Y: Hey Kurama you ok? And why are you handcuff to StR /perverted grin/ Kurama you fox!
K:NO! She decided she values her life more than me going to sleep, or going to the bathroom, or to shower.
StR: I'll let you go if Hiei won't kill me.
H: Guess you're never letting go /sharpening katana/
K: Hiei I'll give you two gallons of ice cream if you don't kill her!
H: Ok.
K: Yes! Now go get the key StR.
StR: Key? Um what key?
K: Your kidding me, right?
StR: Um no…
K: Oh no /turns in to Yoko/
Yo: That's ok now I can take better advantage of you.
StR/gulp/ OK every one look for the key. Hurry! You sniff for it!
Yo: I'm a fox not a dog.
StR: Well foxes are in the k-9 family like dogs. So go!
Yo: I don't know what it smells like.
StR: like metal! Dud!…Um no that's a crow bar… No that's Hiei's sword…No that's not even metal/sign/He's doing this on purpose. This might take a while. Enjoy.
"Between two evils, I always like to take the one I haven't tried before."
-A. J. Liebling
'Kyoto'
)princess(
/action/
Chp 13: Fire Blade
Last time: " Um Yusuke Urameshi you won so can you get off now unless you want to fight?"
"No that's ok sorry!"
"Ok Next up is Rei from Team Urameshi and Yoshi aka Yoshimi the Team Captain! This should be an interesting fight!"
'I have to fight the team captain? Isn't that yusuke's job?' Thought Rei.
"You want me to fight Rei?" asked Yusuke
"No that's ok. It's my turn to fight."
"You sure?"
"Yeah. I'll be fine."
"Well…ok."
'I have a bad feeling about this… OH WELL!'
"I am Yoshi the master of swords and wind( he's a demon)! Any questions before you die?" Said Yoshi way to over confidant. Yoshi had short spiky gray hair, Gray-blue eyes, a scar down the left one, tan skin, he was well built, and average height.
"Yeah, just one… Did you know that Yoshimi is a girl's name?"
/anime fall –everyone/
"REI THIS IS NO TIME TO BE GOOFING AROUND!" Yelled Yusuke.
"I'm not goofing! He asked if I had a question and I did! Plus I think that's a good question!"
"/anime tears/ It was…It was MY FATHERS DYING WISH THAT I'D BE NAME YOSHIMI!" Cried Yoshimi aka Yoshi.
"/anime tears/ That's so sad! But you're so lucky/cry cry/ I wish my father was dead!"
"Huh?"
"Opps did I say that out loud?"
"Yes. Why do you wish your father was dead?"
"Um…"
'Way. To. Go'
)Better think of something quick(
"Well you know teenage girls! They always wish someone was dead when they're angry at them!"
'Good comeback. But technically if you're not a teenager as long as we're with you.'
)Yes but they don't know that(
'Whoa that was a close one!'
'/ 2 anime veins/ IS SHE EVEN LISENING TO US!'
)I'm not sure.(
"Alright let the second round begin! Fight." Said Koto.
"Draw your sword." Said Yoshi.
"/looks at her sword/ Why?"
"I always fight sword wielders. Once I beat them I take their sword as trophies."
"Then why didn't you fight Hiei?"
" Because he's behind bars. But don't worried I plan to fight him later. I just wanted to fight you first"
"Great. I feel so honored /draws her sword and everyone is like 0.0/"
"/0.0 slow turns into a laugh/ Hahaha! That's your Sword?" Laughed Yoshi.
Rei sword (a samurai sword) was rusty and old looking. It even had a chip in it.
"What kind of a sword is that?" Hiei and Kuwabara (being fighters that had swords)yelled. The just glared at each other.
"So it's old looking but it's is very powerful!" said Rei in a matter-of-fact tone.
"Sure! That sword couldn't cut paper, wet! Hahaha! No matter, I'll take it anyway." laughed Yoshi. He leapt up with his own sword in his hands and came down at Rei. Rei held her sword with one hand over her head to block. Yoshi's sword was an inch away when a force field crated by Rei's sword pushed him back. He stopped in mid air so he wouldn't crash into the ground.
"What was that?"
"I told you it was a powerful sword. Geez do you actually think I'd carry around a sword and not take care of it-"
'Yes or it won't of broke.'
'SHUT UP!'
'Just saying''anyway' "This isn't even it true form and your having trouble."
"Not it's true form? Then show me it's true form" Said Yoshi with a smirk on his face.
"No."
"Why?"
"Don't wanna."
"Than how do you expect to fight me. I'm in the air. Maybe if you show me it's true form than I'll come down."
"You really are clueless aren't you?"
