An: Hey everyone! This will be my first one shot and only one shot. I don't really like one shots, because you have to put the whole plot into one chapter, but I still read them. This will be my second InuYasha fic. I hope you enjoy this!

Dogs for Dummies

Kagome: Hi everyone! I'm going to teach you on how to take care of your dog in five simple steps, but before we began let me go find a dog. InuYasha!

InuYasha: What?

Kagome: I need you for a sec.

Inu: Okay

Step One

Kagome: Show your dog who is boss. Like this…. InuYasha! Sit!

Inu: (On the ground). Hey!

Kagome: That's how you show your dog whose boss. Oh! You can also teach your dog other commands to help show whose boss.

Step Two

Kagome: Here are some commands to teach your dog. InuYasha! Play dead!

Inu: You want me dead! (Runs away)

Kagome: InuYasha come back please! (Goes running after him)

Step Three

Kagome: I still can't find him…. Well, step three is don't scare your dog away, because if you do they will run away.

Step Four

Kagome: Come here InuYasha! I'm sorry!

Sango: What are you doing?

Kagome: Looking for InuYasha.

Sango: Oh.

Kagome: Well, step four is….

Sango: Is to yell really loud to get your dog to come to you.

Kagome: Yeah! InuYasha come here boy!

InuYasha: (walks up). I'm not your dog!

Kagome: Sorry.

Step Five

Kagome: Treat your dog with love and care.

InuYasha: I hate you.

Kagome: I know.

An: Well, I really hope you guys enjoy this story. I don't care if you give flames, but I can reply to them if I want to, so watch out. If I had bad grammar in this story please forgive me. I'm not good at English or writing. Please review!

Mew Ami Over and Out!