Disclaimer: I wrote this for myself. It includes many many original characters. It's actually just something to amuse myself and my friends who know who the original characters are. Oh and I do not own Harry Potter. Enjoy!
CH 5: Potatoes
"WHAT DO YOU MEANT THERE'S NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT MY ELBOWS!" Jesse flailed his arms and shouted at Hagrid.Hagrid slowly and calmly put down his hoagey'wich.He looked at Jesse and tried not to laugh.
"Why would a sensible young witch have a fascination with your elbow?"
"I don't know, that's why I'm asking you!"the centaur stomped. Hagrid was in the midst of picking up his hoagey.He was annoyed by all the questions.All he wanted to do was just eat.Is that such a hard concept for a centaur to understand? Apparently it was.Jesse wouldn't leave Hagrid alone until Hagrid had answered his every question.
"Well," Hagrid took a bite of his hoagey, "I guess your eblows are pretty," bits of meats and lettuce flew out of his mouth.
"But that doesn't make sense.My people don't consider the elbow an object of attraction." Hagrid didn't answer him for he was now fully endulged in his hoagey.
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It was early in the afternoon.The Slytherins had just gotten in from a tough Quidditch practice.As Draco entered the Great Hall with Cindi he shouted loudly so that even the people in the far end could hear him.
"We are so going to beat the Gryffindors this Saturday, no doubt!" Draco grinned.He was happy that Cindi had agreed to go to the practice today.He really wanted to show off his moves.
"Why are you shouting!" Cindi looked dazed.Her head was spinning.She didn't really like to watch Quidditch.She could never keep track of anything or anyone.Plus, Draco's little fanclub, aka Pansy Parkinson, was screaming throughout the whole practice.Cindi was surprised that she wasn't deaf by now.
"You should totally come to the game this Saturday AND the next practice." Draco was getting excited
"Mangala! What happened to you?" Cindi left Draco and headed towards Mangala. "Maybe you should sit down." The two of them went towards the Slytherin tables.
"So whatkindofmusicdoYOUlike, I'm surethatwelikethesamebandandmus ic and EVERYTHING!" Jimmy talked so fast all his words meshed together. He was so excited that he was drooling and didn't even notice.
'Ew,' Dianna was beginning to really hate Jimmy. "I like the Backstreet Boys." Dianna said quietly.She was afraid that if she didn't say anything Jimmy would go berserk.
"Who are they?" Jimmy cocked his head to the side. "Well, no matter, I'm sure they're not important. I like the 12 Girls Band and I'm sure deep down you like them too." Jimmy smiled and nodded his head furiously. 'Muwahaha, we have so much in common. Sigh, I think I love her.'Jimmy smiled conently at Dianna.
Dianna was just glad that Jimmy stopped talking.Just when things seemed quieter, Cindi and Mangala sat down in between Jimmy and Dianna.Cindi sat next to Dianna and Mangala next to Jimmy.
"Dearest sister," Jimmy said sternly, "why have you interrupted my soul connection with my SOUL mate?"
"Huh! What?" Cindi eyed Jimmy curiously and then glanced at Dianna who looked the other way. "Soul mate? But I thought your soul mate was-"
"SHHHHHHH!" Jimmy jumped from his seat and covered Cindi's mouth with his hand. "Don't say anything!" Jimmy said in a hushed voice.Cindi removed Jimmy's arm, "Then leave us alone."
"Dearest sister, I despise you." and with that, Jimmy turned and left the Great Hall.
"Thank God," Dianna left out a big sigh of relief.
"So," Cindi grabbed a fork and began munching at Dianna's untouched salad. "What happened to tu pie?"
"My PIE!" Mangala was confused."I think she means your foot," Dianna said matter-of-factly, "because in French - and we all know I know a lot of French because I am genius - it's 'pied '"
"Oh, well you could've just said that she was talking about my foot."
"Yes, I know, but I feel I must bring in French to any and all conversations - except with Jimmy is involved"
"Yea.." Cindi rolled her eyes. Who could possibly hate her brother. He's awesome and he calls her 'Dearest sister' - totally cute and lovable brother-like of him. "So What happened to your foot ?"
