Warning: Some HPB spoiler-ness.

Disclaimer: I wrote this for myself. It includes many many original characters. It's actually just something to amuse myself and my friends who know who the original characters are. Oh and I do not own Harry Potter. Enjoy!


CH 2: Love Undercover

"Oh-my-goodness" said Cindi exasperated. Mark walked so fast that Cindi hadn't been able to keep up with him.

"Didn't know you'd be so excited to see me" smirked Draco as he walked up to her from behind.

"OMFG" Cindi turned and looked at him, "you are just full of yourself." Before Draco could say anything Cindi went storming off to the girls' bathroom.

Draco covered his face with his hands and hung his head in shame. 'God, why does she keep ignoring me like that?'

"Having a bad day Malfoy?" said a cheery voice. It was Harry; he'd seen the entire thing. This was the last thing that Draco needed was for Harry to see him be made the fool by a girl.

"cuz I'm having a great day." Harry's grin was even wider.

"Shove off, Potter." Draco punched Harry, but Harry continued smiling.

"Having a little trouble with the ladies? Oh don't tell me the little rich sexy boy can't even get one girl to notice him."

"What did you call me?" Draco took out his wand. "I am most definitely not little."

"Oh," Harry cocked his head, "I only know what I heard from Ron and he's seen you in the prefect's bathroom."

Draco's face turned bright pink. "You just watch it Potter, I'm gonna get you for that."

-

"I can't believe I lost him. What an idiot!" Cindi shouted at the mirror in front of her. "You," she pointed, "are a disgrace and you don't even deserve to be in the same class as him if you're not even gonna talk to him. So you better shape up or DIE."

"Who's an idiot?" Moaning Myrtle came floating out of the nearby toilet.

"I am, who else?"

"Oh, well I knew that already." Myrtle sat herself on the windowsill. "You've been trying to talk to that What's-his-name for 3 years now and you haven't even had a conversation with him."

"No," said Cindi defiantly, "we've talked."

"I'm afraid that, 'Can you please get out of my way so I can go to class' is not a conversation.

"Oh," Cindi scrunched up her face, "you are totally impossible!" Cindi was heading towards the door and was about to kick it open when Myrtle came swooping down next to her.

"Then I guess you don't want to hear about what I saw Mark doing," Myrtle had a mischievous look on her face.

"What," Cindi folded her arms and stomped her foot.

-

"So all you have to do is make sure your wand is steady," Stine moved George's wand a little higher, "you ready?" George's heart was beating really fast as Stine was holding his hand.

"Ex-" shouted George but he was interrupted by Lee Jordan who came bursting into the room.

"George, Fred's planning on setting off more dung bombs. Want in?"

"Uh," George looked at Lee Jordan and eyed him.

"Oh, right," Lee put his hand on his chin, "I just remembered that Fred only had enough for me and him..and since you seem busy, I guess it'll be just the twoo of us and...I'll be leaving now." With that Lee Jordan slowly left the room and occasionally looked back and winked at George. He winked at him once last time before he closed the door too.

After Lee was gone Stine punched George in the arm.

"Ow," George rubbed his arm, "what was that for?"

"I wanted to go!" Stine sternly pouted.

"Oh, uh.. but shouldn't we continue practicing?" George tried to sound serious. It had been his idea to practice in the first place. He'd needed an excuse to see her again. Ever since he and Fred met Stine he'd wanted to ask her out, but hadn't had the courage. She was different. Yeah she dressed differently and all, but she was special. He couldn't help but feel an attraction towards her.

"Fine, we'll practice some more, but seriously, you're a year ahead of me and you still don't know how to do Expelliarmus." Stine raised an eyebrow and smirked at him.

"What? I can't help it if I'm stupid."

"You're not stupid." Stine wrapped her arms around George and held onto him tightly.

"Okay, you ready?"

"Yeah, I'm ready," George pointed his wand at Stine. "Expelliarmus." Stine's wand flew out of her hand.

"Yay," Stine clapped her hands and smiled.

"Yup. Well I think that's it for today. Hey, look at the time. It's dinner now."

"Oh shit yea, it is."

"So uh, you wanna go and uh maybe you could sit with us?"

"Uh, what?" Stine looked confused, "don't we always sit together?"

"Well yea but uh..nevermind." George looked defeated. He sounded like an idiot in front of Stine. 'She probably thinks I've lost it. Especially after I begged her for an hour to help me on a stupidly simple spell. '

"Okay..." Stine took George by the arm, "let's go get us some chow."

-

"Dianna," Cindi came into the Great Hall flailing her arms like a goose. "You never fucking believe what I just heard, muwahahaha."

Cindi walked really fast towards the Slytherin table, but suddenly someone bumped into her. They spilled their pumpkin juice all over Cindi and the goblet fell to the floor making a loud clang which brought everyone's attention to the two of them.

