Oh hell.
By: Butterfly Wolf
Sum: Danielle and her best friend, Kevin, who is a homosexual,(please do not take any offence) decide they have had enough of their lives. Kevin, whose parents is ashamed of his road, but still try and cares for him, has done nothing but hurt him. School kids taunt him, and his best friend Danielle is a suicidal girl whose family is not exactly stable. Her favorite thing to do in the world is write and day dream about better places, although very smart and logical, very cold and sarcastic. Together, they plan to
runaway into this wood next to Kevin's house.
But when they wonder for a complete 24 hours and find no end…but beauty beyond our pollution stained forest…they begin to realize, they are far from home, and maybe, their wishes are granted….
Chapter Three: Lucky me!
"Do you think that's all of them?" "I don't know Kevin, but I do think they would travel together if so close." Bibi whimpered. "We're both tired." "Oh, boo hoo." "Kevin! Its pitch black! Even with the flashlights! You'd think if we were going to run into a city we'd see some form of light, we don't know where we're going, and we don't know whats behind or in front of us." "Fine, fine, woman." Danielle sneered and pounced him, which hurt both of them being they had on so much gear. "OW!" "Ooops, didn't think of that." "Smooth move, slick." "Shut up, Kevin!" Kevin snickered. "So, do you want to try and sleep again?" Asked Danielle. "Sure, why not?" Danielle groaned. "You are such an asshole." "Nonsence Poppy Pants!" Danielle rolled her eyes, getting off him to take her sleeping bag off her back, along with all the other bags. Medical, her bag, sleeping bag. She un-rolled it and colapsed on it. Kevin un-rolled his right next to hers. Danielle gave him a look.
Oooookay…
Danielle started another fire and tied Bibi back up, pooring her some water from one of the bags and got her out a coke. She turned back on her CD player, putting in Maryiln Manson- the Beautiful People. Kevin grabbed her drink out of her hand and took a drink him self, shifting to get comfy with all his weapons still on. Danielle chuckled, she was use to this. She slept with her cloths on a lot. Slowly…the world began to fade…
"What is this?"
"I do not know"
"Are they alive?"
"What are they?"
"They look like they're from the raise of men."
Danielle herd them walking around…she recodnized these voices…Oh my god, the fellowship! All of them! She kept breathing like she was asleep, with her eyes closed. She waited until one began to approach her bag. Faster then she had ever moved before, she had her gun out of its holdister, flashlight on, cocked, and ready to shoot right threw Aragorn's head. Begin she had duck-tapped a flashlight to one of her pistol's and one of Kevins. Aragorn looked confused. Danielle shot a little right to his head, hitting a tree to show what her weapon could do. Aragorn and the others back up. "What is this magic?" Danielle gave a confused look. "Magic? It's a gun, it uses pressure to shoot out a sharpened round piece of metal as fast as lightening." Kevin was up now to the sound of gunfire. "Gun?" "Yes." "Aragorn, don't trust it." Danielle was about to shoot Glimli. "It? What power do you think you have to a bullet, sharpened piece of metal, more dangerous then any arrow, moving faster then lightening at you? Non! Do not test my temper, Dwarf." Kevin grumbled. Danielle looked at him, he too had his gun out. "Please, children, we mean you no harm." Danielle looked up at Gandalf. "Gandalf…" He looked taken back. "Yes…" Danielle pointed at each one of them. "Aragorn, Merry, Pippin, Borimoir, Frodo, Sam, Glimli…" She stopped when she got to Legolas. "Legolas Greenleaf, Prince of Mirkwood." She bowed her head slightly at him, nudging Kevin to do the same. Damn, he was cuter in person. She turned back to Aragorn. "Heir to the King of Gondor…" She moved to her knees. "How is it you know all our names?" Ohhhh shit…that was one she wasn't ready for. "Me to know, and you never to find out." "Some kind of witchcraft this is! Gandalf, let us move on and leave them to rot." Said Glimli. "NO!" Danielle and Kevin looked at him surprised. "No, they may be of help to us." Danielle lowered her gun, putting it back on its holister, Kevin as well. Aragorn nodded and pulled Kevin to his feet, Legolas doing the same to Danielle, nearly taking her breath away.
Danielle put her stuff away quickly, rolling up her bag and grabbing her stuff. Aragorn helped Kevin gather his. Danielle ran and untied Bibi. Bibi panted and jumped on her knees lovingly. "Bibbles…" Pippin ran to play with the dog. Glimli grumbled, not getting his way. Danielle smiled and gave Pippin his leash, still being taller then the hobbit. Pippin smiled up at her and Borimoir grabbed one of her bags off her shoulder. "Let me, my lady." 'Ohhh boy, now I feel outnumbered greatly by men…this cannot be good…time to go run back to Kevin now.' Danielle thought, smiling her gratidtiude. "Thank you" "My pleasure, my lady." 'Oh, the phycho ring-wanter likes me, don't I feel special!' Danielle walked back over to Kevin, was Gandalf began to lead on the fellowship and they trailed behind. "Where's your other bag?" Danielle looked and made sure Bormoir was a good deal ahead of them. "Oh…Bormoir has it…" Kevin gave a grin. Danielle punched him in the stomach. "Mmph!" Legolas spun around to see what had happened, being he was in front of them. Danielle gave her best innocent smile, as Kevin had already recovered, nearly expecting her hit. He groaned. Legolas was nearly stunned. Never, in his life, had he seen a male MAN let a female MAN hit him. He smiled slightly and turned back around. Then again, he'd never seen a female carrying such a dangerous weapon from the raise of men. Danielle turned to Kevin. "I am so out-numbered its not even funny." Kevin gave a confused look. "Gender wise, and Bibi being fixed doesn't count." Kevin couldn't stop the laugh. Legolas nearly chuckled him self, his ears picking up the whispered conversation, and smiled wider as he realized Aragorn had as well. "Well, this looks like a decent place to make camp." Anounced Gandalf, Glimli collapsing before the sentence was fully out. Danielle just unhooked both belts and the earth nearly shook as it hit the ground. Kevin looked up shocked. "What, half of it's your stuff!" "Is not!" "Is too, you left it, see, where's your bag?" Kevin's eyes shifted. "About that…" "Mmmhmm, yeah, right, here." Kevin grinned, taking his bag. Danielle realized other people were still around. Kevin's grin got wider and she fliped him off, not turning to look at the stunned faces of the…males? Danielle made her bed quickly, and Bibi ran from Pippin and laid down at her feet. She smiled, petting his head. Borimoir fallowed quietly, smiling and handing her her bag. "Here, my lady. I will carry it for you again tomorrow." Danielle smiled at him. "Thank you, my lord." 'Well, never said that before.' Bormoir smiled. "My pleasure." 'I bet.' Danielle continued to think. Kevin laid down right next to her on his stomach, his head turned to her. Danielle smiled as Borimoir got up and leave and quickly turned to Kevin, who was grinning like crazy. Danielle turned to make sure Borimoir had gone hunting and turned back to him. "Thank you for laying next to me, now lets hope he isn't stupid enough to lay on the other side." Kevin snickered. "Maybe he swings both ways and you can get yours, hmm?" Kevin growled. Legolas smiled from the shadows, starting to like the girl in leggings. He chuckled to himself at the name. "Legolas!" He turned back to hunting.
A/N: Okay, please tell me how I did on how the characters would act, I did my best. REVIEW! AND THANK YOU TO THOSE WHO DID, LOVED'EM!