Severus Snape: His entire reason for turning to the dark side

It all started when he was only five years old, he had a happy life. He was very handsome. He had short blonde hair and light green eyes and loved everyone. Every chance he got, he went outside to frolic with the bunnies and chase after the butterflies, he even had a pet puppy named cupcake. He loved his puppy so very much and his puppy loved him! They went everywhere with each other. To the movies with his mother, to the pool with his cousin, and went to the ice cream stand around the corner where they shared a cone of ice cream every other day. But those happy days changed when he turned 12. A letter came for him where he was accepted to Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He dyed his hair black and let it become long and greasy. He began to despise everyone(except his puppy.) The children at his school made fun of him and called him a greasy shallow git. He was introduced to the wonders of magic and the darkness of magic. He was more intrigued by the dark side. One day after he had moved away from his parents and had left cupcake with his parents a visitor came. Knock-Knock and Severus went to open the door. A man clothed entirely in black opened the door. "Severus…I am your father." "NOOOOOO! Wait! My father's alive!" "Oh, I'm sorry, this is the wrong story, I'm supposed to go tell my son Luke that- but anyways, here's your pizza that will be 12.95." "Okay thanks! Bye!" Severus said taking the pizza and closing the door. He had taken the pizza and had put it in the kitchen when someone knocked on the door again. "Who could that be?" He asked himself while going to open the door. "Ye-" he started but was cut off by another man clothed entirely in black grabbed him by the collar. "Come to the dark side!...We have cookies!" he said. Severus thought about it, he needed some cookies to go with his pizza. "Sure! But let me eat my pizza first!" he said. "Only if you let me have some!" "Sure" he said telling the man to come inside and sit down. "Oh,here's your cookies." "Thanks!" Severus said taking the cookies from him and sitting them on the table. "Let's see what's on TV." "Ok.." And Severus turned the TV onto 'The Final Battle

Harry: It's time for me to destroy you!
Voldemort: No, Potter! It's time for me to destroy you! But would you like some tea first?
Harry: No thank you! Avada Kedavra!
Voldemort: Nooooooo! I'm melting! I'm melting::and then he dies:
Narrator Chic: Tune in next time to see if Voldemort comes back for the 889,900,876,999,545,678th time!

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