"Ugh," Cindi felt yucky, she totally and absolutely hated pumpkin juice. When she looked up she saw that it was Alyssa that had bumped into her. Cindi's expression quickly went from disgust to anger.

"What the hell!"

"Maybe you should've looked where you were going," Alyssa replied in a casual know-it-all tone.

"Oh hell no, you did not just say that to me," Cindi got out her wand and pointed it at Alyssa's face.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you," smirked Alyssa. She wasn't at all afraid of a DADA expert, which made Cindi hate her even more.

"Choule? Learn some respect for your asian elder, bitch." Cindi shoved the waned closer into Alyssa's face.

"Hey, she said respect. Did you not hear her?" Dianna came up to Alyssa and was standing behind her.

"Uh," Alyssa put her head down, "sorry." She picked up her goblet and quickly fled. Everyone is afraid of Dianna, even the teachers. She's brilliant and the exemplar of what is good and right. Therefore no one dares cross her - not even Alyssa Zhu.

"Thanks Dianna," Cindi felt ashamed of herself for letting someone as low as Alyssa bother her.

"Oh yea, I was gonna get you some very very exciting news." Cindi was back to her normal crazy self and smiling like a maniac.

"Don't you wanna get cleaned up first?"

"No, that can wait."

Dianna got out her wand and interrupted Cindi, "Deaquio!"

-

Cindi and Dianna were deep in serious discussion. Occasionally Cindi would wave her arms around and Dianna would put her hand against her mouth and gasp.

"Yea, can you believe that? OMG Dianna ahhh!" Cindi shook her head and squished her face.

"Wow, that's amazing," said Dianna in awe.

"Draco, silly, we're not talking about you," Dianna shook her head.

"Oh? Then who exactly where you talking about?" Draco arched his eyebrow so high it might as well been off his head. Dianna looked back at Cindi to see if she should say anything.

"Actually, we were talking about you," Cindi gritted her teeth.

"Hey Cindi!" Harrison waved as he came towards the three of them. "Guess what, I found you the perfect birthday present."

"It's your birthday?" Draco was astonished. How could he have forgotten that -wait- "It's not your birthday!" Draco knew very well that it wasn't Cindi's birthday. He'd made a note of it on his calendar and put several little pink hearts around it.

"No dude, it's a belated birthday present."

"Oh," Draco scratched his head, "I knew that."

-

"George, where were you?" Fred had been hounding him with questions throughout dinner.

"I uh, I was busy."

"Lee says you were out snogging Stine-ee. Is this true?"

"Uh No no, of course not." George chuckled nervously. 'I'm so dumb and uncool. I'd never have a chance with Stine.'

"You do know that I like her, right?"

"You do!" George was surprised.

-

'Another day which means another day that I was too fuckin chicken to talk to him.' Cindi was walking back to the Slytherin common room all by herself. 'Gahh I'm so retarded.'

Just then someone armed Cindi's arm and pulled her into a dark corner. Cindi screamed and struggled, but the grasp was too firm - this person had obviously taken karate.

"Shhhhh!" a hand covered Cindi's mouth. "Do you want to get caught?" said a familiar voice. It was Mangala. She looked flustered and excited at the same time.

"Cindi," she whispered.

"What?" Cindi whispered back.

"Why are we whispering?"

"I don't know, but let's continue whispering cuz it's fun."

"Okay!"

"So why are we here?"

"Oh yea," Mangala slapped Cindi on the back then kept hitting her on the arm excitedly, "Snape said he would wait for me until I get out of Hogwarts and we're going to get married!"

"OMG," Cindi jumped for joy and so did Mangala.

"And and we're going to live happily ever after despite him killing Dumbledore because I love him no matter what and he is sexy end of story."

"But Snape only killed Dumbledore in the book and they haven't made the 6th movie yet. So technically sexy Snape, aka Alan Rickman, has not killed anyone yet."

"Good point my sexy lover."

"Okay, I'm tired of whispering and I really wanna go sleep."

"Okay. Oh and did you talk to Mark today?" said Mangala in her normal voice.

"No," said Cindi in a sad voice. "What!" Mangala hit Cindi multiple times, "Talk to him you whore!"

"Ow, okay okay," whined Cindi, "just stop hitting me."


A/N: Wow writing this fic is totally entertaining and fun. It's even more fun to read what I write afterwards. And to clear some things up, Stine is short for Christine. Choule means, "do you want to die" in Korean. Oh and Cindi actually does like pumpkin juice.

Next Chapter: What did Moaning Myrtle tell Cindi in the bathroom? What's going to happen next with Fred/George/Stine? Will George have to battle it out with his brother? There's a lot of tension going on between Alyssa and Cindi. Can they ever befriend one another? What did Harrison get Cindi, could it be dangerous and bizarre? Snape semi-proposed to Mangala? What! Next chapter will answer most of these questions and more plus we shall meet even more new/other characters!