Whew… I'm beat! Halloween is… the most… best holiday ever! Sorry this chappie took too long, this is my first time uploading a chapter by myself… hehe, PointDobble always did it for me…
Byn: Just don't copy my idea too much or I would be a very… angry… monkey.
RavenvsDestiny: Yeah, Slade was married… twice! Anyway, I think that Jericho (Slade's Son)'s coming up in Season 5 on Toonami. That is, for America at least. If you saw Homecoming part 2, you can catch a tiny glimpse of him on the Brain's computer screens at the end of the episode. I'm just assuming, so don't take my word for it. As for if Splenda works or not, you'll just have to find out for yourself.
TwighlightSoulTaker: Sorry, the link didn't work again. Somehow, web addresses don't work on reviews.
HappySun: Bad, bad donut-thief! Jk, I have surplus!
bunnyaven: You're a little late, but here (hands donut). Anyway, it's Addie Kane.
Chapter 5 Slade in Pain
AgentM: So what's up, Kwazi?
Slade: I told you to stop calling me that, anyway I just thought of a great plan!
AgentM: …we're going to destroy the Teen Titans?
Slade: Wow! How did you know?
AgentM: lucky guess…
Slade: Yes! But there is an interesting twist to it!
AgentM: You will be using me this time…
Slade: Exactly! I love an apprentice who catches on quickly! Now, shall we begin?
AgentM: No! Not now! I can't!
Slade: Why not?
AgentM: Because Teen Titans is on!
Slade: Those titans have a show?
AgentM: Yeah, and I can't leave until I watch it!
Slade: Is it a new episode?
AgentM: No, it's a rerun.
Slade: Then why do you need to watch it!
AgentM: Well, I don't know… Anyway, I've seen every episode so the fact that it's a rerun doesn't count!
Slade: Fine, I can wait for 30 min…
AgentM: It's a marathon!
Slade: WHAT!
AgentM: Nah, I'm just playing. Teen Titans hardly ever has a marathon…
Slade: Fine, I'll just wait then!
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Slade: Are you done yet?
AgentM: No! This is the part where you kick the poor, wounded Terra!
Slade: I'm in this show too?
AgentM: Yeah! See?
(in show)
Terra: You can't control me anymore! (punches Slade off rock)
Slade: (burns in the lava) OMG! Nuuuu! Paaaain!
Terra: (points and laughs at burning Slade) HAHAHAHA!
Slade: I'm burning! Ow! Ow! Ow!
(back to Slade's living room)
Slade: Ouch! That was something I didn't want to relive…
AgentM: (points and laughs at burning Slade on TV) HAHAHAHA! Kwazi's such a loser!
Slade: I'm right here you know…
AgentM: (still laughing) HAHAHAHAHA!
Green: (runs into the room) Aw great! Did I miss it?
AgentM: Sorry, Wintergreen. You just missed Kwazi's death.
Green: Awwww…
AgentM: No wait! You can laugh at his mask slowly sinking in lava right there!
Green: (points and laughs at burning mask) HAHAHAHAHA!
Slade: Wait! How could
I be in the show when I never saw any cameras going around in those
times of my life!
……………….
Slade: Ok! This fic has gone on long enough and all we got done was you laughing at me!
AgentM: Ok! Ok! Let's GO!
Slade: Finally… (walks out the door with AgentM)
AgentM: (swings car keys around finger) I'm driving!
Slade: You're not driving, I'm driving!
AgentM: No way! I'm doing the most work in this plan, so I get to drive!
Slade: Sheesh! What's the matter with you? I never get any problems like this with my previous apprentices!
AgentM: Yeah, well, too bad, Kwazi…!
Slade&AgentM: (fight for the car keys while scratching and destroying the car in the process)
Wintergreen: STOP IT ALREADY!
Slade&AgentM: (stop and freeze)
Wintergreen: Look! I'm an old man! I've got a headache and back pains from you two arguing! If you are going to yell so much about something then maybe I should drive!
Slade&AgentM: What! No way!
Wintergreen: (yells and shakes mountains) I'M DRIVING!
Slade&AgentM: …okay…
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R&R
Oh yeah, one more thing about me for, bunnyraven:
1. I know the dude who voice-acted Prof. Chang in the episode "X." How I know him will reveal too much about me.