"On the Subject of Inuyasha Pairings"

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Disclaimer: No own. No sue. Though, I do think the basic idea for this belongs to my little brother. Putting that idea to work belongs to me, of course. Anyhow, enjoy. :3

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Miroku- You know, Sango, I've been thinking.

Sango- What else is new?

Miroku- Inuyasha… Isn't he 200-some years old?

Sango- Aa? What of it?

Miroku- And Kagome-sama, she's…

Sango- Fifteen. o.O;

Miroku- O.o;

Sango- …

Miroku- …

Sango- …You've been thinking a little too much, Houshi-sama.

Miroku- Ee… Indeed…

Sango- …

Miroku- …

Sango- …Th-The weather is just lovely today. Don't you think, Houshi-sama?

Miroku- I really don't want to think anymore today.

Shippou- It's raining, dumb$h17.