WowWowWowWow-ness

So many people got it! I'm so proud of you guys!

Delirium24, Byn, and TeenTitansforever got it, but I give props to Xerxes93 for trying.

Here are the donuts! (hands out assorted donuts): Sprinkled, Powdered, Chocolate, Jelly-filled, Glazed (upon Byn's request).

Anyway, the 4 facts about myself are below the fic.

So, the girl in the previous chapter was Adeline "Addie" Kane Wilson, Slade's first wife. They had 2 sons, Grant and Joseph (aka Jericho, he's showing up this season). Slade was doing evil things behind his family's back (bad, bad Slade!). When, confronting a terrorist, Slade had to tell his family, but the terrorist cut Joseph's throat making him mute. Then… she shot his eye out. Poor Slade…

Chapter 4 Let's all play with puppets!

Slade: Now, you are all set. Your oath has been said, your… uniform is on. Now it is time to think of an evil plot! (runs into room and slams door)

AgentM: …?

Wintergreen: Don't worry about him. He locks himself in there for a month doing who knows what and surviving on who knows what!

AgentM: Ok…

Green: Let's play Monopoly! …Villain's edition…

AgentM: Alright! I wanna be the "The Source!"

Green: Aw, how come you always get to be "The Source?"

AgentM: Because it's a tiny metal slab of tofu! That's why!

Green: Fine, I'll be the tiny metal Slade. (holds up piece and mimics voice) … "Hi! I'm Slade! I'm such a loser freak! A jobless, dateless loser freak!"

AgentM: (snickers, knocks over Slade with finger) Ooops! My bad, Kwazi! It appears I've knocked you over.

Green: (mimicks) "Help! I have fallen and I can't get up!"

AgentM: Here let me help you! (grabs metal Cinderblock figurine and places it on top of Slade figurine) Sorry, Slade! It seems Cinderblock mistook your big head for a bench!

Green: (mimicks) "Gah! Cinderblock is sitting on my head! Wintergreen! Get me out of here now!"

AgentM: (looks around) There's no figurines of you… or me…

Green: Let's make them!

AgentM: Yay!

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(in the Puppet King's Lair)

AgentM: You might be thinking, "Why are we in the Puppet King's lair?"

Green: Well, we are here because the loser freak forgot to buy a new glue gun!

AgentM: So, we're just going to get the Puppet King to make them for us!

Puppet King: Who dares enter the lair of the Puppet King…?

AgentM: I'm AgentM, Slade's new apprentice/fanfiction writer/OC/secret agent/titan kidnapper! He's Wintergreen, Slade's butler/minimum wage! Nice to meetcha!

Puppet King: You are not welcome in the lair of the Puppet King… The Puppet King wants you out…

AgentM: Yeah well the AgentM wants to stay. The AgentM doesn't take orders from lumber. (knocks on Puppet King's head)

Green: We just want to have tiny metal figurines of us!

AgentM: Or better yet! Make them puppets! Puppets are more fun than Monopoly anyway…

Puppet King: No one commands the Puppet King…

AgentM: whips out lab top. "… and then, Pinochio, out of great respect towards the awesomeness of AgentM, decided to agree to her desire for a figurine of herself..."

Puppet King: I will get to work, master… (walks off)

Green: Whoa, more dangerous than my master…

AgentM: Maybe I should get my own line of apprentices, myself. Then, my apprentices could have their own apprentices, and so on and so forth…

…………………………………

AgentM: Cool! (holds up puppet AgentM) I've never seen such a whimsical device!

Green: Yeah, and yet what does "whimsical" mean?

AgentM: (whips out dictionary) It means… odd but fantastic… or… queer; strange; freakish…

Green: Would Starfire say something like that?

AgentM: I know! Let's make fun of Kwazi using BIG words so he doesn't understand us!

Green: Yay!

………………………………….

puppetAgentM: Kwazi is so whimsical, bizarre, idiosyncratic, incongruous, maggoty…

puppetGreen: He is also bovine, ignoramus, foul, stupid…

AgentM&Green: HAHAHAHA!

Slade: (steps out of room) I'm finished!

AgentM&Green: (points at Slade and laughs at him) HAHAHAHA!

Slade: AgentM, it is rude to point at someone and laugh your head off at them out loud…

Green: (back to AgentM) He does have a big head!

Both: HAHAHAHA!
Slade: I am so sad… boo hoo…

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Facts about me:

Let's see… I love mixing Canned Ravioli with Ramen (plain, of course). Hey, don't knock it till you try it!

I am OBSESSED with sharks. Luv 'em! Everyone has pictures of their boyfriends on their binders. My friends laughed when I brought a picture of a Great White.

Things I hate: Girls acting friendly but don't really mean it. Boys who think they're funny but aren't at all. Lastly, I thought there wasn't a single organized, neat-handwriting smart girl I couldn't be friends with… oh Azar, was I wrong!

My favorite partying holiday: HALLOWEEN! Yeah! I start thinking of my costume over summer break. I'm going as a Dryad, or a wood nymph.