Happy Veteran's day y'all!
Hooray! Just a few more reviews and I beat the "Diary of a HIVE infiltraitor!" I just love breaking records!
RavenVsDestiny: Thanks! He also plays the emperor's councilman in Mulan.
Happy Sun: If I were to rewrite that scene, it would be what I said.
TwilightSoulTaker: Are you calling me stupid? When you type an address in a review, it doesn't show up! If you want it to, insert spaces randomly in between the words!
Chapter 6: Bunny
AgentM: Are we there yet?
Slade: FOR THE LAST, TRIGON-FORSAKEN TIME! NOOOO!
AgentM: …phooey…
(long car ride)
Slade: …
AgentM: …
Slade: …
AgentM: … PUNCH BUGGY! (socks Slade)
Slade: Oof!
Wintergreen: What's going on back there?
Slade: She just punched me!
AgentM: Well, he started it…
Wintergreen: You both keep quiet back there!
AgentM: Okay! Okay!
(long car ride)
Wintergreen: Let's sing songs on the radio!
AgentM&Slade: NOOOOOO!
Wintergreen: (too late; turns on radio and starts singing) HeeeRE I aM, oNCe agaaaaain! I'm tooooorn inTo PIECES!
AgentM&Slade: Omigod! Nuuuu! Paaaain!
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Slade: FINALLY! We're here!
AgentM: Where is here?
Slade: We're at a random site of town which is conveniently emptied out of people and large enough for a good battle scene.
AgentM: Ok! Now what?
Slade: Now we call the Titans! Here wait, I've got them on speed-dial… (holds up cell-phone).
Ring…
Ring…
Ring…
Robin: Hello?
Slade: Why, hello, Robin. I'm calling to-
Robin: I'm sorry! We're not interested in any magazines, bye! (hangs up)
Slade: …!
AgentM: …?
Slade: Hold on! Hold on! I'll call again!
Ring…
Ring…
Ring…
Starfire: X'Hal! You have reached the "telly-fone" of Titans Tower!
Slade: Oh, hello, Starfire. Can I please speak with Robin?
Starfire: I am very, very sorry. He is not at this moment available, could I get a message?
Slade: What? He was just there like five seconds ago!
Starfire: Well, he is not here right now, he has gone-
Robin: (in background) Starfire! Who is it? Are you flirting with that magazine seller again!
Starfire: (calls out) No, I am not, Robin! (back to phone) …listen, David. This really isn't a good time…
Slade: This is Slade, not "David!"
Starfire: Slade? Slade-Who?
Slade: How many Slades could you possibly know?
Starfire: I'm sorry! Is it you, Slade HotGuy? I told you already, I'm up for next Saturday…
Slade: No! This is not Slade… HotGuy!
Starfire: Then, who is it?
Slade: It's Slade… Slade…
AgentM: (much anticipated; leans closer to Slade)
Slade: Slade… Slade… (groans and mutters into phone) …Wilson…
AgentM: (lol) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Starfire: …Robin… it's for you…
Robin: Hello? Slade?
Slade: Hello, Robin. It is such a pleasure, meeting you again…
Robin: Look, what do you want Slade!
Slade: Let's keep this short and sweet! I have a new apprentice and I want you to fight with her!
Robin: …uh, okay then… (sounds of flipping pages) How's next Saturday feel like to you?
Slade: That's just perfect… Hey! Wait! You have a calendar for all your heroic battles!
Robin: We didn't before… but now that the seasons got all confusing, we do now. Plus, we have to determine a date the camera crew can show up.
Slade: C-Camera crew?
Robin: Yeah… our camera crew… you never noticed them…?
Slade: (starts cussing) Oh, bunnies! You bunny! bunny!ing camera crew! Snapping bunny! photos of our bunny! bunny! battles! Bunny!
Robin: …okaaaaay… See you then!
Slade: grrrrrr…. Very well, Robin…!
Robin: Uh, bye! (click)
AgentM: You should really watch your temper.
Slade: You should really stop tampering with my dialogue!
AgentM: (hides lab top behind back) …I don't know what you're talking about…
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Starfire: No! Not Saturday!
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R&R