Sorry, guys… turns out that Teen Titans is officially dead. But that doesn't mean we can lose hope! KEEP MAILING! SAVE TEEN TITANS!
Thank you, people who have promised to help. Thank you!
And also thanks to all who reviewed. Thanks you, Canaarie, ChineseLookin'Gal, Delirium24, Raven flies with me, RavenVsDestiny, Strix moonwing, TwighlightSoulTaker, and Xerxes 93 for favoriting this story. Hmm… 8 favorited. Exactly the same as Infiltraitor… hmmmm…
GO SEE BOTTOM OF THE CHAPTER! … my next AgentM fic, of course…
Chapter 8 End Chapter
AgentM: (swallows a bag-full of Splenda) Ok! Let's begin!
Slade: Yeah! Go AgentM! Go AgentM! It's your birthday!
Titans: (spring into action)
AgentM: (spring into action)
Robin: TEEN TITANS GO!
AgentM: AGENTM GO!
Star: (prepares star-bolts towards AgentM)
AgentM: (starts typing, "… and then, Slade Hotguy drove into the scene for he was curious of the cause of the loud noises outside of town. When he stepped onto the battle field of the khaki coated OC and the Titans, he immediately calls out to his lovely alien princess, Starbursts. He announces his eternal love for the fruit-flavored chewy candy, and gently their lips brush against each other. Then, he dismembers Robin…"
SladeHG: Staaaaaaaaarfiiiiire!
Star: (turns) Hotguy? (flies down towards him)
SladeHG: (holds Star in his arms) Please don't fight anymore… I… I-I'd die if you'd get hurt…
Star: Oh… Slade Hotguy… Why do you care so much for my well-being?
SladeHG: It's because… Starfire, the moment I saw you, I knew that you were the one… Not only are you the most beautiful girl I've ever seen, but you are funny and smart and… and… Oh, Starfire if I were to imagine the most perfect woman… S-She wouldn't even come close to you! I am… toe fungus compared to your excellence, and I have nothing that could ever have me deserve someone like you! So, please… I-I'm okay if you say no… but, please… will you marry me? (whips out one freakin' huge diamond!)
Star: (jaw drops at the sight of the diamond) …so long as you will always refer to me as Princess Koriand'r the Righteous, I accept! (long, romantic kiss)
Robin: ButButButButButButButBut…
Star: (notices Robin) O-Oh yeah, Slade HotGuy, this is Robin!
Robin: Oh yeah, Slade HogGuy! Take this! (whips out one truck-load full of CHOCOLATE)
Star: (eyes grow the size of dinner-plates; Hey, you would if you saw all that chocolate)
Robin&SladeHG: (start fighting)
AgentM: Now, that I have them taken care of… "… so then, out of a magical portal through time, out popped Sarasim, the warrior woman, who came back from the past to see Cyborg…"
Cye: S-SARASIM?
Sara: (punches Cye) THIS IS FOR NEVER CALLING!
Cye: B-But Sarasim, telephones were never invented in your time, yet!
Sara: Oh… yeah… right…
AgentM: "… and then, Jinx…"
Cye: J-Jinx?
Jinx: (punches Cye) THIS IS FOR BECOMING A GOOD-GUY AGAIN! …hello, AgentM!
AgentM: Sha-la!
Jinx: I still hate you…
AgentM: "… and then, BumbleBee…"
BBee: (punches Cye) THIS IS FOR-!
Cye: FOR WHAT!
BBee: For choosing these other girls… and breaking their hearts, Sparky! You know I stand up for the women! 'Sup M!
AgentM: 'Sup Bee!
Jinx&BBee&Sara: (continue to beet up Cye)
AgentM: Now, that Cye's taken care of… (grins evily) …Raven and Beast Boy… or should I say, BBXRae?
LabTop: (ding!) You've got mail!
AgentM: Oooooh! I got mail! (reads) WOW! I just won a trip to Tamaran! See ya! (leaves)
Slade: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! bunny!
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So glad the pain and agony is over! Jk! It's been fun. Now, you gotta wait on my next fic "The Diary of a Tamaran Tourist!" Muahaha, I'm such a villain!