Who knew it was THIS crazy?

by MeowAngel

Set before the game, this is a crazy little story about various characters training for the Imperial Army. It gets a little weird... WHAT AM I SAYING? It's REALLY weird! Language, innaproppriate things, and pure craziness!

2. Ooo, nice one!

"I didn't do it!"

Disclaimer: I only own Anzie, Kitti, Kylie, and Kylene.

:Anzie is asleep:

:alarm clock rings:

Anzie: "uuuugh…" :destroys alarm clock:

Kitti: "WAKE UP! We're gonna learn to use guns! Even though I already know how…"

Anzie: "IT'S 6 A.M.! JUST LET ME SLEEP!"

:everyone goes to training room, and Giacomo is there:

:everyone lines up with their guns:

Giacomo:walking back and forth, explaining how to use the guns:

:gunshot is heard, Giacomo yells and grabs his butt:

Folon:hides smoking gun behind his back: "I didn't do it!"

Everyone except Folon and Giacomo:laughing their butts off:

Nate: "That sounds like something I would say!"

Kylie: "No fair! I wanted to do that!"

:later…:

Kitti:notices sign: "Hmm… 'A mandatory show will be put on later by Emperor Geldoblame. MANDATORY! YOU HAVE TO COME!' I wonder what it is?"

End chapter

Well? Funny, right? Sorry it's short. That last part sets the tone for the next chapter. Warning about the next chapter: It is sick and wrong! But Anzie's comments make it almost bearable! ALMOST!