Oh hell.
By: Butterfly Wolf
Sum: Danielle and her best friend, Kevin, who is a homosexual,(please do not take any offence) decide they have had enough of their lives. Kevin, whose parents is ashamed of his road, but still try and cares for him, has done nothing but hurt him. School kids taunt him, and his best friend Danielle is a suicidal girl whose family is not exactly stable. Her favorite thing to do in the world is write and day dream about better places, although very smart and logical, very cold and sarcastic. Together, they plan to
runaway into this wood next to Kevin's house.
But when they wonder for a complete 24 hours and find no end…but beauty beyond our pollution stained forest…they begin to realize, they are far from home, and maybe, their wishes are granted….
Chapter Two: Oh my god
Elf Pov:
I stared at these rare looking humans as they looked at me with amazement and fear. One, had blood red straight hair that went about to the edge of her chin. Her cloths, were mostly black, but really blue baggy leggings that had many pockets. Her eyes were blue as the sea, and skin pale. The other, male, had about tanned skin, his eyes greenish brown, and his hair brown. He wore a well-made tuntic and wore about the same kind of leggings as the other, only the blue color was more faded, and around his thighs, whitish. I could not understand their words completely, I only understood. "oh my"
Authors Pov:
Danielle stared at the Elf in amazement. "Oh my God." She gasped. "Danielle…is that…?" "Its an Elf! Kevin! Do you know what this means? We're in Lord Of The Rings!" Kevin was shaking he was so shocked. "I…Holy shit!" The Elf looked at them like they had gone mad. "Do you speak common tongue?" Kevin looked at Danielle. "You read this shit, I just watch it, speak woman!" Once again, Danielle gave him the finger and slowly stood up. "Yes, my lord, I do." The Elf looked over their well made belongings. "What are you?" It asked amazed. No Elf even made shoes or backpacks so well. "We are…" Danielle wanted to say from the raise of men, but she also knew they knew a lot more about things then men in this age and it may be unwise to call them selves that. She knew not what to call them. Looking at Kevin In desperation, she spoke slowly. "A form of the raise of men." The Elf tilted its head and furred its brows in confusion. "A form?" "Yes, my lord." The Elf looked around him. "This is not a safe part of the wood, come, children of men, to Rivendell." Kevin and Danielle's eyes went wide. Rivendell, could they be more blessed! Danielle turned and started gathering her stuff, putting everything back in her bag. Kevin slowly began to move, then sped as the pain subsided from have a stick nearly shove its self in his ass from the ground and threw his sleeping bag. Gathering all their belongings, Danielle and Kevin began fallow the Elf, who walked a well distance ahead. Kevin pulled Danielle closer suddenly. Confused by the sudden movement, Danielle looked up, being he stood about four inches taller then her. "What?" "Should we get out the flashlight?" "I don't know, they don't have them here." "well, no shit Danielle, that's why I asked." "Hell, I don't know Kevin, to me it would seem unwise to flash about our technology." Kevin grumbled and looked to see if the Elf was still in front of them. He wasn't. "Shit!" Danielle looked and sure enough, he was gone. "Fuck." "Now, can we get out the flashlight?" "Yes, asshole." "Thank you for your compliments and don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out." Danielle rolled her eyes. Kevin turning on the flashlight too see a huge black ugly looking figure in front of them. "That's not an Elf…" He said slowly. "No shit Kevin" She snapped, both of their eyes wide and terrified as they slowly started to back up. "Any ideas?" "No." "What are we going to do!" "Run?" "We'll get lost!" The thing finally made a break for them and they both screamed, taking off to where they're camp was. But the Orc was quickly gaining, being mer humans from our time could be no match for Orcs who could run for days on end with over a hundred pounds of armor. Kevin quickly flung his bag around to the front and dug into it with a passion, trying to find something. Quick as he could, and suddenly, Kevin pulled out a pistol, turning quickly, he shot without aiming, hitting the Orc in the chest. It stopped dead, falling. Danielle panted and looked at him with fear and amazement. "YOU BROUGHT A GUN?" Kevin looked horrified. He just shot someone for real. This wasn't a re-act of the Civil War, that wasn't just gunpowder and caps, that was a real bullet. That was a real thing, and he just shot it. Danielle felt this, and walked to him, pulling him into a hug. "That wasn't a person, Kevin. That was an Orc." Kevin nodded into her shoulder, nearly crying, holding her close. Danielle slowly pulled away. "How many bullets do you have?" Kevin looked up. "I have three guns, twenty-four rounds, and two daggers." Danielle's eyes could have fallen out. "Jesus Christ Kevin! Where did you get this shit and where have you put it?" Kevin looked down. "You know my dad collects weapons. I put them in my bag, most of your pants would fit me cuz you wear only guy pants, so all I needed to bring was shirts and