I love funny stories and I love to right them. This will be by far the second funniest thing I have ever typed. Second to 'Lets go R/cing'. That was funny.
Old Acquaintances: Chapter 6 The Race to the Shop and Back?
As Kagome got out of the well, she had only one thing in mind. 'Those two will LOVE the R/c Cars!' When she went into the house, her mom was sitting at the table. Kagome then said to her mom, "Hi mom I'm home!" Kagome's mom then replied, "So how was it this time in the Feudal Era?" Kagome answered, "Good, we met some friends of Inu-Yasha." Kagome's mom then said, "That's nice! So what are their names?" Kagome answered, "Haraka and Jaramara." Kagome's mom then said, "Those are excellent names." Kagome smirked, "Mom, you want to head over to the toy store again? I need to buy them some things." Kagome's mom then said, "Sure, those pictures of Inu-Yasha were worth the price weren't they?" Kagome sighed, "Not as much as watching him in person." Kagome's mom started walking for the door, "I hope we don't meet those rude people again..." Kagome answered, "I hope not."
Kagome and her mom were in the car, when the last of all the people Kagome wanted to see was coming up the street in his mom's car. Kagome's mom became curious, "I spoke to soon, and besides. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!?" Kagome sighed, "Like I said last time, a guy who can't take a hint. How about we take a left and drive right by them so they have to waste time to chase us?" Her mom's eyes sparked, "Buckle your seat belts, I'm going right." Kagome looked at her mom wide eyed, "What were you before you had us?" Kagome's mom answered, "Street racer." Kagome looked at her with disbelief, "Uhhh, how long ago was that?" Her mom answered, "When both of you are at school, had to make money somehow." Kagome looked at her and her mom answered without ever needing to ask the question. "I'm the only street racer that was never caught by the cops." She then pressed a button and the license plate was covered by metal. "Ready Kagome?" Kagome looked at her mom with a small smirk, "As long as you can go faster than Inu-Yasha." Kagome's mom looked at her with a twinkle in her eyes. "Is a hundred twenty fast enough?" Kagome's smirk vanished and was replaced by a look worse than horror could describe as Kagome's mom ripped out and started going off at sixty.
Hojo's POV
As Hojo noticed when Kagome went into the car. "Could you follow that car?" Hojo's mom said, "Do you know who that is driving?" Hojo answered, "Kagome's mom. Why?" Hojo's mom face tightened. "Kagome's mom is the fastest street racer in this country." Hojo had a face of worry in his voice, "So I guess we will have to wait at their house for them to arrive back from where they are going." Hojo's mom looked at him and said, "It isn't much consolation, but..." She pushed a button and metal slid over her license plat, "... I am the second best in the country." Hojo looked at her and said, "Let's go then." As his mom started going near his opponent's car, it ripped out and started to speed off. "Buckle your seatbelts. We'll catch your girlfriend before she gets to where she is going." Hojo smirked.
Normal POV
As Kagome and her mom started going around the corner, they heard Hojo's car coming at them. Kagome's mom said while smirking, "Persistent bastards aren't they?" Kagome looked at her mom and said, "MOM! How about taking the long way without any lights or traffic?" Her mom looked at her, "I don't drag race, I street race. Besides, we had to take a left instead of a right to do that." They then went through a pair of red lights, followed by Hojo, and his mom in second place. Kagome was praying for her life as they went through another light, followed closely by Hojo when the worst thing possible could happen. A howling noise sounded and Kagome's mom looked like someone had just made the ultimate challenge. Kagome was scared to hell, "Were those police sirens?" Her mom looked at her and said, "Always happens dear, that's why I installed a plate hider." They then hid inside of a huge parking garage as the police and Hojo's mom kept going straight while throwing bags out the window. Kagome looked at her mom, "You think they'll get away?" Kagome's mom answered, "Maybe." Kagome then said, "Lets get to the toy store before were found out." Kagome's mom had ultra anti-police hearing, "We have to wait five minutes."
