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Please, please read and review.
YAY! I am all caught up! As of now, all the chapters are chapters that were just written!
I'm sorry this one took so long, it's a long chapter and it took a long time to edit.
Okay, to clear something up, Jenny is not really me. Lyddie, you know Jenny, you know that I am not that mean. People, Jenny is rather cruel. If I ended up in the world of Inuyasha, I wouldn't have wasted my time getting Inuyasha and Kagome together. I would have just knocked them both out, killed Koga, Hojo and Kikyo, and locked Inuyasha and Kagome in a closet together after force feeding them truth serum. And my other OC's are not my friends. Some traits are based on people I know, but they are entirely mine. How many times have we gone over this Lydia? (One d)
It has recently come to my attention that in one of the episodes Kikyo dies. I do not know anything else, in fact I have only seen the first season of the anime…but that is besides that point. The point is, she dies. So please, join me in this song.
DING DONG
THE BITCH IS DEAD
WHICH OLD BITCH
THE WICKED BITCH
DING DONG
THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD!
SHE'S GONE WHERE THE GOBLINS GO
BELOW, BELOW
AND SO
BEHOLD
THAT WICKED BITCH IS
DEAD!
As you can tell, I am an avid Kikyo hater. I hate her so much. I can't possibly relay my utter hatred for her here.
Disclaimer: Lawyer: DO YOU OWN INUYASHA?
Me: "There were four little monkeys…"
Investigator: Answer the question, Ms. Pwale.
Me: "And the little one said 'roll over, roll over'"
Investigator: Ms. Pwale, if you do not answer the question, we will be forced to take drastic actions.
Me: "So they all rolled over…and I don't know the rest."
Investigator: Ms. Pwale…
Me: "Roll over! Roll over!"
Lawyer: that's it, Mr. X; we leave this in your hands.
Mr. X: Heh, heh, heh. cracks knuckles threateningly
Me: Huh? What's he going to do? Hey! I have rights to an attorney, you know?
Lawyer: Huh?
Investigator: Let's just leave they leave
Me: Hey! You're going to regret this. Hey, Mr. X, come over here a minute!
Mr. X: Yeah?
Me: Hyah!
20 minutes later.
Lawyer: Huh? What happened in here?
Investigator: What did you do to Mr. X?
Me: I placed him under citizen's arrest for unlawful assault.
Lawyer: What unlawful assault?
Me: He assaulted my singing voice; I hurt it when I attacked him.
Mr. X: mmm hmmph!
Translation: Get me out of here!
Investigator: Don't you dare think this is over!
Investigator and Lawyer go and pull all the duct tape off of Mr. X.
Me: Oh, now why would I think that? After all, I don't own Inuyasha!
Lawyer: Why, you…!
They all run from my house. I smile.
Me: But that doesn't mean I can't borrow him! Smiles!
Let's Get This Party Started!
2005. Tokyo, Japan. Home sweet home!
This chapter is dedicated to Cloes..!
Kagome, Jenny, Blake and KK were sitting around the kitchen counter eating breakfast. It was American style eggs and toast. Every now and then KK would grumble about how he had wanted pancakes. After about the fifth time Jenny snapped.
"WELL, HOW ABOUT NEXT TIME YOU TRY TO FIND MILK ON THIS DAIRY FORSAKEN ISLAND!" She screamed at him.
"Dairy forsaken?" Blake asked her, blinking a couple of times. "Don't you mean god forsaken?"
"Nope. There's no milk in the Japanese traditional diet! I couldn't find anything but skim milk!"
"Yum!" KK yipped. "I love skim milk!" Jenny shuddered.
"That's because you're a freak, genius." She told him. Kagome looked around, the table, noticing something.
"Where's Mario?" She asked. The other three looked at each other guiltily.
"Oh, well…something came up with his family, so we're just going to have to do without him today." Jenny said, laughing nervously.