boxers, so I had plenty of room for that." Danielle couldn't decide if he was a genius or an idiot. "Kevin, food. What about food?" "You brought it, besides, when we ran away I didn't expect us to end up in Middle Earth." "I didn't bring a lot!" "SO?" Danielle sighed. "Did you bring the weapon holders?" Kevin looked surprised. "Actually, I think I did, I was in such a hurry. Why?" "I have another belt you can use and hook them too, if this is like Lord of the Rings, no Orc travels alone. We need to reach Rivendell, I doubt that Elf was a Ranger." Kevin nodded, and instead of pulling the daggers and another gun out of his bag, pulled them out of a pouch deep in the roll of his sleeping bag, then dug the other out of his backpack along with the rounds, and some civil war belts. "Here, hold the rounds in here." Danielle's could have fallen out for the second if not 5th time, she did not know how many more 'surprises' she could take. "And you have those why?" "To sell if we needed it." That sounded decent, those things were not cheap. Taking the 'belts' that were actually holders for caps and rounds, she put it on, taking the rounds and putting them quickly in. Kevin handed her a holder for the gun and she strapped it to her belt. Kevin looked at her, then handed her a dagger and the other gun. "Carry that one, I can't carry all this for much longer, I still have all the rounds in my bag." Danielle hesitantly took them and put them on. She winced at the weight. Boy, was she fucked if she needed to wear armor. Kevin looked at her like he was waiting for something. OH! Danielle got the belt out, not nearly as cool as hers with a skull and cross-bone buckle, but pink and black leather. Kevin took it and put it on, along with all the weapons. Danielle began to hear something like a herd coming. "Oh god, Kevin, hurry!"
Kevin threw on his backpack and started to take off, but Danielle stopped him. "Wait! There' no way we can out run them! Climb a tree!" Kevin looked at her. "How the hell are we going to climb these things? And I'm afraid of heights!" "Come on, Kevin! Get on your hands and knees" Kevin looked shocked, but did as she asked. Danielle steadies her self by putting a hand on the tree, and stood on his back. Kevin groaned at the act, and Danielle resisted the urge to kick him. She reached for a branch and grabbed on, then pulled her self up with a struggle. Her own weight, no problem, the 50 pounds of other shit, a problem. Finally on and panting, Danielle could see the front of the orc herd. "Oh god. Kevin! Give me your hand and try and climb with your feet, don't look down!" Kevin stood and grabbed her hand, climbing slowly, her pulling with all her might, and balancing her self on the branch, and finally pulled him up. Danielle looked at the size of the branch, then both them, then looked around like she was missing something. BIBBI! "oh my god, Kevin! We forgot Bibbi!" Kevins eyes looked like a mix of anger, hurt, sorrow, and fear. "I told you we shouldn't have brought him!" "Do you think they'll hurt him?" "I don't know, maybe, depends how much meat they've had, and what their journey is for." Danielle sighed, climbing onto a higher branch. The sound of a herd and grunts, groans, and other noises defend her ears to anything else as she watched to see the light where their fire was, and almost thought she herd Bibbi's barking. She didn't know if it was real, or just her mind. Probably her mind. Kevin put a hand on the leg he could reach in comfort, as she sat on the branch. Danielle gave a small smile, waiting for the herd to pass and trying to remain as still as possible. Finally, after a few stragglers, they passed.
Kevin started to climb down…until he looked down then grabbed the tree like his life depended on it. Danielle just watched until the herd passed their camp, then without hesitation, jumped down, landing on her feet. She winced slightly remembering her recent surgery on her right foot, then looked up at Kevin, who was prettified. "Oh boy. Kevin! Give me your hand!" Kevin timidly kneeled and gave her his hand. "Now jump down, I wont let anything happen to you." Kevin jumped and landed nearly on op of her, letting out a breath he had been holding. Danielle sneered slightly and started walking the way the Orc had gone. "Hey! Where the hell are you going! Rivendell's somewhere that way!" He pointed they way the Elf was going. "Yes, and Bibbi's this way." Kevin wanted to scream. "Your going back for the dog?" "I love the dog, I just want to see if hes alive." Kevin rolled his eyes and quickly followed, not wanting to be left alone. They walked until they herd barking. "BIBBI!" Danielle yelled and ran to the dog, that they had apparently just gone around. Bibbi jumped onto her knees and Danielle kneeled, ruffling and playing with him for a moment, then untied her. "Shes coming with us, she barks when someone else's approaches, she will be good help." Kevin just nodded, realizing there really was no winning with a women, probably why he didn't like them. Let alone a woman with weapons. He smirked to him self. They started walking back the way the elf was going, Danielle turning back on the flashlight.
A/N: Okay, next chap we will really be getting into LOTR, just give me time. PLEASE REVIEW!