Hey everybody! I know it's been a long time since I did any good FMA fanfics. What can I say I've been busy with school and work. I have good news I just quit my job and I got a better job yeaaaa. I'm also doing well in school also, and I'm trying to get on student council. WooHoo. Since FMA in the style of was so popular I decided to do a sequel called FMA Reality. It's FMA in the style of Reality T.V shows such as The Surreal Life, But Can they Sing? And whatever else I can think of. Of course there will be multichapters of each Reality show, and it should be a lot of fun. So let's get started with But Can They Sing? FMA style!

Disclaimer: Don't own Fma and I don't own but can they sing.

Line Up

Singers

Roy Mustang

Edward Elric

Alphonse Elric

Winry Rockbell

Riza Hawkeye

Maes Hughes

Host

Jean Havoc

Judges

Scar XD

Lust

Envy

"Good evening everyone and welcome to BUT CAN THEY SING? I am your host Jean Havoc and today we will here from six different cast members of FMA the most popular anime in America right now. These guys have been through stuff times, lost limbs, fought in wars, BUT CAN THEY SING?"

Edward: I'm a ranking state alchemist. I've seen my share of scary things, and something's that would make a person go mad, but can I sing? Maybe.

Alphonse: I'm a soul trapped in a suit of armor, but can I sing?

Roy: The flame alchemist and war hero and a ladies man, but can I sing?

Winry: Just a simple Automail Machine, but can I sing?

Riza: I love guns, but can I sing?

Maes: I'm suppose to be dead, but I'm alive again, but can I sing?

"There you have it folks are contestants. The winner of the show will win the Philosopher stone to use it any way they want!" said Havoc. And here are out three judges Lust a vocal instructor, Envy a dance instructor, and Scar I don't know what he judges?"

" I judge all state alchemist!"

"Right, anyway moving on. Tonight's first singer is the hero of the Eastern rebellion, and living legend of the people ROY MUSTANG!"

Roy comes out and takes center stage.

Song: Light my Fire by the Doors.

You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire

Time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre

Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire

Aouh, come on!
Come on, babe!

Yeah! come on!
Come on!

Woaouh! yeah!

Roy started to walk towards the audience which was mostly women, and the crowd was cheering as Roy did a couple of dance moves and continued to sing.

It was the greatest night of my life.
Although I still had not found a wife
I had my friends
Right there beside me.
We were close together.
We tripped the wall, we scaled the graveyard
Ancient shapes were all around us.
The wet dew felt fresh beside the fog.
Two made love in an ancient spot
One chased a rabbit into the dark
A girl got drunk and balled the dead
And I gave empty sermons to my head.
Cemetary, cool and quiet
Hate to leave your sacred lay
Dread the milky coming of the day.

Ah, ah, ah, ah!
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
Aah, aah, aah, aah, aah
Aah, aah, aah, aaah!

Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire

Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire!

Roy then snaps his fingers and shoots a flame at the audience. The crowd goes even wilder

"Wow that was amazing! Judges what do you think?"

"I thought your singer was wonderful, a little slow at first but you came through". Said Lust.

"Nice dance moves, you need to work on them a little more, but all in all you were excellent!" Envy added in.

"I say you DIE!" said Scar as he tried to jump form his chair to Roy but Roy torched him before he could touch him.

"Okay our next singer tonight is the one the only EDWARD ELRIC!"

Song: Anna Begins by Counting Crows

My friend assures me it's all or nothing
I am not worried- I am not overly concerned
My friend implores me for one time only,
Make an exception. I am not not worried
Wrap her up in a package of lies
Send her off to a coconut island
I am not worried - I am not overly concerned
With the status of my emotions
Oh, she says, were changing.
But were always changing
It does not bother me to say this isn't love
Because if you don't want to talk about it then it isn't love
And I guess I'm going to have to live that
But, I'm sure there's something in a shade of gray
Or something in between
And I can always change my name if that's what you mean

My friend assures me it's all or nothing
But I am not really worried
I am not overly concerned
You try to tell your self the things you try tell your self to make
Yourself forget
To make your self forget
I am not worried
If it's love she said, then were gonna have to think about the
Consequences
She can't stop shaking and I can t stop touching her and...
This time when kindness falls like rain
It washes her away and anna begins to change her mind

But I'm not gonna break
And I'm not going to worry about it anymore
I'm not gonna bend. and I'm not gonna break and
I'm not gonna worry about it anymore
It seems like I should say as long as this is love...
But it's not all that easy so maybe I should just
Snap her up in a butterfly net-
Pin her down on a photograph album

Ed walks around the stage and shakes hands with the crowd.

