YAY! Finally I'm back from my sleepover camp…that lasted one week. I HAD SO MUCH FUN! And I made so many new friends, it was great. I hope that I can go back again next year. Anyway, sorry that it took me so long to update, but I wasn't here, was I?

Sesshomarufangurl: WOW! Thank you sooo much for all of your reviews! It made me sooo happy! I really hope that I can live up to your expectations! Okay, well…no, Inuyasha didn't wear anything to cover his ears; he was in too much of a hurry. And yes, he did sing those last lines…should I make that clearer? I wasn't sure if I should give people who are reading this the element of the doubt or not. But anyway, thank you so much for reading! And being blonde has nothing to do with it! I know dumb blondes and most of them can't even read to save their lives, and they have the attention span of a knat…well, most of them at least. So, being blonde has nothing to do with it and they weren't stupid questions! I am also so glad that you liked The Child. I was a little bit worried that someone was actually going to argue with me about the romance thing…but no one has yet! Yay! And we can all just share Fluffy!

Jenny: Please! No! Make him go away! He just gets on my nerves! Believe me girl, I don't want to be with that thing, but she doesn't want to use her real name so she's using Moga's and mine! AHHHH! IT'S LIKE LIVING WITH TWO BLOODY MOGA'S!" NOOOO!

Moga: You are all idiots in my opinion.

Jenny: Shut up Moga!

Me: Just be quiet, the pair of you:: Smiles sweetly and innocently.:

Reminiscent: Okay! Thank you sooo much for putting me on you favorites list! I was so flattered! I don't know which one you're reading, so I'm just going to put my thank you on this story, since it's the only one that's an actual story. Duh!

Disclaimer: This is a call and response song!

There was a great big Inu!

And a Pwaley friend as well!

There was a great big Inu!

And A Pwaley friend as well!

The Pwaley Friend she said…

That the Inu was really underfed!

She sued Rumiko for abuse

But she lost that suit!

Now the great big Inu

'Still remains beyond her grasp

But she'll fight until the last…

BAAATLE!

Say whoa!

Whale, whale, whale, whale!

Wyoi, wyoi!

Whale, whale, whale, whale!

I don't own Inuyasha and I really wish that we didn't have to put these things in; they're pretty annoying.

Goodbye, you moron.

"YOU MORON!" Jenny screamed at Inuyasha. Inuyasha just stared down at his bloody claws in shock.

"INUYASHA!" Kagome screamed as well. She really didn't know what to feel. Eri, on the other hand, knew exactly how she was going to feel about the present situation.

Eri stomped up to Inuyasha, a butter knife that she had grabbed from the refreshment table gleaming a dull red color from the strawberry jam it had been sitting in. She had tears running down her face and she was quite obviously in shock. She lifted the knife up to Inuyasha's throat.

"Why. Did. You. Kill. Him?" She asked in the low dangerous voice that only women who have just lost someone that they love could achieve.

"Aww!" Jenny crooned. "Did Eri-kins love the dead junkie?"

"Shut up!" Eri said and she turned to glare at Jenny but she burst into hysterical tears before she could manage a proper glare are she sank to the stage floor right beside the bleeding mass of corpse flesh. Heh; heh; heh. Makes me laugh! Heh, heh. Heh! So I have issues, most people on this site do! I think…well, we are watching very violent anime and reading gruesome manga, so yeah. Anywhoes…

"Um, Jenny?" KK said quietly, he was rather unfazed by the entire situation, as were Sesshomaru, Blake and Mario. "He wasn't a junkie, he was a dealer." Jenny turned to KK.

"Well…yeah, but I would think that he would smoke the drugs he sold as well." She said.

"That was all a lie!" Yuka screeched. "Hojo was a brave and handsome…and you killed him!"

"I'm…a little bit confused right now." Ayumi said. Thank you seshomarufangurl! "On one hand, I…well…Hojo's dead, he was just murdered in front of my eyes…and on the other hand I don't really feel anything but a little bit of anger at the fact that he just hit Kagome and wrestled for one of my best friends with Kagome's boyfriend…who, consequentially, isn't human. Or is really into cosplay…or something. Because…he has dog ears…" Ayumi turned to Al, who had just put a hand on her shoulder. Al was staring in an almost morbid fascination at Hojo's body. "Is something wrong with me?" Ayumi asked Al. Al just shook her head before she spoke, not taking her eyes off the bloody corpse that was almost oozing out of it's flesh walls, and soaking into the stage.

