Notes: Heh, started reading Netto\Chaud pairing stories. They intrigue me somehow. I'll probably write a new story on them when I finish this. Note! This story IS impromptu, so reviews on what you want may change the story. Edit. Decided a Lan\Chaud pairing in this story. Read and review.

Chapter 4: N1 Grand Prix

When Shin woke, it was already seven plus. He dashed to the bathroom, being very near to being late. X was still snoring in the PET when Shin yanked the PET out of the charger, seriously alarming X.

"Wahl!"

"I'm going to be late!"

"Shin! Eat up your breakfast first!"

"All right mum."

"Oh toot"

"Shin!"

"Sorry mum"

Soon, Shin was running to school, a bruise on his head as he was putting on his shoe, he had stood up, banging his head on the shoe cabinet. The sky loomed over head, and was soon pouring.

Shin had just made it to the school building when the rain came pouring down. He was not late. He looked around, noting Lan and Chaud walking in. Also blushing Yai… Wait! Chaud did not go to public schools! He had already graduated!

Shin walked over suspiciously. Lan and Chaud were walking hand in hand? He noted a furious Chaud. Shin went over.

"Are you ga…?"

"No! I'm not! This toot just had to put glue on his hands and shake mine!"

"Why are you shaking hands?"

'The devil made me do it." Lan interrupted.

"So why didn't you gays… guys get thinner or something?"

"This toot had insisted that his school had the muthatoot thinner. So we had to come to his school."

"Not my fault 'kay!"

"What?"

As they kept arguing, the hands forgotten, Shin kept back a chuckle.

"Bickering like a gay couple… Such is the ironies of life."

"What? You better shut your yap for the better!"

Soon, they found the thinner, not a moment too late. As the bell rang, their hands unstuck. Lan grumbled something sounding like "I liked that". Chaud had to grumble too, saying something like "My hands are never going to be clean again". As Shin watched, smirking, he said something. The super statement.

"Stop bickering gays, and Lan, you're gonna be late. Chaud, I know you liked it."

Soon, 15 minutes later, a badly bruised Shin came limping out, followed by a near death Chaud and Lan. Shin sniggered, as he had bashed them up so badly. As the sirens of an ambulance drew near, Shin could not resist a final poke.

"Gays, I hope not to see you climbing to the others bed."

"What a meanie." Lan and Chaud grumbled.

Shin was discharged an hour later, with Lan and Chaud being posted to the same ward. Shin would have given his arm to see the scene again. As the nurses dragged away a swearing Lan and Chaud that would drive a drunken sailor to suicide by shame, Shin was getting bandaged.

He was told that the two "casualties" would be discharged in two days.

Shin went back home. His parents did not care, as he was the one to be sent to the hospital frequently. Shin went upstairs to his room, chucking a major wobbly. X reprimanded him.

"Well well, the Orchestra's going 'Chuckling in D major'. Can't you just stop making fun of them?"

"Really! I've seen Lan winking at Chaud! Isn't that a sure sign?"

"He'd just got dust in his eyes!"

"Just rubbing it would had done, is there any need to wink like, shyly?"

X abandoned Shin, preferring to work on the virii in the Net. He met Blues half way. They chatted.

"Does Chaud like Lan?"

"As an good Net battler, I've never prodded into Chaud's life, though he shows signs."

"Who knows about Lan."

"Ask Megaman, he'd know."

So X searched for Megaman. When he found Megaman, He was blasting viruses. X noted that most looked like Blues.

"Does Lan like Chaud?"

"He shows signs."

X was getting sick of the phrase "Shows signs", so he searched the net. He went to the Love Calculator website and entered his victims. After a while, X was holding his results. They were 100. Surprisingly, it held a end note. "Gay Marriage". X sighed. His operator was right again.

X called a cup of digital coffee as he read the statistics.

"Chances 100

Time 2 days from now to admit their feelings to each other

Rejection probability 0

Early signs Winking, holding of hands with excuse of glue, water with name of "Thinner" pasted on.

Whys Unknown"

As X remembered the statistics, he let the statistics get destroyed by a coffee drop. Such was the power of coffee, X thought. He'd have to learn the way of shooting coffee to taunt his enemies. As he walked back to his home page, he spotted a flying advertisement.

"Grand Prix is here! Starts in 4 days! Grab tickets or Registration forms before it's too late! Brought to you by BZZZZZZZZZZ"

X sniggered. HJ had hacked into the advertisement. He thought what he could do. He then thought about posting the results of the Love Calculator. Then he did something absolutely hilarious.

The advertisement now displayed the following.

"This is the WWW speaking"

"This is Gospel speaking"

"This is WWW speaking, and we appeal the bums at Gospel go hack another advertisement."

"This is Gospel speaking, and we urge the WWW to get off their lazy bums and hack their own advertisement."

"Damm you, Gospel. Now go away before we set Pharaohman loose in your mainframes"

"Suck it down, WWW. Now promise that you'll whimper when you see any of us and beg for mercy before we set Gospel the Mega Bug Virus in YOUR mainframes"

Soon, X had a full out verbal "war", him being the mastermind. After thirty minutes, he let the advertisement go back to it's original, with a sign "The phrases before are jokes to liven up your lousy day at not being able to participate".

X went back to his training and was rapidly bashing a dummy with a stick. The dummy was vibrating madly, and flew off it's stand and fell on X, hurting him a lot due to the rapid vibration, and the stick hitting his head hardly, with a gong that would drive monks banging the bells in their temple to shame.

Far away, Blues was at the Love Calculator website, so was Megaman. They did not discover each other as they were shielded by the passing traffic. Both sighed, and went to their own private space.

The names imputed were theirs.