Thanks for reviewing the first chapter! Sorry I'm taking so long to update it's because of school, and y new job I work at Wal-Mart now! So I don't home until late at night, okay moving on this chapter is going to be based on the Surreal Life on VH1 I love that series it's awesome.
Disclaimer: I don't know FMA or The Surreal Life
Housemates
Roy Mustang
Edward Elric
Alphonse Elric
Winry Rockbell
Riza Hawkeye
Rose Thomas
And Envy
Radio DJ: Hey everyone it's time for the new season of the Surreal Life on VH1 and this season we are doing it Anime Style. The main characters of the anime series Full Metal Alchemist. Roy Mustang the Flame Alchemist. Edward and Alphonse Elric the two upcoming alchemist in Central. Winry Rockbell the famous Automail mechanic. Riza Hawkeye the best shooter in the Military. Rose Thomas some person we're going to bounce jokes off of. And Envy cause we needed the odd one in the house, and here's comes the limo with the cast mates.
The limo arrives at the surreal mansion, and here are the stars for this year's season. All the cast mates go off to find their own rooms, but find out there are only 3 bedrooms and 7 people, welcome to world war 3.
"I want the top buck!" screamed Al.
"No Al I want the top bunk cause I'm the older brother!" shouted Ed.
"You both quit fighting!" said Winry.
"While those freaks are fighting I'm going to go and take over the master bedroom hahaha." But to Roy's surprise Riza had taken over that room," Riza I wanted this room I'm the oldest and I should have it!" And with that, Riza shot several shots at Roy's head and claimed right to the room. "Fine I'm bunking with all the other girls, and just wait you'll be sooooo jealous!"
The rooms will be set up as follows:
Room 1
Riza
Room 2
Ed, Al, and Roy
Room 3
Winry
Rose
And Envy (yippee)
Al was looking over the house when he found a kitten, and it was in the task sheet to take care of the kitten while living in the house. The walls of the house were covered with manga pictures of the cast. The other rooms were the bathrooms to all three rooms, the living room, kitchen, built in bar, and dinner room. Ed went to the front door and picked the Surreal Times.
"Hey guys the paper's in!" the whole cast get's together at the dinner table, and Ed reads the paper." It's great to have the cast of FMA the best kick ass anime in America, for tonight the ladies will prepare a nice dinner and we'll be having date night!"
The guys go off to get ready while the girls Riza Winry, Rose, and Envy prepared the dinner.
Ed: I'm really looking forward to living in this house for 2 weeks, and getting to know everyone! (AN: If you see a charater's name with a Colin that means they're in the dairy room/ talking to an interviewer)
Table 1: Drink with Riza
Table 2: Salad with Rose
Table 3: Meal with Winry
Table 4: Dessert with Envy (yippee)
Roy goes to to table 1 with Riza. Al goes to table 2, Ed at table 3, and Envy is alone cause you're suppose to have dessert last.
Envy: I wanted them to sit with me first, I'm not going to kill them so what if they have dessert first. (pouts)
"I'm sorry I was shooting at you earlier, car trips make me tired." Said Riza as she poured Roy a drink.
"It's fine don't worry about it Miss Hawkeye."
"You can call me Riza."
"Okay Riza."
Roy: I really like Riza. She's one of the most interesting women I've ever met I wonder what she looks like in a mini skirt?
"Are you going to eat your salad?" asked Rose.
"I can't. I can't eat." Said Al.
"Then how did you get so big?"
"It's a long story."
Al: Rose is nice but kinda annoying, all she talks about is that Sun person Leto.
"And Cornello told me Leto forgives everyone."
"Is my time up yet?"
"Here Ed have some pasta." Said Winry as she gave him, a bowl of pasta.
"Thanks this looks good." Replied Ed.
Ed: I really like Winry I think she's really nice, and maybe we'll fall in love and have our own little spin off called," My Fair Winry".
And Envy is still alone waiting for people.
Envy: You all suck! (Envy is like the Bridget Nelson in my FMA Surreal Life)
Round 2
Riza is alone in this round as Roy goes to have salad with Rose.
"So tell me about yourself Miss Rose."
"Well, I have a two year old son!"
O.O (chokes on his salad) "What! But you're really young!"
"Well I made a lot of mistakes, but Leto forgives all!" (Rose is like the Janice from the 5th season of the Surreal Life)
"Al are you hungry?" asked Winry.
"Winry you know I can't eat." Said Al
"Oh yea."
"You like chocolate?" asked Envy.
"Yea I guess." Said Ed.
"Are you dating someone?"
"Not really" (is getting creped out)
(smiles evilly)
"Stay Away from me."
Round 3
"Hey Riza, what's going on?" asked Ed.
"Not much, but you're like 16 so I don't think I should be giving you alcohol."
"After having dessert with Envy I need all the booze I can get."
Rose is alone in this round
"Hello Miss Rockbell." Said Roy
"Hey Roy what's up?"
"Not much but I'm really hungry, that little visit with Rose left me starving."
"I bet that girl talks non stop about Leto, and her kid."
"Yup."
"So why can't you eat?" Envy asked Al.
"Cause I'm a giant suit of Amour."
"So, you should still eat or you'll die."
"I can't die, if I still have my blood seal."
Round 4
"Riza you can't give alcohol to minors." Said Al.
"I gave half a bottle of wine to Ed."
"He needed it trust me."
"Leto can save you Ed. He can teach you not to drink at a young age, and make bad mistakes, and have a child!" pretched Rose.
Ed was annoyed so he shoved his salad at Rose's face.
Winry is alone in this round
"So you like chocolate Mustang?"
"You're so freaky miss Envy. It's Miss right?"
"Wouldn't you like to know."
"I have to go now."
Dinner was over and the cast cleaned up and got ready for bed.
Ed: Dinner was pretty good I think the person I can connect with the most is probably Winry. But Envy and Rose creep me out.
Rose: I can't believe he shoved food in my face. Jerk!
Next time on the FMA Surreal Life.
Ed: We have to make something that can help people like what can we do?
Winry; don't know?
Everyone: LET'S MAKE A SUICIDE HOTLINE!
Roy: Oh, great…
RR PLZ