StR: ZZZZ…

Kuwabara: You ok?

StR: huh?… … … NO! THAT STUPID HIEI WONT LEAVE ME ALONE!

Kuwabara: But he hasn't come near you at all since the last chapter.

StR: HE INVADED MY DREAMS!

Kuwabara: Aww, someone likes Hiei.

StR:0.0…err…/SLAP/

Kuwabara/knocked out/

StR: Enjoy. I don't own yyh only my ocs

)Yoko talking(

'regular thinking'

Spirit Guardians: Chp2. Anoka vs. Rei

"I'm going and I want to fight the girl," said the guy.

"WHAT?" yelled the boys except Hiei, Koenma, and Jorge.

"…" Rei looked severely annoyed.

"You heard me," said the man.

"But you can't! She's a girl!" yelled Kuwabara, sticking to his code.

"…" She was getting the anime veins. Rei started to walk to the arena.

"Rei," Koenma called out to the girl. She turned her head to look at the prince. "Don't do anything stupid." She just grinned and looked at him evilly. It was the first time she ever smiled.

)That girl looks familiar.(

'Really? Well, we've never seen her before, unless you're not telling me something.'

)I don't like your tone.(

'…'

)She does! It might have been when I was still a thief. Not that I'm not a thief now!(

Kurama mentally sweatdropped.

"All right! The first match is Anoka and..Ah…" Koto put her hand over the microphone "What's your name?"

"…"

"Well! It's rude to not answer a question when asked one!"

"…"

"Her name is Rei," Koenma announced to Koto.

"Oh. Well, why didn't she say that?" Koto exclaimed angrily.

"She can't," explained Koenma.

"Is she a mute?" asked Yusuke.

"No. It's hard to explain."

"Oh."

"Anyway… All right, it's Anoka from Team Dark and Rei from Team Urameshi! GO!"

"A mute? Too bad. I love hearing little girls scream," said Anoka.

Rei just had a disgusted look that turned into a scowl when he called her a little girl.

"I said go," announced the impatient Koto.

"…" Rei just stood there unmoving.

"Fine, I'll make the first move." Anoka moved in a blur, and Rei just barely dodged. "You have to be faster than that!" Rei continued to evade his attacks.

"KOENMA!" yelled the boys, barring Kurama, because he doesn't yell.

"She can barley dodge!"

"Hn. This is only the first match and she's having trouble."

"She's gonna lose!" said Yusuke, Hiei, and Kuwabara in that order.

"I assure you that this is not her best fighting," said Koenma from behind Jorge.

Back up at the arena, Anoka unsheathed a very massive sword.

Rei's eyes widened. Before she knew it, Anoka was up in the air. Rei didn't have time to dodge, so she did the only thing she could do. She flung her hands straight out at Anoka. She appeared holding something.

"What's this? It looks like Rei is about to attack!"

Anoka's sword flew at Rei, but to everyone's surprise, it came to an abrupt halt in the air between her outstretched arms.

StR: I think I will end it there.

Yusuke: What happen to Kuwabara.

StR: He said I liked Hiei so I hit him.

Kurama: Why did he think you like Hiei?

StR: KURAMA/whispers something to Kurama/

Yusuke: Tell me too!

StR: Review please! All reviews are welcome! Please read on.

Y: HEY! I WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWER!

K: Yusuke, just look at the beginning of the chapter.

Y: Oh. Interesting.

Beta note-y goodness time!

Aya: (deadpan) Yo, yo. What up, homies. Ookami Aya here, reporting to her long-neglected duty. Excuse me for being an expert procrastinator.

Kuronue: An expert procrastinator would get her homework done. On time.

Aya: Shut up. Please ignore my muse. Anyway, I meant to edit this earlier, but, well, then I didn't. So. Yeah. Sorry about that. In apology, I will edit a couple more chapters right now! Hooray!

StR: Argh! Go home! Now!

Aya: Heheh. Sorry, hon, but I've been taking annoying lessons from Kuronue.

Kuronue: No, you haven't. You were always like this.

Aya: Fair enough. Now I'll be going before a certain unnamed tiger bites my head off.