"You're not telling me something." Kagome's eyes narrowed, and she frowned. "Come to think of it, I haven't seen him for a couple days, but all of his stuff is still here so he couldn't have left…"
Jenny looked at Blake. Blake looked at KK. KK looked at Jenny.
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They all took off, running out of the shrine, down the steps and into the city faster then Kagome thought even Inuyasha could run. Kagome smiled. She knew more about what was going on then Jenny thought she did. She knew that they had somehow figured out how to get Mario into the past, and that he was trying to open up the well from that side of time. After all, Jenny and Kagome were sharing Kagome's bedroom, and Jenny talked in her sleep. But Kagome also knew that Mario wouldn't succeed. Inuyasha needed her to break Naraku's curse, and she needed him to break the curse. Since they were separated, and since the only way to break the spell and open the well was to kill Naraku, she knew that she would never see the hanyou she loved ever again. There was no getting around it.
500 years ago, when our fore fathers first learned that you can cook lemmings…
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO EAT THIS THING'S BRAINS!" Sango screamed.
"Their lemmings! Not 'things'! Don't say such cruel things, you'll hurt their feelings!" Mario shouted angrily and he covered the bloody ears of one of the seven lemmings that he had caught.
"…They…are…dead…" Miroku pointed out.
"What's your point?"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"I can NOT believe," Inuyasha said, pointing a shaky finger at Mario. "That…that thing is my last chance!" The hanyou said and he stomped off over to the well. Everyone stared after him.
They were all sitting in the clearing where the bone eaters well stood. Earlier that day Mario had gone hunting for lemmings and had come back with seven, one of them for everyone, except for himself as he had already eaten his. Sango, Sesshomaru and Miroku were getting the feeling that he was enjoying this way to much, so Sango decided that it was time to put a stop to the Guardians killing spree before he decided that they had to do something even more disgusting.
"Yeah, but Mario…" Sango said, leaning in towards him in a secretive way, and lowering her voice so that Inuyasha wouldn't be able to hear them, "If Inuyasha eats them, then it will give him bad breathe. And Kagome wouldn't like that when they kiss."
"Well…wouldn't Kagome be pleased with Inuyasha kissing her anyway?" Miroku asked, staring at Sango with a strange expression on his face. Sango looked up at him and gulped, a faint blush spreading across her features. Miroku was sitting directly in front of the sun, and it's mid-day rays were framing his body, and making him look dark in it's brightness…He looked mysterious and familiar all at the same time. Sango's heart began to beat faster.
Miroku was staring at her in much the same way. He felt a wave of embarrassment at being caught staring rise up in him and so he did the only thing he could think of doing to get out of a situation where she would surely reject him, he groped her.
"PERVERT MONK!"
She screamed at him while proceeding to bonk him over the head with her boomerang bone.
Sesshomaru shook his head and moved away to go watch Shippo and Rin play a little bit. Inuyasha didn't even notice the commotion; he just made claw marks in the wood at the side of the well. He stared down at the source of his distress, lost in his own thoughts of Kagome again, and he didn't notice the others until Sango tapped him on the shoulder.
"Come on, Inuyasha." She told him, looking down on her hanyou friend sympathetically.
"Yeah, man!" Mario shouted. He and Miroku walked up behind the exterminator.
"Only half an hour left, Inuyasha." Miroku said. "Then you'll get to see Lady Kagome again." Inuyasha jumped up, a lightness filling his chest.
"Half an hour?" He asked, his eyes widening.
"Yes. We wouldn't want you to be late, now would we?" Mario asked, winking. Then he paled. "Oh…shit!" He swore. Everyone, even Rin, Shippo and Sesshomaru turned to look at him.
"Tell me…." Sango began.
"That you…" Miroku continued her sentence.
"Did NOT just say that!" Inuyasha bellowed, his hands once again forming tight fists and his jaw clenching tightly, as he was in the habit of doing lately.
