StR: WELCOME BACK!
K: So tell me again how Kuwabara and Yusuke got unconscious again.
StR: Well they were fighting and Yusuke knocked out Kuwabara and then he fell on Yusuke, which made him hit the ground knocking him unconscious.
K: Then how did they get makeup on?
StR: Um Hiei did it.
K: but Hiei is still hanging in the tree.
StR: Um! OH look readers! Ok read and review. I don't own the yyh show sadly. Oh and here a quotes. I forgot last time so I'll give you two, count them, two extra!
"If I have to sit in the corner for sayin' it, at least you could tell me what it means!"
Dennis The Menace
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
John Holt
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.
A man may fail many times but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.
J. Paul Getty
'Thinking'
Chp 11: Yusuke and the other world
"You can not beat me young one." Said Kinu. Kinu was an old lady with gray hair and a hunched back. In her left hand she held a crystal ball. She wore cloths like a magician with a cane in her right hand.
"Yeah right." Said Yusuke
"Over confidante are we? Why don't you take a nap?" The old lady's crystal ball started to glow along with Yusuke's eyes.
"What's…happing…I feel…sle-"
Yusuke pov…
"Yusuke."
'That voice, it sounds so familiar.'
"Yusuke!"
'Who is it? Keiko? Why would she be here?'
"Yusuke Wake up!"
"Ow! Why'd you do that Keiko?" I yelled.
"Because 2nd period's over!" Said Keiko.
"What are you talking about /looks around/ where am I! Why am I not at the Dark Tournament?" I said panicking.
"Your at school…for once. What's the Dark Tournament?" she asked.
"SCHOOL? WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT'S THE DARK TOURNAMENT!"
"/ hits yusuke with backpack thing/ Don't yell at me! I don't know what it is!"
"You know the thing with demons and I have to fight to save my life… and the world!"
"You had some dream, huh?"
"NO! Don't you remember Kuwabara,-"
"Yes I know Kuwabara."
"You do?"
"He's the guy right behind you."
"Hello." Said Kuwabara.
"AH! Don't do that! Can you tell her about the Dark Tournament!"
"Sure… But first you got to tell me what it is."
"/anime fall/ What? Not you to! Don't you remember…um…Hiei Ya Hiei?"
" Hiei? Isn't that the famous sword man that –"
"Yes!"
" -just made it to the finals. Yeah he's cool he hasn't been defeated yet!"
"No!"
"Ok You got to remember Yukina!"
"Yukina? Oh Hiei's sister!"
"How do you know about that?"
"It's a rumor that' been going around for along time now. Geez Urameshi where have you been? Uh Urameshi /looks around/."
With Yusuke running down the street…
' What the hell! That was worse than his normal stupidity! Guess I'll find Hiei. Where? Oh I know in a tree. Huh /looks at the TV store place/ THAT'S HIEI!'
"Hiei the great sword master has made it to the final round of the Sword Tournament! He is undefeated, folks! Today the final match will be shown at the Tokyo Dome! Here he is now-"
'Okay Tokyo dome I know where that is! Why is Hiei at the Tokyo dome? Ah I going the wrong way!'
15 min later…
"I TELLING YOU I AM HIEI'S FRIEND!"
"Yeah right." Said the big fat dummy bouncer.
' Ok I didn't want to do this but…' "SPIRIT GUN! HUH?" 'What? Where is my spirit energy? Fine I'll do this the old fashion way'
So I beat them up WITH MY FIST! Stupid spirit energy. What was weird was I was as strong as I was with spirit energy even though it was gone. I finally reached the room where Hiei was.
"HIEI!" I said barging into his dressing room, which to my surprise was an actual room and not a tree.
"Uh…who the hell are you?" he said.
"Its me Yusuke."
"I don't know a Yusuke."
"Oh you don't?"
"No."
'Great. He forgot to.'
"Brother are you ready for your match? Oh and who is this?" Said Yukina.
" Yukina you know he's brother. How long have you know."
"Um since I was born."
"No couldn't of."
"Um Why?"
"Because he was throw off a cliff when he was born."
"That's it! You wore out your welcome you psycho baka." Hiei said while taking out his sword.
'Ahh! one thing I know never be around Hiei with his sword out! Run'
After 5 miles of running…
'Kurama's my only hope left. If I was him where would I be? Well either the library or school and since I have no idea where the library is I'll go to his school!…………What's with me and going the wrong way today? Ok remember to call him by his human name. Um… Shuichi… M something. Oh well how many people have the name Shuichi? Wait isn't his stepbrother's name Shuichi too? Man our writers must of ran out of good names. Ok how 'bout how many long red haired, green-eyed teens have the name Shuichi! Ha I am so good! Hey I'm here.'
"HEY YOU/pulls over a random girl/ WHERE IS SHIUCHI!"
"Shuichi/has heart shaped eyes/"
"Ok you're useless /pulls over anther random kid but a boy this time/ WHERE IS SHUICHI?"
"in… thhhe bbbio lab."
"Thanks."
10 min later…
"SHUICHI! SHUICHI! WHY DIDN'T I ASK FOR DIRECTIONS? There you are! Shuichi!"
"Yes?"
"You know who I am right?"
"No sorry."
"/hangs head low/ I was afraid you would say that. /walks away/" 'Maybe this is a dream or that other world was a dream. Oh well this place is better no more demons no more Koenma.'
"You over there" said one of those sidewalk psychic people.(like Botan was)
"Me?"
"Yes you come here."
"/shrugs/ Sure /walks over to the lady/ No way!"
StR: Ya cliffy!
Y: Not really they probably know who it is already.
StR: So you have a nice nap?
Y and Ku: Shut Up!
StR: WAAA! Kuramy they're being mean!
K: Kuramy?
Y & Ku: Hehehe… Kuramy… hahahahahahahah!
StR: They laughed themselves unconscious.
Ku: It would seem so.