URGENT! URGENT! URGENT! URGENT! URGENT! URGENT!

TEEN TITANS IS GOING TO BE CANCELED!

If you haven't heard from Tit/ansgo/.n/et, Cartoon Network might boot our favorite cartoon! The people in web site above aren't 100 sure why they are canceling it, but it might be CN's lack of interest in the titans (see site for details).

I'm writing a letter to Cartoon Network. Too long have I seen some of my favorite cartoons die, and I wouldn't stand it if they do the same for Teen Titans. This isn't fan fun anymore. If you are a true fan of Teen Titans, you would join us and stand against this. It doesn't matter what couple you support, BBXRae, StarXRob, RaeXRob, BBXTerra, if we don't do something about this it wouldn't matter anymore! I don't know about you, but I want to see Terra's promised revival, Slade's return, and Robin and Starfire admitting their love for each other before the end happens!

So please, do the snail mail. Tell as many people you know to write as well, even ask them to in your reviews. They said another good help would be to buy more TT merchandise (don't call me desperate, they're actually kinda cute. I bought 4 boxes of those mini figurines). Please help! I don't want it to end.

Ca/rtoon Net/work
105/0 Techw/ood Dri/ve
/Atlan/ta, GA 30318

(just remove the slash marks)

URGENT! URGENT! URGENT! URGENT! URGENT! URGENT!

What else am I supposed to say…? Oh yeah! My story!

Chapter 7 Dial "S" for Slade

AgentM: The "S" in Slade is for sock-puppet!

Wintergreen: (holds up Slade-sock) "Hello, I am Slade, eagerly anticipating the coming of the Titans."

AgentM&Wintergreen: (chuckle quietly from behind the car)

Slade: (looks down, over the side from the inside of the car) What are you doing…?

AgentM: (holds up puppet) This is you!

Slade: (glances once and then turns) …charming…

AgentM: Aww… What's the matter? (leans over)

Slade: (sighs with frustrated look) Well, my Great Revenge for the Teen Titans hasn't been going as I thought it would…

AgentM: (not listening; is playing with sock)

Slade: (whimpers) Great! No one cares about me! No one wants to know how I feel! …what are you doing with my sock?

AgentM: This… THIS IS YOUR SOCK!

AgentM&Wintergreen: Ewwwwwwwwww!

Slade: No, I haven't worn it yet. That's just the sock I keep in the glove compartment to use as mittens if the steering wheel is too hot.

AgentM&Wintergreen: …twitch… twitch…

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TCar: (comes out of nowhere)

Slade: Finally! Let's get this on!

Titans: (come out of the car)

Robin: (dramatic hero lines) You are finished Slade! We will defeat you and stop you from doing whatever evil plan you want accomplished!

Cye: Yo, who is that girl?

Slade: (evil chuckle)… That, my good titans, is my apprentice…

AgentM: WASSUP! (oops! That wasn't apprentice-y, was it?)

Robin: You!

Cye: Yo!

Star: Gasp!

BB: Dude!

Rae: Oh, Azar… not you!

AgentM: …come again?

BB: Y-You're… You're that girl that trapped us in the TV!

Cye: And the one that attacked me at the HIVE!

Rae: And the one that keeps stalking me and sending me fan mail!

All: YOU'RE AGENT M!

Slade: …you… know… her…

AgentM: I suppose you are correct. (winks) I am indeed AgentM, fanfiction writer/titan kidnapper/OC/Slade's apprentice.

Robin: Yeah, well… I thought you weren't a bad guy?

AgentM: Who said anything about being a bad guy?

Rae: Then, again she's not a good guy either…

Slade: What do you mean you're not a bad guy!

AgentM: I'm neutral, darnit!

Slade: You can't be neutral!

AgentM: Why not?

Slade: Because you work for me!

Star: Yes, and he is the most "bad" of all "guys."

AgentM: You think this guy is so bad? The dude uses his socks as mittens when the steering wheel is too hot!

Titans: …

Slade: …

Titans: …

Slade: …

Titans: (snicker) (snicker)

Slade: (rams his head against the car)

AgentM: Sigh… do I have to explain everything…?

"… AgentM is a fanfiction writer with unusual powers to make anything happen at her will. She does whatever she pleases or what she thinks would be fun, and does not know the meaning of the words "evil" or "good." She speaks her mind; Arrogant, perhaps; Likes to joke around; Obsessed with Raven and her tv shows; Defiant; likes to be the one pulling the strings of plans in the name of humor…"

Titans: Whoa…

AgentM: Sorry, Slade, but I can't torture the Titans in the name of evil…

Titans: Whew!

Slade: (thoroughly reads AgentM's manual) …perhaps you could do it for a friend?

AgentM: … no.

Slade: …for a favor?

AgentM: … no.

Slade: For an utterly desperate criminal mastermind that really, really, really, really needs you!

AgentM: Sorry, Kwazi…

Slade: …

AgentM: …

Slade: Perhaps you can do it for fun?

AgentM: ALRIGHT!

Titans: (bulls-eye)

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