Disclaimer: I am not Hiromu Arakawa, therefore I don't own the anime that is featured here.

Me: Introducing three more O.C.'s - Payge, Mr. Binksworth, and Felicity - in addition to Kanaya.

Sugar Coated Nothingness

Holding a stack of papers taller than she was, Mr. Binksworth was walking down the hall. She looked to her right and spotted a girl, her age, on the computer - with something on the screen that blinked and flashed. Mr. Binksworth walked in the office, dropped the stack of papers on the table and looked over the teenager's shoulders. "Mr. Big W, can you please stop breathing over my shoulders?" The teenaged girl asked never taking her eyes off of her (obvious) game.

"Felicity, don't you have something to work on?" Mr. Binksworth asked.

"Yeah, I had to do some copies, but then I ran into Fury in the copy room and we switched jobs. Luckily he didn't know that I was assigned to the most boring job in the office." Felicity said - eyes STILL Glued to the screen. "BUT, he wasn't doing anything but playing games and not doing the specific assignment that the colonel assigned." Felicity said.

"Yeah, and you're doing?" Mr. Binksworth asked.

"I do wut ah wont!" Felicity said as she finished her game and her and Mr. Binksworth left the office.

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"OMG FURY! ARE YOU OKAY?" Felicity yelped as she hopped over to the man that had gone unconscious from the boredom and hunger. She reached for some water… but there was none, so she did the next thing that came to her mind - she kicked him. Fury coughed up some blood and his stomach growled. "Stupid jello… coulda killed me…" Fury said. Felicity got the copies and as she walked the grunted, growled and almost tripped en route to the Colonel's office to drop off some copies that were due three months ago. She dropped the papers and, "COLONEL ROY!" She screamed.

"What did I tell you about that? Don't touch that! Get away from that drawer! FELICITY JACOBS!" Roy yelled. (the view from outside made you twitch in fear of wanting and not wanting to know what was going on in there) Felicity left and Kanaya walked by with her signature "Ah, I love my job" look on her face before she realized that she was not wearing her uniform. She hadn't had it on since… well, hell, nobody can remember the last time Kanaya wore her uniform to work.

Just in case you were wondering - this IS the most energetic place to work in Central.

Two hours later--- 1:22 p.m.

What do you think you could get when you finally find your room after trying to get to the cafeteria and then lose your appetite and decide to go fight you way back to your room? Well whatever answer you guessed, that's what Edward expected to get. But those things don't happen when the author is the 9-Volt Alchemist. Now do they? No. With my magical pencil, I write "WTF!" on top of Edward and Alphonse's heads.

I don't know how they got it in the door, but they did. In the dorm room was about 20 people all shouting either "RIZA!" or "MR. BINK!" There was an actual DDR system in their room. 45 seconds later they were all gone… "When everyone else leaves, you do too, Kanaya." Edward said opening the bathroom cabinet door, revealing the young teenage girl.

"Damn, how'd you find me?" She asked as she walked out the bathroom cabinet.

"You're the kind of person that is hard to not find when you're hiding. Al heard your breathing intensify." Ed said. "Now go." He pointed her out. She left, grunting of course. As she remembered, she walked back to the room and stuck her head in the door saying, "I left a gift on the bed… heh…"

A gift, from someone who was hiding in your bathroom cabinet. Now would you accept it? You probably wouldn't, but Ed would. That's his second strongest weakness - right after chocolate - presents. "WTF!" Ed yelled at the top of his lungs.

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(A/N): I bet you can tell who is Kanaya? Yep, wasn't hard… the other three are some of my friends. I dunno what Kanaya gave him… something bad, I know. Any ideas on what Kanaya gave Edward.