Disclaimer: Fullmetal Alchemist does not belong to me, yet.
(A/N): Okay here I am again... I'm deciding to write dreams that I have so I cannot update daily.
This weird dream started at Roy's house. It was raining on this muggy July night, and the key to his house was not working. So then all of a sudden, Maes showed up and he and Roy were both in wife beaters and were freakishly muscular like Armstrong.
"My damn key isn't working." Roy said to his friend.
"You could come over my place if you want." Hughes replied.
"Do you have anything I can change into?" Roy asked.
Maes revealed a neon orange and pink tankini without the bottom(1) (A/N: But there was a skirt bottom: S) and Roy rushed around to the backyard to change.
The next day...
Edward woke up in the dorms with his shirt half off (A/N: drools) and sheets half off the bed also.
"Al, wake up." Edward said.
"Why?" Al asked.
"Just wake up." Edward insited.
So Edward got out of bed and ripped the sheets off of his younger brother, revealing a boy with blonde hair and grey-ish eyes. A few hours(2) later Roy and Maes arrived at the dorm, only to find the Elric brothers sleeping outside on the grass, still in their pajamas.
Okay that's the end of that-
(1) - Totally random, I have no idea how I thought of that Wo0t!
(2) - The reason that Roy and Maes didn't get back for hours was because they ended up in this spooky swampy back yard and there were evil zombies attacking them (mostly Maes, Roy ran off and Armstrong ran past the scene o.0...). When they tried to get rid of the zombies with light it didn't work and since they might have thought that it was a figure of their imagination, they wanted to see if the vision of others would melt the zombies. So some of the kids from my school walked by (there were two of them standing ΒΌ mile behind on a giant lily pad), and when they sow the zombies one of my friends said "Daaaaammmmnnnn"