SpirittigerRei: HI! HI! HI! HI!
Yusuke: You had sugar again, didn't you?
StR: NO! …Well, yes, if you count eating Hiei's ice cream.
Yusuke: You ate Hiei's ice cream!
StR: YUP!
Hiei: ONNA!
StR: Gotta run! I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, only Rei.
Spirit Guardians: Chapter 1: Meeting Rei
Koenma put a hand to his forehead and wondered to himself, How did I get into this mess?
/Flashback/
"What is it, toddler?" exclaimed a certain Spirit Detective, who was sleepy because the gang had just gotten back from a very tiring mission. Low class demons could be easy to kill, but there was just oh so many of them.
"STOP CALLING ME THAT!" yelled Koenma.
"ONL-" He was cut short by Kurama, who had put a hand over his mouth.
"Please tell us why you called," he said, also very tired
"Yes, lets get this over with," said our favorite fire demon with anti-gravitational hair.
"Well... I hate to say this, but…"
"Spit it out!" yelled Yusuke.
"TheresgoingtobeanotherDarkTournament," he said really fast. (Translation: There's going to be another Dark Tournament.)
"WHAT?" yelled everyone except Hiei.
"Yes, well, you have to go and stop a demon who is in a tournament."
"Why?" asked Kuwabara.
"Why else? He's going to try to take over the human world," said Hiei emotionlessly.
"Exactly," said Koenma.
"Great," said the sarcastic, pissed detective.
"What are the rules, sir?" asked Kurama.
"Same as the last."
"So we get Genkai to be our fifth person?" questioned Yusuke.
"No. I have someone else in mind," said Koenma
"Who?" asked Kuwabara.
"You will find out later. You have two month until the tournament. Now I must be going."
"Okay," everyone said except Hiei, who just "Hn."
Later, somewhere dark:
"Please? Just for the tournament?" pleaded Koenma, clasping his hands together and kneeling.
"Spirit Guardians work on Makai problems, not Ningenkai problems," said a shadow with golden glowing eyes.
"But it might become a Makai problem. The demon that is trying to take over the human world is Akito!" Koenma sounding more desperate, if that was possible.
"Akito? …Hm… Okay, but you have full responsibility over her."
"Yes, sir."
/End Flashback/
"Where is he? He yells at me for being late," wined Yusuke as he paced in front of the stadium.
"Yusuke, calm down," said Kurama.
Koenma suddenly popped up out of nowhere. "Sorry I'm late."
"Well, where is he?" asked Kuwabara.
"He who?" asked Koenma
"The fifth person," said Hiei.
"Oh, yeah…well…"
"He's not here, is he?" said the impatient Yusuke.
"No, Rei's here."
"Rei, please slow down!" yelled Jorge, coming into view. He was chasing a person running by with their hands in their pockets.
"Jorge, you were supposed to catch Rei!" yelled Koenma.
"I'm trying, sir!"
In the background, shouts of "Stop!" and "Come back here!" were heard. It seemed that the mystery person had stolen some food from a demon vender.
"Oh no. Rei, you are going to kill me," whispered Koenma
"Is that the fifth member?" asked Yusuke. Koenma simply nodded.
The mystery person stopped and jumped behind Koenma.
"Okay, girly, come out and pay for those treats you stole," demanded a big, ugly pig demon as he approached. The girl came out from behind Koenma and gave the pig demon some money. Then he left.
"I thought you said you didn't have any money," Koenma said to the girl called Rei. Rei looked the opposite way of Koenma with her eyes filled of mischief. "You didn't! You stole my money!" Two veins were popping on his forehead.
"Wait! This is Rei?" asked Yusuke, surprised.
The girl nodded happily.
"Koenma, she has very little spirit energy. She won't get past the first round," said Hiei doubtfully.
"I agree with Hiei!" yelled Yusuke.
"Don't underestimate her," said Koenma. "She may seem weak, but she's not."
They all took a good look at her. She had brown hair in a high ponytail that went down to the top of her back with blond bangs that went down to her chin. She wore a red headband, blue jeans and a t-shirt, and a pair of tennis shoes. She had bright blue eyes. They could sense very little spirit energy from her about as much as a regular human. The girl started to walk away.
"No, Rei, don't go! I'm responsible for you," wined Koenma
Rei gave him a glare that clearly said, 'Why should I care?'
"If you stay, you won't have to pay me back." She shrugged.
"Hello, I'm Kurama," introduced the redhead.
"Yusuke."
"Kuwabara."
"Hn."
"That's Hiei," clarified Kurama
"…"
"It seems Rei doesn't talk much," said Kurama.
"It's another Hiei!" laughed Yusuke
"Hn."
"…"
"Attention! The dark tournament is about to begin! Will Team Urameshi and Team Dark come to the arena please!" said a voice over the intercom.
"'Kay, that's us!" said Yusuke.
"Let's go!" pumped Kuwabara.
"Yes, lets," said Kurama.
"Hn."
"…"
They started to walk to the arena. Even Koenma and Jorge.
"Why are you two coming?" asked Yusuke.
"Rei is my responsibility. I have to make sure she doesn't doing anything stupid," explained Koenma, and was promptly treated to a glare, courtesy of Rei.
"Yeah and where ever Koenma, goes I go," said Jorge. Everyone just kind of ignored him.
"Can you do that?" asked Kuwabara.
"Yes, I already asked the Committee," said Koenma.
"Alright, people welcome to the Dark tournament! I'm your host Koto." Cheers were heard throughout the crowd. "The first teams are Team Urameshi and Team Dark!" There were four boos for Team Dark. It was the girls, Keiko, Boton, Shizuru and Yukina. Genkei was there to but she wasn't booing. Puu was there and was either booing or puuing, so I guess there were five boos: four girls and a flying penguin.
"Will the first fighters please come up!" shouted Koto
"I'll go," volunteered Kuwabara.
"No!" protested one of the Dark Team members. He was tall and hansom if you didn't count the horns on top of his head. He had long black hair that reached his shoulders, red eyes, and tan skin. "I'm going, and I want to fight the girl."
StR: I'm going to end it there.
Y: Where'd you get that bump?
StR: Hiei! Luckily, I found Kurama before he could kill me.
H: Hn. I didn't hit you. You ran into a wall. And Kurama's not here now.
StR: AHH! Please review and read on! Goodbye!
Y: -.-' The readers can't read on if she's dead…
Beta Notes (B/N): Yo. Ookami Aya here, beta-ing for me good buddy StR. I won't rewrite the thing, but I will fix the grammatical errors and fix parts that are just not right or whatever. That's can't be very reassuring, though, seeing as I didn't word that very well, but whatever. Again. In any case, I'll be going through this chapter-by-chapter until I find it to be readable for picky people like me. I don't know how I'll be able to get myself through the next 26 chapters, though.
The reason for the new Dark Tournament and Rei's severe lack of speech will be explained much later.