"I got attacked by a potato, an ugly one at that."
"A potato?" Dianna and Cindi said simultaneiously and each raised an eyebrow - though technically, Cindi doesn't have eyebrows.
"Yes, a potato. It was-" but Mangala was interested by the sudden burst of the Weasley twins' entrance.
Mangala's jaw dropped. "What?" Cindi was confused. When Dianna and Cindi turned their heads to see what Mangala was staring at, their jaws dropped too.
"Gasp," they all said.
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"C'mon Draco," Harrison said in a low voice. He tried giving Draco the eye, but Draco avoided him on all accounts. He was fidgety; Harrison could tell by the way Draco's hands itched to be doing something - something to show he wasn't bothered.
"You're thinking this through," Harrison touched Draco's shaking hand gently, "let me help you help yourself." Harrison smiled and winked at Draco, "Let's not be enemies. Afterall, we're both Cindi's friends." But the way that Harrison said it, it occured to Draco that there must be some hidden obscure meaning behind Harrison's forwardness.
"Remove your hand before I hex it off, you big ogre," Draco gritted his teeth. "I know what it is you're doing." Dracostarting getting carried away. Harrison's bizzare behaviors were starting to get to him.
"You're using that ridiculoustoad as a way to seduce me!"
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"Oh I'm so lonely, Mr. Lonely," Kevin sung outloud as he gloomily walked down the corridor. It was lunch, but he hadn't had the appetite. He was more worried about Harrison.
'Why hasn't he been talking to me lately? He's always going off and then he has the nerve to come back all giddy and smiley and crap.'
Kevin's singing was interrupted by yelling coming from a classroom near by. In his curiosity he peeked into the class. To his delight he found Harrison, clad in a tight white t-shirt and Slytherin tie. But as Kevin entered the room Draco came into view. 'Ugh, what's he doing here?'
Kevin tried putting on a happy face. It'd been a while since he and Harrison had talked.
"What are YOU doing here?" Draco looked at Kevin. Standing next to him, Draco seemed a great deal shorter, but it didn't matter. "Have you come to seduce me too?" Draco flailed his arms and then folded them neatly across his chest.
"What are you talking about?" Kevin asked confused. Maybe Harrison was seducing Draco before he came in. Crap, what if that's true.
Kevin couldn't take it anymore. "Harrison, there's something you need to know."
"Huh, yeah? Hold on, just a sec. I need to get Draco to do something first."
"No you will fucking not. I've waiting too long and I will not let some little blonde boy overshadow me!" Kevin held Harrison's face in his hands and kissed him with all the force he could muster.
"That's it, I'm leaving. And don't come talking to me about toads ever again!" Draco's shouting brought Kevin's mind back to reality. So he hadn't kissed Harrison. Everything was the way it always was. Disappointed Kevin turned and headed towards the door.
"Hey Kev, buddy," Harrison walked up next to him, "How you been?" And with that Kevin was warm inside again.
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"Do you see what I see!" Mangala exclaimed in a rather high pitched voice.
"Uh huh," Cindi and Dianna were in shock.
Along with the twins was Stine and they were carrying her in. Stine was coverd in bandages and had a cast on her right arm. When the twins placed her down she limped on her right foot. Hobbling she came towards the table.
"'Lo," Stine acted like there was nothing wrong. Nothing wrong with two of the most gorgeous guys at school carrying you in and making a cammotion about it. "What are they serving today?"
"Potatoes."
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Inside the Hufflepuff common room someone was playing the piano. It was Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata, and it was being played very well.
'If only she could be here. I wish she could hear this song. It's been playing in my head so long. I hear it everywhere and every minute of everyday.'
The notes continued to play gracefully. He swayed his head. His hair bouncing along with the rhythm of the song. But he was suddenly interrupted.
"Dude, shouldn't you be getting to class?"
AN: Sorry, but I had to get a new account and stuff.
Next Chapter: Who is this mysterious piano boy? What's Jimmy's secret? Does he have another soul mate? What will become of Stine and Mangala? Where is Sadie? Shouldn't she be angry about the twins carrying Stine?We shall get the answers to these questions and more next chapter!