Bond vs. Thatcher
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One day a man came rushing through a door and ran into the deadliest man alive William Thatcher. William reached into his coat and pulled out a bazooka and shot the man in the face. William just realized the man was James Bond the man who can not die. James reached into his jacket and pulled out a water pistol and shot William in the eye. He fell to the ground crying. James stepped on his neck and said: "I thought you would know I am the man who can not die! MWhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhA!
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James was very happy. "I want a vodka martini shaken not stirred", he said to the barman. "Hello Mr Teddy!", "goodbye Mr teddy!" said Bondy boy. He walked away. Then punched Mr Teddy in his fat nose. Then his boss walked past. "Hello boss you go down down now," and he said goodbye then shot her in the nose with a happy BOMB! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Bye Bye Boss, Bye Bye.
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But then he had another idea. "Hello Dr. No," he said. "I come from Russia with love to collect my thunder ball but I have discovered you only live twice whilst being on her majesties secret service. But diamonds are forever even if you choose to live and let die, you will always hate the man with the golden gun. Did you know the spy who loved me said Mooonraker was classified as For your eyes only by Octupossy after she saw a View to a kill. But the living daylights will always take away her license to kill. But the Goldeneye will always know the tomorrow never dies and the world is not enough, I will live to die another day Excuse me, I will be off to Cassino Royal.
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