"Oh, no!" Mario said quickly. "It's nothing serious…it's just…" He eyed Inuyasha. "What are you going to wear?" He asked himself. Then Mario turned to the rest of them. "I mean, what are any of us going to wear? We can't crash a school dance looking like a museum exhibit! Someone would call the cops and they'd put us away! I mean, I've got something for—"
Sesshomaru interrupted him. "You can't have spent as much time with Jenny as I have without learning something about winging party crashes." Sesshomaru said slowly.
"Or any other crash, for that matter." Mario muttered. Then he looked up again. "But—" He began. Sesshomaru continued as if he hadn't hear Mario speak.
"So, Mario. Give Inuyasha your jeans, Sango, sorry, but we're going to have to cut up your exterminator outfit." Sesshomaru continued to explain in a deadpan voice. His face also held no emotion, but if you looked deep into his eyes you could see a faint glimmer of sinister mischief. But only Jenny and Rin would have ever known to look for such an emotion. Sango nodded, agreeing with the centuries old demon and continued his idea.
"I see where you're going!" Sango said excitedly. "I give Inuyasha the top! Then I can keep the bottoms and we use the material for something….Mario…did you bring any other clothes?" Sango asked, turning to the boy who was looking like he wanted very much to say something.
"THANK YOU!" Mario shouted. "Jeez, you guys! I've got a suit for Inu-hanyou over here. And I saw some clothes that Kagome left here, back at the hut. And—"
"WHAT!" Inuyasha yelled. He straightened up so fast that his back gave an audible crack before he took off to the village. His six companions stared after him in bafflement before following him at a slower pace.
"Your brothers weird." Mario told Sesshomaru as they walked slightly behind the humans and Shippo.
"Half brother." Sesshomaru reminded Mario.
"Naturally." Mario allowed with a nod.
The Era In Which We Are Present In As You Read This, But It's In Tokyo, Japan, Not Some Other Country…….
"Kagome?" Jenny pushed her way into Kagome's room to find Kagome asleep on her bed. She walked over to the other girl with every intention of waking her lead singer up, but she stopped when she saw the glistening wet trails of half-dried tears on Kagome's face. She backed out of the room and quickly ran into Kagome's little brother, Sota's, bedroom, where Blake and KK where changing. They looked at her in question when she hugged the half-naked bottoms on! boys and left the room at a run. They shook their heads and kept getting ready. They were used to such strange behavior from their leader.
They had twenty minutes to get to the school, so they all picked up the pace. They did not, under any circumstances want to be late. That would put the whole thing to ruins.
Jenny woke Kagome up and helped her put on her make-up and do up her hair. Kagome was wearing her dress and accessories, and Jenny was wearing a dress that was almost the same as hers except it was crimson and had golden serpent embroidery instead of a golden dragon, and it's collar was white, instead of black. She was also wearing a large blue lapis that was set in a hand beaten metal-wired basket around her neck. She was wearing black boots that went all the way up to her knee, and Jenny was smiling mischievously like a pixie. The two girls were admiring themselves in the mirror, though Kagome was doing it rather half heartedly, as if she didn't really care, when they heard the doorbell ring. The two girls went out to the landing above the stairs when KK screamed out from below them.
"I'LL GET IT!" They heard him open the door and Blake came out from Sota's room behind them, fixing his tie. He and KK were wearing matching black tuxedos.
"Hey Blake." Jenny greeted him.
"Hey, who is it?" he asked, looking down the stairs. Jenny just shrugged.
"OH, HELLO HOBO DEAREST!" KK screamed.
"Damn, he's hyper tonight!" Blake said, clearly shocked. Jenny was looking horrified.
"What did you drug him with?" Jenny asked her two companions.
"Umm…I gave him some aspirin earlier today, and he drank it down with coffee." Kagome told them, a little bit guiltily. They looked at her, completely mortified now.