Three minutes later, five police cars went by. Kagome's mom said, "That is why you wait five minutes." She then pressed a button and the license plate showed. "So lets get to the mall." As they arrived at the mall, Kagome's mom had parked the car and went into the mall with Kagome. Once they got inside, Kagome asked her mom, "Where are you going." Kagome's mom smiled and said, "Part shop. My toy store." She then went into the mall and went shopping for racing accessories. Kagome sweat dropped and went inside the toy store. As she was searching for the R/c Cars, she found two that would definitely make the two new hanyous happy. As she was checking out, Hojo walked in smirking. Kagome was scared shitless. "How did you get away from them?" Hojo smirked, "Different parking garage than you." They happened to be at the register with the same person as last time. "Common, less chit chat, there is a line waiting." Kagome finished buying the toys and went out to find their moms in somewhat of a staring contest. Kagome's mom had a bag around her arm with the word NOS clearly visible through the bag.
As Kagome and her mom rushed into the car, Hojo and his mom rushed into theirs. As they turned on their cars, they both lined up with each other and put the cars into neutral. Hojo's mom revved up her car in an attempt to show off. Kagome's mom smirking, revved up her car making it twice as loud as his mom's car. An old lady was walking across them, the two mothers looked at each other. They pushed the plate hiding buttons, and watched the old lady. As soon as she got off the asphalt, both cars tore up the streets and went flying. As they were going, Kagome was watching them when all of a sudden they heard something. Kagome looked up and said, "Not this again!" Just then Kagome's mom opened up the glove compartment and hit a button. Soon water was behind the car and the police officer hydroplaned out of control. Kagome looked at her mom and her mom said, "Better?" As they got closer to the house, Hojo's mom was trying to take shortcuts. Kagome's mom had decided to cheat too and took the ultimate shortcut and went through a yard. Kagome was scared out of her mind. Hojo on the other hand was sighing. "You said you were second best, but yet you were annihilated." Hojo's mom had a crazed look in her eyes and mumbled, "See you at work tomorrow Kagome's mom."
As they arrived at the house, Kagome got the two boxes and prepared to go down the well. "You think that she will be a problem?" Kagome's mom then said to Kagome, "Of course! We have races planed tomorrow and she was my opponent." Kagome sighed and said, "Well, good luck! Oh yeah, can you use tricks like the one you used on the police?" Kagome's mom looked at her, "That can only be used on police. Don't want the mafia tracking me down." Kagome looked at her mom with a blank expression. She then jumped down the well wondering, 'How did I get a mom like her?'
So how was this story? I hope you enjoy. I know this sounds like one of those racing movies, but hey, this is Inu-Yasha were talking about!
Old Acquaintances: Chapter 6 The Race to the Shop and Back?
As Kagome got out of the well, she had only one thing in mind. 'Those two will LOVE the R/c Cars!' When she went into the house, her mom was sitting at the table. Kagome then said to her mom, "Hi mom I'm home!" Kagome's mom then replied, "So how was it this time in the Feudal Era?" Kagome answered, "Good, we met some friends of Inu-Yasha." Kagome's mom then said, "That's nice! So what are their names?" Kagome answered, "Haraka and Jaramara." Kagome's mom then said, "Those are excellent names." Kagome smirked, "Mom, you want to head over to the toy store again? I need to buy them some things." Kagome's mom then said, "Sure, those pictures of Inu-Yasha were worth the price weren't they?" Kagome sighed, "Not as much as watching him in person." Kagome's mom started walking for the door, "I hope we don't meet those rude people again..." Kagome answered, "I hope not."
Kagome and her mom were in the car, when the last of all the people Kagome wanted to see was coming up the street in his mom's car. Kagome's mom became curious, "I spoke to soon, and besides. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!?" Kagome sighed, "Like I said last time, a guy who can't take a hint. How about we take a left and drive right by them so they have to waste time to chase us?" Her mom's eyes sparked, "Buckle your seat belts, I'm going right." Kagome looked at her mom wide eyed, "What were you before you had us?" Kagome's mom answered, "Street racer." Kagome looked at her with disbelief, "Uhhh, how long ago was that?" Her mom answered, "When both of you are at school, had to make money somehow." Kagome looked at her and her mom answered without ever needing to ask the question. "I'm the only street racer that was never caught by the cops." She then pressed a button and the license plate was covered by metal. "Ready Kagome?" Kagome looked at her mom with a small smirk, "As long as you can go faster than Inu-Yasha." Kagome's mom looked at her with a twinkle in her eyes. "Is a hundred twenty fast enough?" Kagome's smirk vanished and was replaced by a look worse than horror could describe as Kagome's mom ripped out and started going off at sixty.
