Chapter 3: The Show is on!

Danny was gathering the actors together. The show was about to start. But the actors were everywhere and not ready.

Soon, the show had finally started. The actors were ready, the polls were open, and the props were set. Now, they just needed the host.

"Where is Master Mac?" Mr. Herriman asked. "My schedule says the show starts in exactly…2 minutes."

"I Found him!" Ed shouted. "I found him, guys. Now we can show off!"

Mac walked to the stage. He was so excited to finally host his own show!

"Hello, ladies and gentleman!" Mac shouted into the microphone. "Are you ready for our awesome stupidity!" The crowd cheered as he shouted. He had never thought this day would come. "Alright! We've got a big show for you! We've got dancing, singing, oh and big presentations from big guest. So first, give a warm welcome to, Jack and Mattie Fenton! My parents!" The crowd cheered some more as Danny's parents entered the stage.

"Hello, everyone! I'm Jack, and this is my wife, Mattie!" Jack said. "Later tonight, we shall show a presentation about our children's ghost hunting..."

"But now I have an announcement!" Spongebob shouted running onto the stage. "Later tonight, you will also see the new Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie, "Adventures in The Unknown Dimension." I hope you're ready. Now, back to you, Mac." Spongebob left the stage.

"Uh, thank you Spongebob." Mac said in confusion. "Now, we've got a big show for you. So without further ado, I give you, ROLF!" Rolf walked onto the stage. Just then the telephone rang.

"Hey, a pledge!" Spongebob said. "Hello?"

"Yes, I'll pledge $1,000 if Rolf will try to hurt his cow with nothing but a razor-sharper." The other voice said.

"Hey. you're in luck." Rolf said. "Rolf shall rid his cow of his utter problems once and for all." Rolf did just that. He started to shave his own cow. Blood was spewing out. But he managed.

"Whoa, that was gross. But it worked. Let's check the total!" Mac shouted. The total said: $5,730

"Alright, we're doing good! And we still have plenty of time left. SO now I bring you, Johnny and Plank!" Johnny and Plank appeared.

Hey, everyone!" Johnny began. "Want to see us do our Penny Dance?" Then Johnny started to sing. "Penny, penny, I see a penny. Penny, penny, give me a penny." Johnny kept singing until 7:14. Then the act ended. The money total was now: $18,435

"Okay, well, thank you, Johnny." Mac said, doubly. "Okay, then. Next up, we have a very special magically presentation. Give it up for…Sassy Sarah and Jumbuck Jimmy!" Sarah and Jimmy walked onto the stage.

"For our first trick, I will attempt to saw this cow's utter in half." But they didn't get a chance.

"May you break away like the son of a shepherd hot tub! Do not touch Rolf's cow!" Rolf chased Sarah off the stage.

"While Sarah's dealing with him, I will attempt to teleport myself to the audience just by standing still." Jimmy did that. Jimmy teleported himself to the audience and then back. Then he tried to shift his own body parts to other places on his body. After all of his magic tricks were done, Sarah had been beaten by Rolf, the cow was back to health, and the money total was: $32,590

Then Nazz kissed her Frog. Everyone threw up.

"Okay, that was enjoyably disgusting." Mac said after he woke up from his concussion. "Now, we'll take a 10-minute intermission and come right back. Restrooms are located out in the hallway, exit are here at the stage and in the back by the senior seats, and the refreshments are served out in the hallway as well. Our show will continue at 8:20." (The schedule I wrote at 8:10-8:15 is a typo. It should be 8:10-8:20)

The refreshment table was full of guests, including Bloo who was trying to get some cookies. But Frankie kept stopping him.

The intermission ended and Kevin was ready with his act. When it was Kevin's turn, he did the song, "Camp Towns Races" in burp form. With some time left, he did the same song on his Tuba.

"Okay, that was informative." Mac said. "But the good news is, the money total is now…" Mac looked at the money total. "…$80, 525!"

Everyone cheered. "Now, The-We-Love-Our-Imaginary-Friends fundraiser staff would like to thank you for support. Now, give a warm welcome to my imaginary friend, Bloo and his guitar!"

Bloo entered the stage and started to play his guitar. He had weird make-up and an electric guitar.

"Bloo, what did you do to your face?" Mac asked in horror.

"It's just make-up." Bloo answered. Then Bloo began his solo.

Then after that, Squidward played his clarinet, and Sandy did her karate session. The total raised to: $119,425

"Okay guys. Intermission time!" Mac said. He walked over to the refreshments to take some punch to keep him awake.

"Hey, Mac. You okay?" Danny asked.

"No, I'm about to fall asleep. I keep having to take this punch to keep myself awake."

"You know, I could take over if you want."

Mac thought for a moment. He was going to collapse. So he answered.

"Sure. You're the new host, Danny."

To be continued

Uh oh! Danny's the new host. But he doesn't have a clue what to do. What will come of everyone's acts? Find out next time! R+R! Thanks!