And oh lord... I'm not ready for this sort of thing
She s talking in her sleep-it s keeping me awake
And anna begins to toss and turn
And every word is nonsense but I understand it and
Oh lord. I m not ready for this sort of thing
Her kindness bangs a gong
It's moving me along and anna begins to fade away
It s chasing me away. she dissappears, and oh lord I'm not ready for this sort of

Thing

"That was beautiful!" said Lust.

"Nice man keep it up!" Envy added in.

"DIE!" Scar once again tries to kill Ed but Ed clapped his hands and tossed him off to the side.

"Next we have Maes Hughes."

Song: My Girl by the Temptations

I've got sunshine on a cloudy day.

When it's cold outside

I've got the month of May.

I guess you'd say

What can make me feel this way?

My girl (my girl, my girl)

Talkin' 'bout my girl (my girl).

I've got so much honey the bees envy me.

I've got a sweeter song

than the birds in the trees.

I guess you'd say

What can make me feel this way?

My girl (my girl, my girl)

Talkin' 'bout my girl (my girl).

Hey hey hey

Hey hey hey

Ooooh.

I don't need no money, fortune, or fame.

I've got all the riches baby

one man can claim.

I guess you'd say

What can make me feel this way?

My girl (my girl, my girl)

Talkin' 'bout my girl (my girl).

I've got sunshine on a cloudy day

with my girl.

I've even got the month of May

with my girl

Crowd goes nuts and the judges are even enjoying the song until…

"LOOK AT MY DAUGHTER ISN'T SHE SOOOO CUUUUUTE?" It turns out Hughes was throwing pictures of his daughter out to the audience, creepy.

"I liked the song until you pulled that stunt Maes," said Lust.

"Yea don't make me kill you again," Envy.

"I've got nothing," said Scar.

"Next we have Winry Rockbell with Like a Virgin."

I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through, oh
Didn't know how lost I was until I found you
I was beat, incomplete
I'd been had
I was sad and blue
But you made me feel, oh
Yeah, you made me feel shiny and new, oh-oh

Winry pointed to Ed, and Ed blushed," Wow Winry's a good singer."

Like a virgin,

Touched for the very first time, oh
Like a virgin, ha!
When your heart beats next to mine,

Ed: Don't think sexy thought don't thin sexy thoughts!

Winry continues to sing, and rolls on the stage, like how Madonna did when she performed the song.

The crowd went nuts from Winry's singing or the fact that she was rolling around on the floor. Winry finished her song and got praises from the judges, and went back stage and found Ed in a trance.

"Ed you Ok?"

"Yeeeeees…"

"Okay…"

"Nice job Winry!" said Havoc," Next is our other female vocalist the one the only RIZA HAWKEYE!"

Song: Mono by County Love

Hey yeah we had everything
Vinyl in mono
And we looked the other way man
We were so dumb
Is this the part in the book that you wrote
Where I gotta come and save the day
Did you miss me
Did you miss me

Well they say that rock is dead
And they're probably right
99 girls in the pit
Did it have to come to this

Oh god you owe me one more song
So i can prove to you that
I'm so much better than him
Oh god just gonna listen fast
Here comes the crash
We're gonna rise above
We're gotta smash it up
You won't abandon us again

Oh god i wanna hear you say
I wanna hear you say that you're sorry again
Oh god you owe me one more song
So I could prove to you
That I'm so much better than them
Oh god I'd give you anything
To hear you say that I was right
And you were wrong
Oh god before i leave this life
Now enable us to love
A hook is never gonna come
Just give it back to me
Blow out all of the lights tonight

Roy: Wow I never notice how cool Riza was until now.

"Man that rocked!" cheered Lust.

"Yes you sure have shown off your hidden talents tonight!" Envy agreed with Lust.

Scar couldn't say anything since he was tied up.

"Our last singer for tonight is Alphonse Elric!"

Song: Smelly Cat by that chick on Friends

Three, four...

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault

They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favorite pet
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault

You may not be a bed of roses
You're not friend to those with noses
I'll miss you before we're done
Or the world will smell as one

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault,
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault

We know what was in your food
They say it might affect your mood

Everyone starts laughing, and cracking up at the song and not at Al's singer or are they?

"Great!" Lust

"Awesome!" Envy.

… Scar.

"That's all the time we have today on BUT CAN THEY SING? We'll catch you later!"

Wow that was along chapter man I didn't think it would ever end! Well I have to get going soon, I have a class in like an hour lol don't want to be late (has to drive to college) And I want to say all the songs in the chapter I do not own ok, and I was thinking that maybe the fans should vote for who they want to stay like on the show so please when you review for the But can they sing chapters please included your vote! LOL man I had to put in some EDWIN and ROYAI to spice things up. Well till next time take care.