Hojo's POV
As Hojo noticed when Kagome went into the car. "Could you follow that car?" Hojo's mom said, "Do you know who that is driving?" Hojo answered, "Kagome's mom. Why?" Hojo's mom face tightened. "Kagome's mom is the fastest street racer in this country." Hojo had a face of worry in his voice, "So I guess we will have to wait at their house for them to arrive back from where they are going." Hojo's mom looked at him and said, "It isn't much consolation, but..." She pushed a button and metal slid over her license plat, "... I am the second best in the country." Hojo looked at her and said, "Let's go then." As his mom started going near his opponent's car, it ripped out and started to speed off. "Buckle your seatbelts. We'll catch your girlfriend before she gets to where she is going." Hojo smirked.
Normal POV
As Kagome and her mom started going around the corner, they heard Hojo's car coming at them. Kagome's mom said while smirking, "Persistent bastards aren't they?" Kagome looked at her mom and said, "MOM! How about taking the long way without any lights or traffic?" Her mom looked at her, "I don't drag race, I street race. Besides, we had to take a left instead of a right to do that." They then went through a pair of red lights, followed by Hojo, and his mom in second place. Kagome was praying for her life as they went through another light, followed closely by Hojo when the worst thing possible could happen. A howling noise sounded and Kagome's mom looked like someone had just made the ultimate challenge. Kagome was scared to hell, "Were those police sirens?" Her mom looked at her and said, "Always happens dear, that's why I installed a plate hider." They then hid inside of a huge parking garage as the police and Hojo's mom kept going straight while throwing bags out the window. Kagome looked at her mom, "You think they'll get away?" Kagome's mom answered, "Maybe." Kagome then said, "Lets get to the toy store before were found out." Kagome's mom had ultra anti-police hearing, "We have to wait five minutes."
Three minutes later, five police cars went by. Kagome's mom said, "That is why you wait five minutes." She then pressed a button and the license plate showed. "So lets get to the mall." As they arrived at the mall, Kagome's mom had parked the car and went into the mall with Kagome. Once they got inside, Kagome asked her mom, "Where are you going." Kagome's mom smiled and said, "Part shop. My toy store." She then went into the mall and went shopping for racing accessories. Kagome sweat dropped and went inside the toy store. As she was searching for the R/c Cars, she found two that would definitely make the two new hanyous happy. As she was checking out, Hojo walked in smirking. Kagome was scared shitless. "How did you get away from them?" Hojo smirked, "Different parking garage than you." They happened to be at the register with the same person as last time. "Common, less chit chat, there is a line waiting." Kagome finished buying the toys and went out to find their moms in somewhat of a staring contest. Kagome's mom had a bag around her arm with the word NOS clearly visible through the bag.
As Kagome and her mom rushed into the car, Hojo and his mom rushed into theirs. As they turned on their cars, they both lined up with each other and put the cars into neutral. Hojo's mom revved up her car in an attempt to show off. Kagome's mom smirking, revved up her car making it twice as loud as his mom's car. An old lady was walking across them, the two mothers looked at each other. They pushed the plate hiding buttons, and watched the old lady. As soon as she got off the asphalt, both cars tore up the streets and went flying. As they were going, Kagome was watching them when all of a sudden they heard something. Kagome looked up and said, "Not this again!" Just then Kagome's mom opened up the glove compartment and hit a button. Soon water was behind the car and the police officer hydroplaned out of control. Kagome looked at her mom and her mom said, "Better?" As they got closer to the house, Hojo's mom was trying to take shortcuts. Kagome's mom had decided to cheat too and took the ultimate shortcut and went through a yard. Kagome was scared out of her mind. Hojo on the other hand was sighing. "You said you were second best, but yet you were annihilated." Hojo's mom had a crazed look in her eyes and mumbled, "See you at work tomorrow Kagome's mom."
As they arrived at the house, Kagome got the two boxes and prepared to go down the well. "You think that she will be a problem?" Kagome's mom then said to Kagome, "Of course! We have races planed tomorrow and she was my opponent." Kagome sighed and said, "Well, good luck! Oh yeah, can you use tricks like the one you used on the police?" Kagome's mom looked at her, "That can only be used on police. Don't want the mafia tracking me down." Kagome looked at her mom with a blank expression. She then jumped down the well wondering, 'How did I get a mom like her?'
So how was this story? I hope you enjoy. I know this sounds like one of those racing movies, but hey, this is Inu-Yasha were talking about!