Oh hell.
By: Butterfly Wolf
Sum: Danielle and her best friend, Kevin, who is a homosexual,(please do not take any offence) decide they have had enough of their lives. Kevin, whose parents is ashamed of his road, but still try and cares for him, has done nothing but hurt him. School kids taunt him, and his best friend Danielle is a suicidal girl whose family is not exactly stable. Her favorite thing to do in the world is write and day dream about better places, although very smart and logical, very cold and sarcastic. Together, they plan to
runaway into this wood next to Kevin's house.
But when they wonder for a complete 24 hours and find no end…but beauty beyond our pollution stained forest…they begin to realize, they are far from home, and maybe, their wishes are granted….
Chapter Four: Oh my god oh my god oh my god
Danielle and Kevin continued to drag along until they got to their stops, and, true to his word, Borimoir carried her bag. And, true to his word, Kevin continued to sleep right next to Danielle, until half the time they ended up on top of each other. Which, probably didn't look too good for the grown…male? Adults in the vicinity. Today, they reached the part of the mountains that weren't so cold, but in the book, they have to go into the cold part because of the spy's. And Kevin and Danielle had learned, there was a lot of stuff the book did not mention. Glimli talking in his sleep, a defiant not mentioned. Legolas creeping her out constantly from walking around at night on duty and eleven eyeballs starting to get on her nerves for watching her, which is something she hated, not mentioned. And Borimoirs like to watch, not mentioned. And the hobbits…lets just say not the sharpest rocks in the pile, eh? Pippin diffidently. They say hes a fool, but Kevin was begging to lean to specialness. Had some serious ADHA. More or less, him and Bibi got along fine. "Danielle! Danielle!" 'Damn it all to hell, who taught them my name?' "Coming!" Kevin snickered and she made sure she kicked him over before completely leaving to answer Aragorn. She ran, today, remembering the movie like it was a lesson in life she wore 2 pairs of pants, a beenie, gloves, hoody, and leather jacket. Her blood red hair was about 5 inches longer then where her black beenie covered. "Yes?" "Can you sword fight?" "Yes." 'Maybe…went threw a fencing school to be able to do a Roman war re-actment, does that count?' Mental noting. "Why don't you have a sword?" "Errrrr…" "That was my doing, I forgot to grab them. With use of guns, we don't often find need for swords until we run out of bullets." "Bullets?" "like when you run out of arrows." "No one here makes 'bullets' if you happen to run out." Danielle and Kevin gave each other a look. "Well, if we pass threw where a weilder is, we know how to make them ourselves, along with other more powerful guns." "More powerful?" Aragorn sat down as if ready to listen. "Yes, these are only 45' millalete guns. Theres fully automatics that shoot out more then twenty bullets per second, machine guns that do about the same, sniper guns that have a certain thing on it so that you can see things far away and aim and shoot at from high distances usually…" "Who made these weapons? No man I have ever met carries these." Gandalf had started to listen, along with Glimli and Legolas. 'Oh boy.' "We do." Answered Kevin. "Could you teach us?" Danielle looked at Kevin. "Guns are not good things, in the future they will bring much pain and hate to man kind, for they demand to use them. Guns are very powerful, and where we come, are made for one reason: To kill another man. We do not want man kind to get they're hands on it faster then they already will, I'd rather we only teach it if we were in dire need." Aragorn looked confused and stunned, but Legolas and Gandalf looked as though they understood. "What do you mean, guns are made for man kind to destroy its self? Why would we do that?" Danielle looked up. "You should know this of all people, if man kind does not find a common enemy, they fight each other, Saurmon knows this, that's how they're being turned agenst you. That's man kind, there's no changing it, but what I can do, its keep dangerous weapons out of their reach until they make them themselves." Danielle stood up and put her gun back in its holister. "Is there hope that they wont do that?" Legolas had left, but Danielle could tell he was still in ear site, Gandalf as well, Glimli was stubborn. Danielle smiled and put a hand on Aragorns shoulder. "Yes, there is. Man kind is fallow kind, and you, King of Gondor, are a leader, as much as you may hate it. If you teach them the wrongness of their ways, you may change the world in more then one way." She smiled slightly and walked off. Kevin smiled and went to watch Borimor play with the hobbits. Legolas grabbed Danielle shoulder and he pulled her behind a rock, pinning her to it with his body weight. 'Oh my god…Bad thoughts! Bad thoughts!' "How is it you know so much?" 'oh god, oh god, so cute!' "cant tell you." "Spy!" "NO! Legolas…I…That's trusting you with a very dark secret…" Legolas face turned sympothetic. "trust me." He whispered. 'Oh my god, that is so unfair!' "Why? You cant tell the others, please, its about me and Kevin, they cant know, although, im sure Gandalf already does, but you still cant tell. Please understand!" "Legolas dragged her further off into a small wood. "Why is it you intruge me so? I need to know this, how is it you know so much! Are you a spy, I have to know!" Danielle smiled weakly. "No, hunny, I'm not, nor Kevin." She caressed his cheek not being abel to stop it. 'Bad Move!' Legolas looked at her stunned. "Then what are you?" He whispered. "A girl from the raise of men in the year 2005 after you all destroyed the ring and the elves leave for the gray heavens." Now she couldn't tell if he was mad or confused. "That's how I know man kind will act that way, that's how we have such dangerous weapons, man made it to kill each other because there were no Orc left, so they battle each other for land and freedom. Because one cannot have good without evil, and good and evil rule our earth." Legolas still looked stunned. "You speak of wisdom of an elf, yet you are not." She smiled. "My step father use to say I was the smartest 13 year old he had ever met…" She frowned. "I miss him and mother." "What is a step father?" "It is where he is not your blood father, but married to your mother." Legolas nodded, letting his grip on her losen. "What happened to them?" Danielle looked down. "nothing, I ran away with Kevin, that's how we got here, we ran into a wood, and then suddenly, we could no longer hear the sound of our world…" Legolas smile slightly, and pushes her beenie up and kissed her forehead. "You are smart." He walked away. 'Oh my god oh my god oh my god!'
A/N: Okay this would have been longer but my computer is like two seconds from complete lock up, tell me how im doing please! REVIEW!