"You gave KK some coffee and aspirin in the same week?" Jenny and Blake asked her in unison, their voices barely more then a pair of whispers. Kagome nodded and Blake tore down the stairs and grabbed KK by the collar then dragged him into the bathroom. Kagome and Jenny had just stepped down the last step on the staircase when they all heard the sound of the shower being turned on. Then…
"AHHHHH! IT'S DAMN COLD!" KK screeched, his voice audible even through the bathroom walls. Jenny breathed a sigh of relief.
"Good thing they aren't wearing their silk tuxedos." She told the air. Then Jenny shoved Kagome at Hojo, who was gaping at the other girl greedily. 'The last song can't come fast enough.' Jenny thought, eyeing Hojo warily as the teenage boy took Kagome's hands and presented her with the bouquet of roses he had brought with him. She REALLY didn't like the lustful look in his eyes. 'And Inuyasha can't come fast enough. And with Inuyasha comes…' Jenny gulped and her stomach twisted around her gut painfully.
Hojo and Kagome left in the limo that Hojo had rented, Hojo still gazing at her heatedly, and Kagome still not noticing his looks. Neither of them spoke through out the ten minute drive to their school, instead an uncomfortable silence hovered in the air, no one noticing. Hojo was to busy staring at Kagome in all her beauty and Kagome was to busy being depressed.
As soon as the limousine pulled up in front of the school Kagome leapt out, not even waiting for Hojo, and she took off to the door that was in the back of the gym, behind the stage. In all of the time that she had been stuck in her own era, she had not been around as many people without Jenny as she was now. What she really wanted was Inuyasha's warm embrace, but since Jenny had also lost her own true love to time Kagome felt comfortable around Jenny. Kagome was now finding that even she looking up to Jenny, the girl was so strong, and so dangerous…and so freaking weird.
Kagome got on to stage and found Jenny, Blake and KK already there, and already all set up. They were all drinking punch and fighting over some Sour Cream & Onion Pringles.
"Bet you can't do this!" Jenny was saying. She grabbed a handful of Pringles, about three inches tall, and all stacked up. Then she opened her mouth wide and fit them all in, biting down and getting a loud, perfect example of Pringles trademark crunch. The boys and Kagome all stared at her as if she was crazy.
"Uh…Jenny, we've got a performance in two minutes." KK said slowly. Jenny gasped dryly, making grabbing motions towards Blake's punch.
"Oh, no you don't!" Blake said, holding his small plastic cup out of her reach. "It's not my fault that you drank all of yours, and then was stupid enough to eat that much salt! Live with it!"
"Blake! We need her voice!" KK complained. Kagome shook her head, smiling at them a little fondly. Their bickering was cute. "Just give her the stupid drink!" KK grabbed the cup out of Blake's hand and gave it to Jenny, who gestured 'thank you' before chugging it down in one gulp. Kagome turned to look at Jenny just as she finished the fruit punch and crushed the small plastic cup on her forehead before throwing it into the trashcan.
"Why do you do that anyway?" Blake asked Jenny as they all assumed their positions on the stage. Kagome looked over curiously.
"It's an inside joke, only Mario and I know what it means." Jenny said with a shrug, a wink and a grin. She then grabbed a hold of her mike and her blue and white electric guitar that was covered in silver glitter. She turned to face the blue curtain in front of them, as did Kagome beside her to her right. Blake was slightly behind them, in the center of the stage, and KK was to Kagome's right sitting in his huge drum set that was also covered in silver glitter.
"Let's get this party started." Blake said, and the curtain lifted. Kagome looked up at the swarming sea of faces before her. She recognized about half of the people that crowded the enormous gym in front of her, mostly from passing them in the hall ways in the past, but the other half were complete strangers. Kagome closed her yes and she felt her soul reach out for something bright and comforting. When she didn't find Inuyasha's soul, she sighed. 'Looks like I'll be saying good bye after all.' She thought. Then someone behind them started to play the piano. Kagome glanced back and found a girl wearing black leather standing at the keyboard that the boys had set up. She had long brown hair that was several shades lighter then Jenny's. It had purple stripes and she had purple eyes, purple lipstick, purple eye shadow, and lots and lots of purple necklaces. She was wearing silver knuckle guards, but she still appeared to be able to play perfectly well. Blake was grinning at her and he threw back a catcall of approval before turning back to face the crowd. The new girl grinned and winked rustically at Kagome. Kagome shrugged and turned back to face the crowd as well as Jenny began to sing.