"Nope." Al said in what she hoped was a comforting and understanding voice. "You're just in shock. It's perfectly normal, and Kagome and her friend Sango are in it as well." She finished, glancing at the two girls.

Indeed, she was right. Kagome still looked like she was going to pass out, and Sango was staring at Inuyasha with her mouth opening and closing like a fishes.

'I can't believe it.' Sango thought. 'In all the time that I've known Inuyasha I've never seen him kill a human when he was in hanyou form…is what Hojo did that bad? Others…though I hate to admit it…have done much worse to Kagome…why did he react so violently?' Even though she didn't know it, Miroku, who was covering the eyes of Rin and Shippo, was thinking the same thing…but he thought that he had an answer.

'It's because of what just happened.' Miroku thought. 'Now Inuyasha will be even more protective of Kagome…it's like the time when Koga slapped her, but ten times worse, and for two reasons.' He looked over at Sango. 'I know that if another demon exterminator ever slapped my Sango I would be beyond furious and probably kill that person just like Inuyasha did Hojo just now.' He sighed. 'Especially if I had just confessed my love to her, and her to me.' Miroku snorted. 'Like that would ever happen.'

"Okay, people, shouldn't we get a move on?" Mario asked suddenly. Jenny and Sesshomaru, the only ones who weren't deep in thought…or laughing helplessly like Blake and KK were…both turned to look at him. Well, Jenny turned to look at him and she pulled Sesshomaru with her because as soon when Hojo had slapped Kagome Sesshomaru's grip on Jenny's arm had tightened considerably, and if Jenny had been human her circulation would have been cut off and she would have become one-armed in seconds, as it was Sesshomaru moved whenever her arm moved.

"Huh?" Jenny asked confused. Mario rolled his eyes.

"Really Jenny, you should have foreseen this!" He said. "I mean I expected it! And you, Sesshomaru…are you in there man? We're just waiting for you to do your stuff!" He said.

"If you do not tell us what you are babbling about right now I will kill you." Sesshomaru said in a monotone voice, though you could hear a faint grinding of annoyance in you knew where to look at the depths of his voice.

"Right, well…Sesshomaru, you've mastered Tensaiga, right? Remember, you told me so. Well, it brings people back to life. And we've got a dead person who needs to be brought back to life, so if you could revive him I'd be much obliged."

"Oh yeah…" Jenny said, and then she giggled nervously. "I'd completely forgotten about that…thanks Mario. Now I know what I keep you around for." She said as Sesshomaru nodded and stepped forward, finally releasing his death grip on Jenny's arm.

"Wow. I feel so unloved." Mario muttered.

"I love you!" Al said happily from behind him and she wrapped her arms around his shoulders.

"Aww. Thanks Al, I love you too…every once and awhile." Mario said. The last part of the sentence was said hesitantly with a strong joking tone, but it still got him and icy cold glare from the other Guardian.

Meanwhile in the center of the stage Sesshomaru was trying to move past his younger half-brother, who for some reason wouldn't let him by.

"Let me by Inuyasha." Sesshomaru said, as expressionless as ever on the outside, though inside he was staring at his brother with that jaw-dropped-one-eyebrow-raised look you get when someone just did something so stupid and pathetic it was beyond words and everything is so quiet that you would be able to hear the crickets chirping in a bio-hazard room in the Pentagon.

"NO!" Inuyasha screamed, for some reason the curtains once again stopped anyone in the audience from hearing a word of what was being said onstage. "He deserved it! He deserved it!" Inuyasha covered his ears. And began rocking back and forth, muttering to himself angrily. Kagome, Jenny and Sango all took steps forward, worried for the hanyou. Kagome ran over and wrapped her arms around Inuyasha's chest and she gently pulled his hands away from his ears. She rocked back and forth with Inuyasha in her arms and she murmured comforting things to him.

"Yes, he deserved it." She said. "But you have to let Sesshomaru bring him back. We would all be in so much trouble if you didn't, and I might not be allowed to see you again. Ever!" She told him. Inuyasha's face twisted at the thought that someone would dare keep him from his Kagome.

"They wouldn't dare!" He growled. Kagome looked up at him and raised an eyebrow.

