Pretty rebellion
Author's not: Hope you don't mind if I put this in a script
(Back stage)
Niku: Ready
Zonaki: (Looks at her) Hm?
Niku: What is it?
Zonaki: (Glares) Niku that isn't my mini skirt you have on is it?
Niku: (Sweats) Well no…
Zonaki: For your sake I hope not…
Director: Zonaki, Niku here your lines…
Zonaki: (Cheerfully) Why thank you (Looks at script) Hang on a second…
Niku: What is it (Looks over her shoulder?)
Zonaki: (Looks at Director) Why does it say that we have to do a stripe tease…
Niku: (Jumps and also glares) And why does it say that we have to kiss Gojyo?
Director: Well…..
Zonaki: (Holds knife to his throat) You better explain here…
Director: You know you have to be on in five minutes?
Niku: He's right you know…Zonaki I never seen you wear a kimono before it looks good on you…
Zonaki: (Directs her attention to Niku) Really you know I told Sanzo the same thing when we picked it together… (Turns blue)
Niku: (Shocked) WHAT!
Director: Five…four…three…two…one and action…
(On Stage)
Zonaki: Good evening and welcome to the 'Midnight Sexy Angel's' and…
Niku: Why did they pick that name anyway? It sound like a stripers bar instead of a TV host show…
Zonaki: I know! I have to tell you that's the same thing that I told the Director this morning he said it was in name of all those honorable people who sacrificed their lives…
Niku: (Amazed) Really what did they do for a living?
Zonaki: Well the Director said they give young men pleasure to make a living…
Niku: (Sweats) Wait a minute…what were their occupation?
Zonaki: I think they were all prostitutes…
Niku: (Shocked) Aaaagh that would explain it…
Zonaki: Well anyway…Tonight we're going to have a special guest…and it would be a feared enemy Gyok………
(Stage hand comes up hands Zonaki a piece of card with writing)
Zonaki: What? (Looks at the card) Is this her idea of a joke? Forget it I'm not saying it…
Stage Hand: Please for me…
Zonaki: No…
Stage Hand: Tell yeah what you say this and I pay you girls an overall trip to Paris…
Zonaki: (Happy) Now yeah talking…ahem…And now you may bow down and worship the great and honorable figure Gyokumenkoshu…
(Gyokumenkoshu coming in with a queen outfit followed by her perverted follower Nii)
Gyokumenkoshu: That's it my adoring public bow before me…bow and worship your queen…
Nii: Bow before this sexy figure…she is no queen but a god…
Zonaki: (Whisper) 'Isn't it she is no queen but a withered old hag?'
Niku: (Whisper) No more like a withered old Bitch…
Zonaki & Niku: Giggles…
Gyokumenkoshu: You dare laugh at your queen!
Zonaki: (Jokes) Oh no your highness come and sit on this glorious old withered wooden chair…
Gyokumenkoshu: Impudence no wonder your chest is so flat…
Zonaki: (Standing over her with a sword while Niku holds her back) And I shall cut thy down about thy ignorance…
Niku: Zonaki calm down you can kill her later…
(Intercession - Hours later)
Zonaki: Hope you enjoyed the commercial break we shall now continue with this interview…Niku you shall begin…
Niku: Right, Now miss Gyokumenkoshu…
Gyokumenkoshu: Please call me your highness…
Niku: (Sweats) Okay…well then your Highness…What do you do in your spare time when you're not planning our destruction and toying with your step sons emotions…
Zonaki: (Sulks/whispers) Poor Kougaiji…
Nii: I'll answer this one…
Niku: Alright…
Zonaki: (Thinks) Why do I get a bad feeling about this all of a sudden?
Nii: Well when she's board I come and we have a little bit of loving…and when we get lost in all this we then go straight to the…
Zonaki: (Punches Nii) YOU DIRTY BASTARD YOU DO KNOW THAT THERE ARE YOUNGER READERS DON'T YOU!
Niku: (Grabs her before Zonaki could do more damage) Calm down…
Zonaki: YOU DIRTY OLD MAN…EEEEEW HOW CAN YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH THAT THING! (Points at Gyokumenkoshu)
Gyokumenkoshu: Why how dare you speak to me like that worthless human…
Zonaki: Hello I'm not a human I'm a Youkai you greedy git!
Niku: Zonaki calm down it's okay…
Zonaki: It's not okay you don't hear me and Sanzo talk about our sex life…oh shit (Turns blue)
Niku: What did you say? You and Sanzo…AAAUGH!
Zonaki: (sweats) It's not what your thinking…
Niku: You just said you had sex with the guy…
Zonaki: (Raises hand as Niku stood over her covered in red flames) Accident…
Gyokumenkoshu: How Shameful…
Zonaki: Oh shut it…I thought you'd be a little bit more beautiful bit then I see you're a withered old hag with and ugly wrinkly face you need plastic surgery…
Niku: Zonaki don't be so rude…
Nii: Well at least her highness doesn't make it out with a human…
Zonaki: If that's true then what are you? A hermaphrodite?
Nii: (touches her chest) You do have short breast's don't you?
Zonaki: (Jumps on him and beats him to death) YOU BASTARD!
(Backstage)
Director: Is this supposed to be on the script?
(Kannon sitting there in a director's uniform with black sun glasses)
Kannon: Nah not really but it's a good source of entertainment if you ask me…
To be Continued
Intercession: town gone mad?
Zonaki: On the next chapter…
Niku: What the hell is going on here…has the whole town gone mad?
Zonaki: Technically yes…
Niku: But why?
Zonaki: Well it seems they want to sacrifice us to their leader…
Niku: Yuck is that a black thong…
Zonaki: Hey gimmie that…
Niku: Hey there's a tag on them…SANZO?
Zonaki: Niku it's not what you think…
Niku: You didn't have se…
Zonaki: (Slaps hand on Niku's mouth) Next chapter 'Town Insane' you don't want to miss this one…
Until then to be continued.
Sanzo's Guardian Angel: Hmmm? Well (Bangs in the background) It seems (More bangs) never mind…anyway sorry it took me so long with this update had a writer's block (Arrrgh damn block (Tries to push it) huff, huff...)