Oh, wow! Thank you so much for that review, Ruhama! It made me feel very happy! And I was just getting sad too, because I thought that maybe you had stopped reading, but then you reviewed! Thank you so much. It, and I swear that I'm not trying to be funny, this is honest to gods how I felt when I read your review, it made me feel like I had just drunk a lot of sweet warm tea on a cold winters night and I was curled up in front of a fire place in a big comfy chair with a really good classic, deep romance/humor novel. I felt so happy! I honestly started laughing, that's how happy I felt! So, I am updating much faster then I would ever normally. But…This made me so happy! SMILE!

DISCLAIMER: Disclaimer, Disclaimer, Disclaimer

I made it out of lies

I do not have Inuyasha hostage

And Fluffy's not tied up in my

Comforter…

Heh heh…Of course their not…I know that you believe me

The Present No time like the present!

Hojo and Kagome were staring at Jenny, who was at the bottom of the well digging. She was screaming under her breath and her own blood was thickly coating her knuckles because she had painfully scraped her hands up against the rough stones on the walls of the well.

"Jenny?" Kagome asked frantically, she was pulling at her hair. "What's wrong? Why can't we get back through?" Jenny stood up and jumped out of the well to stand next to Hojo and in front of Kagome. There were tears in her eyes, tears that were now slowly starting to slide down her cheeks, creating lines through all the dirt and blood that she had somehow managed to get on her face in the short amount of time that she had been digging.

"We…we…" Jenny said slowly, trying to hold back her sobs. "The well…it's sealed…we can't get through." Jenny turned away from them as Kagome burst into tears and collapsed in Hojo's arms. Hojo held her close, trying to hold in his laughter and failing miserably to hide his smirk of triumph. 'Good riddance.' Hojo thought. 'Kagome needs to get that entire place and that horrible fiend who lives there out her mind and out of her life.' Ugh! Little git!

"The way is shut." Jenny said. She was staring at the well as if she was lost. Then a new voice spoke out from the entry way to the well house.

"The way is shut. The dead made it, and the dead keep it. The way is shut." Hojo, Kagome and Jenny all turned to stare at the newcomers.

Three boys stood there. Each of them was tall and elegant. They all had the same color eyes as Jenny, but one of them was black, one of them was Spanish, and one of them was English. They stood there with their arms crossed. Their pose uncannily resembled how hero's stand when they arrive just in time to save the day in movies, blowing things up and messing up nice clean houses in every which way imaginable. Jenny looked at them, blinking. Her tears dried up and she looked annoyed at their smug smirks. They all stood that way in silence for a moment longer before she spoke.

"You're late." She told them. They just smiled charmingly at her. Jenny sighed and turned to look at Kagome and Hojo. Jenny opened her mouth to speak but before one word of explanation could pass her lips Kagome had held up her hand.

"I don't even want to know." Kagome said tearfully. "I really can't deal with this right now." With that Kagome ran past the three new guys and into the empty shrine where she lived. All of Kagome's family was away on a trip to Paris! For the rest of the story! Unless I need them back for some unknown reason! Isn't that nice and convenient! Ha! I want to go to Paris. Jenny sighed and turned to Hojo. She seemed to fight with herself for a moment and then she sighed yet another time. She jerked her head, indicating Kagome's bedroom window.

"Go comfort her." Jenny told him. "You know where her room is." Hojo grinned at the invitation, mistaking her words for a peace offering. He nodded like they were sharing a big and grand secret, and then ran into the shrine after Kagome, letting the screen door slam shut behind him.

"So, Moga…What we miss?" The Spaniard asked, stepping forward.

"Hey KK. You guys bring the bikes?" Jenny asked him in return, she stepped forward as well and hugged KK.

"You know we did." Said the black guy. He and Jenny hugged as well and then she turned to the last guy, the English man. She smiled at him fondly and shook her head.

"And here I was, thinking that this would be the first year of my life when I would finally be free of your watchful gaze." Jenny said teasingly.

"Moga, will you ever learn?" the boy asked. He wrapped his arms around her neck and pecked her on the cheek. Jenny laughed.

"Well…" She said. "I can dream, though you and Mario over there just live to crush those fragile hopes, dontcha', Blake?" Blake and Mario grinned wolfishly at her words and slung their arms over Jenny's shoulders, laughing.

"You know we do." Mario said.

"So, who's life are you ruining this time?" Blake asked as they mounted four glossy black Harleys.

"I resent that remark." Jenny shouted as they vroomed off to some nameless destination. On his bike KK grinned and shook his head. 'You'd think that nothing had happened from the way they talk. You wouldn't think that she tried to kill us.' He reflected.

Back at the Higurashi Shrine

Hojo knocked on the door of Kagome's room. He could hear her sobs from inside and deep within himself he felt a twinge of guilt about being so pleased about the thing that made Kagome so sad, but he pushed it away and never thought about it again.

"Go away, Hojo!" Kagome called.

"Kagome, please can I come in?" Hojo asked her. "Come on! Inuyasha isn't worth this! I would think that you'd be happy to never see him again!" there was a moments silence and Hojo felt the hope rise up in hope that she would see his logic, and that any moment now she would open the door and look at him and smile winningly and tell him how right he was, and ask him if he would please please forgive her for being so foolish, and if he would please please go out with her to the movies and a dinner afterwards of Saturday. Idiot. But the door did open, to reveal a thunderous Kagome Higurashi.

"Get. Out. Of. My. Sight." She said. Then Kagome slapped him harder then she had ever slapped anyone before in her life. "GET LOST YOU MORONIC MINISCULE FREAK!" She screamed at him and slammed the door in his face. Hojo stood there for a second longer, and then he went downstairs to make some green tea for when Kagome was feeling a little less emotional. Like I said before, Idiot.

OH! One more thing, tell every single person you know, tell EVERY SINGLE PERSON! That Shirin is a murderer. Shirin is pronounced Sh-er-in. Now, you must remember, Shirin is a murderer. If you want to know why, e-mail me and I will only be to happy to explain. My friend, J., would be able to explain more, because he annoys Shirin about it to get out of doing school work, but I'm the one who discovered this secret, and I'm the only person involved who has any intelligence whatsoever.

Peace. Lol. All that jazz.