"My mother?" She asked. Inuyasha gulped. He knew that the only person who actually did have that power was Kagome's mother.

"Feh." Inuyasha grumbled, but he stepped aside for Sesshomaru to pass and the inu youkai did without any more hesitation.

Sesshomaru pulled out Tensaiga and looked for the messengers from death that come to take the soul away to the afterlife. When he saw them he nearly fell over in shock…nearly…

Instead of the green loin-clothed imps that bore a strange resemblance to Jaken he saw about five foreigner men with greased hair in had a little tuft in front. They were wearing black spectacles and black shiny suits. On the back in decorative kanji that Sesshomaru could barely make out were the words "Elvis really is dead, see?" Sesshomaru could only assume that these little men were "Elvis's" And that's what they were. Just picture a bunch of mini Elvis's. Sesshomaru gulped but he slaughtered them anyway, it wasn't any of his business how strange things got to be here in the future.

Hojo's body seemed to meld back together as if it had never been torn. His blood and gore disappeared from the stage, and the stain disappeared from his torn clothes and Eri's knees, from where she had been kneeling in the mess. Once his body was together again he took a startling shaky breath, a breath of new life. Kagome found herself almost expecting him to start bawling any second like a newborn child, but he didn't. Instead he slowly opened his eyes and looked into Eri's light brown ones. He saw many different emotions whirling around in there, love, amazement, wonder, curiosity and a little bit of horror. Of course, Hojo, being Hobo, didn't really realize what any of this meant. Maybe someday he will, but for now, as he walks off the stage, supported on one side by Yuka and on the other side by Eri, and as Ayumi explains fervently to Kagome and Inuyasha and Sesshomaru that she will personally make sure that none of them breathe a single word to the authorities or anyone else about what happened that night, Hojo is just as clueless and high as ever. But now he's gone, so we don't care.

"Good bye, you moron." Kagome said happily when her three modern acquaintances and her one modern friend had disappeared from sight. Then she looked up at Inuyasha, and he looked down at her.

"What now?" She asked him. Jenny clapped her hands, startling everyone.

"Well, in case you haven't noticed, we have a show to finish." She said.

"Do you really have to finish it?" Inuyasha asked, glaring at Jenny. He didn't want to let go of Kagome just yet. Or ever. Jenny just glared straight back.

"The show must go on!" KK said cheerfully as he herded all the Naraku-head hunters into the small area that was farther back stage.

"Al will answer all your questions!" Blake added as he helped KK.

"You mean I don't have to play anymore! Yay! I love playing!" Al said.

"…" There was complete silence.

"Or she might just spout out complete and utter nonsense. That would work too…" Blake added as he watched Mario try and wrestle the drumsticks out of Al's hand. Finally they had gotten everyone backstage…after tying, duck taping and sitting a certain hanyou, but still! Everyone was back stage.

As Jenny peered out into the audience she saw, at the back of the room Hojo leaving with a very sulky look on his face. Jenny smirked.

"Goodbye, you moron…" She said, stealing Kagome's words. "The show will go on."

"Do you have any reason for sounding so dramatic?" H asked from behind her.

"Nope!" She said happily.

"Does she ever have a reason?" Blake asked H in disgust. "And aren't you supposed to be back stage?" He asked. H blinked innocently.

"Oh yeah…I was just going. See?" He said and ran into the area with the others.

"Idiot." Blake muttered and the DJ announced them once again. The curtain rose.

"DID YOU MISS US!" Kagome yelled into her mike. The second half of the show had begun.

There we have it! Another wonderful chapter! I had a little bit of trouble ending this one, but it's long to make up for the wait! Sorry!

Please review! I will update sooner if you review! As long as I'm here that is…but I'll be here all this week! So please, please, please review!

Penny for your thought: What's going to happen next? What is wrong with Al? Why aren't Rin and Shippo having conniptions? Why did Hojo leave…alone? And is it possible that while the time-slip is open anybody else could have slipped through? Who do I have left to kill? And…what does ACD stand for?

Please review; see if you can guess what ACD stands for. There aren't any hints in this chapter, but I'll give anyone who can guess it next a chapter dedicated to them! I seriously doubt anyone will guess it though, unless I heard it somewhere and just think that I made it up. I did that once with the word idiotic when I was little. Hmm…

Anyway, please review!

Until next time,

Pwalefriend.

P.S. I'm running out of songs to turn into disclaimers!