Who knew it was THIS crazy?

by MeowAngel

Set before the game, this is a crazy little story about various characters training for the Imperial Army. It gets a little weird... WHAT AM I SAYING? It's REALLY weird! Language, innaproppriate things, and pure craziness!

5. The Octopi Song

The Octopus Song

Disclaimer: I'm tired of doing this... You've probably read the disclaimer plenty of times by now!

Final Fantasy 6 reference alert. MJ joke alert. This is gonna be good.

Anzie: "I'm bored."

Kitti: "I'm bored."

Kylene: "I'm bored."

Kylie: "Ultros just whooped me again."

Nate: "So?"

Ayme: "Wanna watch a video?"

Anzie: "Sure, why not?"

Ayme putsthevideo in theVCR:

:THE SHOW is what's on the video:

Everyone except Ayme runs out of the room screaming:

Anzie: "That was close!"

Lariley: "What was?"

Kitti: "Ayme has a tape of 'THE SHOW'."

Lariley: "What's that?"

Anzie: "Go in and find out." :smirk:

Lariley goes in: "WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?"

Anzie: "Two days ago."

Kitti: "I'm still bored!"

Kylie: "Can I sing?"

Anzie: "Sure."

Kylie starts singing: I hate octopi, I hate octopi, I hate octopi, 'specially the purple ones!"

Anzie starts singing: I hate octopi, I hate octopi, I hate octopi, 'specially the ones that kick your ass!"

Kitti starts singing: "I hate octopi, I hate octopi, I hate octopi, 'specially the red ones!"

Lariley starts singing: "I hate octopi, I hate octopi, I hate octopi…":stops singing: "Wait… I don't hate octopi! Hey, Anzie, can I sing "I hate Geldoblame" instead?"

Anzie: "YEAH! I wanna sing that too! I hate that he-she, too!"

Ayme: "He-she? Where? Who are you talking about? 'Mr. Showman', or Giacomo? I think Giacomo is gay."

Folon: "He is. Trust me on this one…" :shudders:

Ayme: "Ohh, so he's like MJ?"

Folon: "…yeah…"

Anzie: "Scary."

:a flash of skin-color goes by:

Lariley: "Oops! Gotta go! Geldoblame is streaking again… Stupid nudist…"

Nate: "Did you just say… nudist?"

Lariley yells back (she's running after that retarded nudist): "Yeah!"

Folon: "I wish I never saw that…"

Anzie: "Remember what happened last night? The thing with Joe..? Where he… Well, you know…"

Folon: "UGH! DON'T REMIND ME! THAT WAS SICK! And I was begging you to pry him off of me!"

Anzie: "You were?"

Folon: "YES!"

Ayme: "What happened? TELL ME!"

Folon: "NEVER!" :runs off, and Ayme runs after him:

(I'm out of ideas, so here's a song instead: I hate octopi, I hate octopi, I hate octopi, I hate those f-in' octopi! I just got mybehind whup'd, by a he-she octopiiiiiii…One-hit KO moves, get me every tiiiiime… I can't believe, I lost to such a faaaaag! He's such a fag, he tried to rape a buuuuuuuug, yeah. He shakes 'is butt, to the Boom-boom song… Oh eww… Ew now! Ew ewewew ew ewew ew. Ewewewew, ew ew eww! What an ass, he's so gay! I wanna whup his ass now(Lariley starts beating Geldoblame with an aluminum bat) Go Lariley! Mwahaha!) (yes he did kick my sorry ass)