"Please don't talk about love tonight.
Please don't talk about sweet love.
Please don't talk about being true
And all the trouble we've been through."
Jenny began to walk around the stage, moving a little bit to the beat, but her facial expressions made it seem like she was actually singing the song to someone, and her sweet melodious voice was weaving it's way through the crowd, making all the Japanese teenagers dance disco. Even though very few of them even knew how to do any moves correctly.
"Ah, please don't talk about all of the plans
We had for fixin' this broken romance.
I want to go where the people dance.
I want some action ... I want to live!
Action ... I got so much to give.
I want to give it. I want to get some too.
Oh, I ... Ohhh I ... I love the nightlife,
I got to boogie on the disco 'round, oh yea.
Oh, I love the nightlife,
I got to boogie on the disco 'round, oh yea."
Every time she said boogie Jenny did a little disco move. Kagome joining her on all the 'oh''s.
"Please don't talk about love tonight.
Your sweet-talking won't make it right.
Love and lies just bring me down
When you've got women all over town.
You can love them all and when you're through,
Maybe that'll make, huh, a man out of you.
I got to go where the people dance.
I want some action ... I want to live!
Action ... I got so much to give.
I want to give it. I want to get some too.
Oh, I ... Ohhh I ... I love the nightlife,
I got to boogie on the disco 'round, oh yea.
Oh, I love the nightlife,
I got to boogie on the disco 'round, oh yea.
Oh, I love the nightlife,
I got to boogie on the disco 'round, oh yea.
Oh, I love the nightlife,
I got to boogie on the disco 'round, oh yea.
I love the nightlife,
I got to boogie on the disco 'round, oh yea."
Jenny finished the song and she took a break. She turned and grinned at Kagome. A song called September began to play from a record. The curtain shut.
"Huh?" Asked Kagome. "I thought that I was supposed to be singing now." She said.
"The night is long my friend, and we need a little bit of rest now and then. Besides…" Jenny smiled and turned to the purple obsessed girl. "We need to brief Al here on what's going down tonight, don't we!"
"Yeah." Al said. "Hey, Jenny. You know, when I said that I would back you up in whatever stunt you were trying to pull here, a high school retro concert wasn't exactly what I had in mind." Al was still smiling.
"Hey girl, you volunteered. But I'm going to have to knock you out later tonight." Jenny said. Kagome groaned.
"I'm not going to even try to understand you people this time." She told them. Beside her, KK nodded.
"Don't worry. Even Mario can't understand those two when they're fighting." KK said.
"They're fighting?" Blake asked him, staring at the Jenny and Al who were laughing and smiling and talking about how Jenny should knock Al out for whatever unknown reason she was going to do so.
"Well, I think so. Usually they start committing arson when they see each other." KK said. Blake snorted.
"Or genocide." He added. Jenny and Al turned on him.
"THAT WAS ONE TIME!" They screamed.
"What about that time at the Switzerland chocolate factory?"
"And that time when we were imprisoned?"
"And that time when you were stuck in that hospital?"
"And that time in Bhutan?"
"And that time back home, when you got in a car crash?"
"And that time in mafia head quarters?"
"And that time in LA?"
"And that time in—"
"Oh, shut up, the pair of you." Al said, glaring at them. Blake and KK grinned at her.
"Gits." Jenny muttered. Then she and Al continued discussing ways to make knocking Al out more comfortable for her.
Okay, well. There's another chapter. I know, I know. Not enough time in the feudal era, but I'll get there. It's just that this chapter was getting long enough. Okay, well, please review. On Word this chapter is 22 pages long! 11 pages long without the double line spacing! But still! Okay, please, please, please review! I love it when you review!
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