Oh my Azar… that's a lot of reviews. I thank thee.
TwilightSoulTaker: Yum. Reviewers make the best cookies!
RavenVsDestiny: Hey, aren't you Happy Sun's cousin or something like that...? Thanks for the boat-load of reviews! And to reply to your comment on "HIVE Infiltrator,"
"…I script, therefore I am."
Okay, so that didn't make much sense, but nobody on fanfiction cares if you're writing script format. A lot of us writers write like this because it is fun. Rules are meant to be broken, eh?
kkori: It's all in the sugar. And, WHEN ARE YOU UPDATING YOUR STORIES? …please?
Mystery Character Contest: See Bottom of Fic!
Chapter 3 Suit up
Slade: Apprentice! Appreeeeeentice! (walks down hallway) APPRENTICE! (hears noises in kitchen) Apprentice?
Green: (in kitchen talking with AgentM) …and then, she was like, "how could you lie to me?" And then Master Slade was like, "I would have told you I was Slade sooner, honey, but you were always so difficult!" And then she was like, "Nuh-uh!" And then he was like, "Uh-huh!" And then she went, "BAM! BAM!" shot his eye out. And then he was like, "GUGH! My eye!" And then she was like, "Don't you ever risk our son's life again, boy!" And then he was like, "But, baby! My eye!" And then she was like, "we are soooo totally through!" And that's when he got all cranky…
AgentM: (sips the Vanilla Coke) Soooo… he's been a loser for like… ever!
Green: Yep! That about sums it up!
Slade: …what are you two talking about…?
Green&AgentM: (Vanilla Coke spurt)
Green: N-Nothing, Master Slade! Miss M and I were just, uh, having a little chat, that's all!
AgentM: R-Right! A little chat, that's all!
Slade: AgentM needs to be fitted for her apprentice uniform, right now!
AgentM: I'll be right down, just give me a minute!
Slade: grrrr (stalks off)
AgentM: (turns back towards Wintergreen) So, then what happened?
Green: (returns to story) Then, Master Slade was like, "Fine! I don't need you anymore!" And then she was like, left. And then he was like, "Wintergreen! Give me taco, NOW!" And then I was like, "Yes Master Slade." And then, he was like, "I need an apprentice!" And then that Robin kid came along and he was like, "I'm not going to be your apprentice!" and beat my master up. And then Master Slade was like, "You fired!" …but then, he just got a new one, and she was like-!
AgentM: No, no, I already know this part of the story. Thanks for the pop, now I got to go downstairs and obey the biggest loser in the world!
Green: That's the spirit, Miss M!
Both: (take their leave)
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Slade: Here's your uniform.
AgentM: This… this is… This is sick, man!
Slade: What!
AgentM: This! This skimpy metal body armor! I can't wear this! I'll catch a cold! I'll rust in the rain! Boys will stare at me if I so much as shop for groceries! I'll be forced to punch their lights out!
Slade: I have that all figured out already! (brings out something) Ta da! You'll wrap yourself with toilet paper!
AgentM: …
Slade: …
AgentM: …are you enjoying this?
Slade: …uh, uh, uh…
AgentM: I'm SO not wearing this! I'll make my own metal armor!
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(Minutes later)
AgentM: Ta da!
Slade: …
AgentM: These titanium bunny slippers are made to be indestructible and enhance my kicking and running abilities! My gigantic hat is also made of strong metal that will plug information into my head! My trench coat and colored hair are already trend-setting, gadget filled materials! …And I updated my lab top! (shows lab top)
Slade: … … …
AgentM: Don't look at me. I'm but a simple deranged writer with principles.
Slade: …
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(remember…)
Slade: If you recall, Terra became my apprentice and I gave her better control of her powers!
AgentM: Hey! That's not fair! Why don't I get control? Gimme my control, Kwazi! Waaah!
Slade: Fine, fine, here!
AgentM: What's this?
Slade: It's Splenda. You depend way too much on sugar as the source of your powers.
AgentM: So… that's just it? Splenda! That's how you solve your apprentice's problems?
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R&R
Mystery Character Contest:
Do you know the lady that Wintergreen was talking to AgentM about? The one who shot Slade's eye out? If you do, tell me in your review and you'll win Donuts! That's not all, for every reviewer who knows who she is I will tell you one thing about myself, but nothing personal. If you don't know who she is, I recommend researching then reviewing. Trust me, there are a lot of Teen Titans sites that tell you. You have till next week (or maybe the following week if I'm busy).