Oh hell.
By: Butterfly Wolf
Sum: Danielle and her best friend, Kevin, who is a homosexual,(please do not take any offence) decide they have had enough of their lives. Kevin, whose parents is ashamed of his road, but still try and cares for him, has done nothing but hurt him. School kids taunt him, and his best friend Danielle is a suicidal girl whose family is not exactly stable. Her favorite thing to do in the world is write and day dream about better places, although very smart and logical, very cold and sarcastic. Together, they plan to
runaway into this wood next to Kevin's house.
But when they wonder for a complete 24 hours and find no end…but beauty beyond our pollution stained forest…they begin to realize, they are far from home, and maybe, their wishes are granted….
Chapter Five: I am so fucking cold…
Just as planned, the spy's had come, and they were forced to the montains…where Danielle and Kevin had never gotten closer to each other on purpose because they were so fucking cold. And Kevin hates hieghts, so between Kevin pretty much clinging to her, her being so cold she would no be surprised if she had frost bite, and Legolas kept watching her, still, which, even though like it friend wise…SHE HATED BEING WATCHED! "Kevin, hunny, I need to breath…" "Mmmph" "Master man, it is not male like to grab onto a women like they are your life force." "I'm cold damn it and I hate hieghts!" Danielle smiled slightly at Glimli, being that was the first nice thing he'd said to or about her…if one could consider that nice… "It is fine, Glimli, I do it back to him when I…" She didn't want to say scared… "Feel uncomfortable." Legolas walked on the snow. "Tis nuts." Muttered Kevin under his breath. "There is a vile voice in the air." "Its Sourmon!" After aruement one, and Danielle and Kevin moving to the inner side of the mountain, Gandalf said his incantation, and the mountain sent its little gift their way. Danielle felt like she was swimming, only this was a lot colder and weighed a lot more, speically when she was holding someone's hand. Kevin dug out first, then helped dig her out. "Well, that was refreshing." "Hes trying to bring down the mountain!" "Gandalf, we must go back!" "No!" "We must make for the gap of Rohan." "Rohan takes us too close to Isenguard!" "Gandalf, we cannot go over the mountain, let us go threw it, let us go threw the Mines of Moria." Danielle wanted to scream NOOOOOOOOOOO! "N-" Danielle clamped a hand over Kevins mouth. "Kevin, we best just not fuck with the journy." He nodded. "Let the ring barer decide…" "We will go threw the mines." ….." Well, ladies and gentalmen, out damned fate." Legolas looked down at Danielle confused, being he was the only one who herd the muttered respons. 'Nothin" At the doors, Legolas and once again pulled Danielle aside. "What will happen in there?" "I cant tell you." "Why not? You trusted me before…" "Legolas, this is not a trust issue, if I tell you what is going to happen in there, it may effect the fate of good, I will not take the chance of screwing up all of time because I decided I was going to run away. I refuse!" Legolas clamped his hand over her mouth and held her to his chest to make sure no one saw or herd them. He whispered in her ear. "Alright, My lady. I understand, clam your self please." He moved her hat up again and kissed her head. 'Oh my god, I could die, I could die happy! Oh my god…' Danielle smiled and kissed his cheek in return, which shocked him. One by one they made their way back to the others. Kevin's eyebrows nearly shot into his hair as he saw she was missing…again…with Legolas. Danielle moved and whispered in his ear, moving to sit on a rock. "You have a sick mind, Kevin." He grinned. "Pssht, and yours is any better? Mine was perfectly healthy until yours came along, god, contagous." Danielle flipped him off. "So, what were you doing, huh? Huh? Details, details, wouldn't want me to tell dear Borimoir your cheating on him." Danielle rolled her eyes. "pssht, whats there to cheat on? Please do, maybe he'll give up." "Well, only a little longer to deal with him." Danielle smacked him. "That was mean!" Glimli walked to where Legolas stood solemly. "Been wonder'n off with that witch again, eh?" Legolas nearly growled. "She is not a witch, dwarf, she is my friend." Glimli grinned slightly. "Friend? Or more? She seems pretty close to the lad to get too close to you though." Legolas looked up, his eyes showed a jelousy he just now got. "Do you think they are a item?" "Pretty close, they are, wouldn't bet on either side though, tend to fight a lot." Legolas nearly sneered. "I will have to ask her sometime…" "See lad, why else would you want to know?" Legolas gave him a look. "She is human." "So is Aragorn, and Arwen an Elf. Cant stop your feelings lad, I'm sure if you could then we wouldn't have nearly as many mixes." "She is still a child, even to human years…" "Still got more spirit then the wind, and the wisdom of an elf." Legolas's eyes went wide and he looked down quickly at him, giving him a anger confusion look. "Yes my lad, been watch'n you two. Witch maybe not, wise girl then, eh?" Legolas smiled slightly. "Wise girl…" "Now the question is, what's the lad in her legging's story?" Legolas chuckled, very good question. "Whats the Elvish word for friend?" "Melon." And the doors to Moria opened…or the Doors to Hell?
A/N: Okay, thank you all who review, question time cuz I love my reviewers!
Enyamorntuile: Hunny, what is it exactly that you want me to do? I don't understand your question hun, would you like me to make the font bigger?
A/N BIG TIME: Be prepared, after this there will be a Sequeal, where all their 'close friends' they make, will get sent to their time, only Kevin and Danielle are grown up now. Both assassin's and still working together, but their scars of life have gotten deeper since last they saw the light of the other world, and their walls are higher. Danielle has been a assassin/ odd job worker for a good portion of her life since she got back from middle earth, and spent 15 years in jail for a 'family' turning their back on her. They nearly left her stranded after wards with a debt to pay that she didn't make and she is begging to see past them. She's on her own again with Kevin, only this time the stakes are high, and shes trying to buy out a city with Kevins help, and throw in a couple of our favorite Middle Earth characters, you got a problem. Now they have to help Danielle and Kevin like they helped them, but can they do it? (okay, I admit now, I wanted Danielle and Kevin to be assassins because they play such a battle rule in this story. And going threw shell shock just didn't seem worth while, and I got the whole story behind them from Grand Theft Auto: Vice City as Danielle as Tommy Vercitte, and Kevin more like Lance. So bear with me.) : Name: Of assassins and friends.