"What?"
"Look at my feet." So Yoshi looked at her feet. They were flouting an inch above the ground.
"You can float?"
"YUP!" She said floating up to Yoshi's level. "Wind is one of my elements!"
"One?"
"Yup!"
'This should be interesting' thought Yoshi.
30 minutes later…
Both Rei and Yoshi were back on the ground. They had been fighting in the air for a while but decide they should fight with there swords on the ground."
"Ready to see it's true form?" said Rei.
"Yeah." Said Yoshi.
"FIRE BLADE!" Fire swallowed Rei's blade. When the fire disappeared
the blade looked like a giant fang (sorry I love inuyasha and his sword.) The fang was black with a whitish-slivery strip across the middle. The sword was to heavy for Rei and it fell to the ground making a dent in the ground.
"What? WHAT THE HELL HAPPEN TO MY SWORD?" she said
desperately trying to pick it up. out of nowhere a note pooped in front of Rei's face. She looked at the note and it said:
Dear Rei,
Your fang must have made it heavy for you. I figured that would happen. Your fang is why there is a white strip in the middle. Taking that fang out of you was so fun! (except when you hit me! 2 times!) You should have seen you face. Do you remember?
From the one and only,
Master Roshi'Yeah I remember.'
/flash back/
"You broke your sword?" Yelled a man with fading yellow hair. You could see a big bald spot in the back of his head. You couldn't see his eyes because of his bushy eyebrows. He had a beard too. You can tell he was old with all his wrinkles.
"Um yeah." Said Rei
"HOW?"
"A demon I was fighting smashed it."
"HOW?"
"Don't know."
"MY BEAUTIFUL SWORD!"
"IT'S NOT YOUR'S!"
"I MADE IT!"
"THAN YOU CAN FIX IT!"
"Your right, but I need something."
"What?"
"Just open your mouth."
"Like this." Rei said opening her mouth.
"Yes now bring out your fangs."
"Ok. Fangs of the tiger!" Fangs appeared in her mouth.
"Now widen your mouth."
"K. is ood? (translation This good?)"
"Perfect." The old man said with teeth puller outers.
"OW/anime tears. Hits old man/ What'd you do that for!"
"I need to connect the broken pieces with your fang!" He said with a big bump on his head.
"YOU COULD OF AT LEAST ASK FIRST!"
"Can I please use your fang?"
"/hits man again/ IT'S TO LATE NOW!"
/end of flash back/
"/looks back over note/ WHAT! YOU KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!" Rei yelled out loud. Then another note pooped out of nowhere.
You never asked. The note said.
"Hey that's my line." Then another note came.
I know.
"Note to self. Kill the old man."
"REI Watch out!" Yelled the gang.
"Huh?" Yoshi was come towards her. She had to jump out of the way and leave her sword behind. The sword went back to its previous state.
"Now the sword's mine! Wahahahahah!"
"I wouldn't touch it if I were-" Rei was cut of with a scream from Yoshi. The sword had shock him when he touch it and was know currently unconscious. "-You. I tried to tell him but he wouldn't listen."
"1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10! Rei is the winner!"
Rei went to go pick up her sword then walked back to the sidelines.
"Wow! That's a cool sword! Can I hold it?" Asked Yusuke.
"Urameshi! didn't you just see what happen to that Yoshi guy?" Said Kuwabara.
"Oh yeah."
"No it's ok you can hold it." Said Rei handing him her blade.
"Really alright /holds sword/…Hey why isn't it transforming?"
"Because you don't know how."
"Teach me!"
"What? No!"
"Why?"
"BECAUSE!"
"BUT-"
"NO!"
"OK! here."
"Thanks /puts sword back in sheaf /"
"Will Yusuke and Rei please come on the field? This will be a 2 on 2 battle!"
"What?" Yelled everyone.
StR: YEAH CHAPTER 13! GO ME! GO ME!
Y: Yes go you. You being the idiot that lost the key to the handcuffs.
Ku: Man look at all the keys we went threw and none of them fit /Looks at a pile of keys as tall as the ceiling/.
StR: Well at lest we got Yoko back to Kurama.
K: Yes but I don't know how long I can keep him in.
Y: Well I can't find any more keys.
Ku: Me to.
K: Well we did check everywhere.
H: Hn. No you didn't. Onna check your pocket.
StR: Huh /check pocket and brings out the key/ Oh it was there the whole time.
K, Ku, and Y/anime fall/
Ku: Shrimp did you know the whole time?
H: Hn. I enjoy seeing you suffer.
StR: Hahaha! Please Review! Oh the reason it's been awhile since I updated is because im was sick and swim practice.