Chapter 1 : Heat wave

HIYA! This is my first Naruto fic! Its kind of random but I like it, I want it to be funny and to try make you laugh! All reviews count! So read and enjoy, oh and I don't mean it to be a one shot, so you can expect more chappies!

A normally bustling village was now deserted. A heat wave had swept over the Leaf Village. Water boiled, mirages tricked the eye. Trees which usually waved were dead still, not even a shake or rustle of the leaves. The wind wasn't there to refresh their faces or to tussle their hair.

It was deathly quiet……….

"AHHHHHHHHH YOUR LATE!" Naruto pointed an accusing finger at a retreating silver haired man.

"I was lost on the road of life." Kakashi answered quickly,

"For three hours?"

"Well…I did help a dog with three legs on the way."

Naruto grumbled threats, he couldn't believe what rubbish came out of his sensei's mouth.

Sakura stood up in the shade of an overhanging tree, the shade was only a notch cooler than the blistering ground exposed to the sun.

"How can you shout at a time like this?" She wiped her brow with the back of her hand, "How do you even get the energy to shout?" she added…"Umm kakashi sensei…? I..I cant train in this heat…its just too much"

"I know, I know" Kakashi smiled wagging a finger, "That would just be mean!" His grin grew "That's why I have something special for you today…..call it…..my treat." he paused to let it sink in, "Now, follow me."

Sasuke got up from his position on the floor, his hair was matted, the way it does when you have run your hand through it too many times. He un questionaly walked up to Kakashi who was bracing himself to go.

Sakura automatically followed his lead after Sasuke. She set of after them with a huff.

Naruto followed closely, mostly because of curiosity (and annoyance for being told to move on a day like this) and by Kakashi. He sped of after them.

Kakashi led them to the wood that surrounded the village, and offered shelter from the scorching heat, the trees grew closely together as they weaved in and out of them.

They hopped from branch to branch , the heavy shade let flickers of sun light through the foliage of leaves. Naruto caught up with Kakashi as they continued through the undergrowth. Scenery passed under there quick feet.

"Are we there yet?" Naruto asked him as he pushed aside some foliage.

"Actually……"Kakashi said, slowing down " Yes we are."

Sakura and Sasuke skidded to a halt behind them, waiting for the next instructions from Kakashi. He looked around,

"From here on we walk…keep quiet" They all noticed the serious edge in his voice. He looked at their faces, all of them resembled the same serious face.

"shh" He put a finger to his lips, and flicked his wrists, indicating for them to follow.

Kakashi scaled a nearby bulky tree and crawled onto a branch hanging over a clearing. Naruto heard chatter and shouting, he followed the noise behind the bushes. He snuck in the bush and peered out into the clearing.

Sakura appeared behind him, and gave him a questionable look, casting her gaze to match Naruto's, Looking out at the scene folding in front of them.

Sakura opened her mouth to shout something, a hand clamped over her mouth. Sasuke appeared behind her quieting her up. He watched what was happening.

Naruto cast his eyes up at Kakashi who was flat on his stomach watching someone intently in the clearing.

Shikamaru was propped on his elbows gazing at the unhurried clouds, he obviously sensed their presence because he turned his head to look at the bushes, he smiled slightly, and returned his gaze upwards again.

Shouting was heard again, Kiba and Lee were in a headlock, a muffled cry of "Springtime…….Youth!" was heard being yelled. Gai sensei was trying to pry them apart. Akamaru was playfully yapping at their feet, snapping at their ankles, wagging his tail and jumping in excitement.

Ino, Hinata and Tenten were sitting in a group talking with Chouji on the outskirts of the group sitting cross legged, eyes cast downwards, complete focus on the crumpled packet of crisps.

Asuma was laughing at Lee and Kiba's tossle, a half burnt cigarette coming out of his mouth to the side. His face turned up in a big grin. Shino and Kurenai sat on the outskirts of the clearing in the shade, watching with interest at the boys fight and Gai trying to stop it.

Gai had his back to the tree which held Kakashi in, Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto all watched Kakashi, he didn't move, they all saw his muscles tense………

"AHHHHHHHHHHH HOLY PINK ELEPHANTS!" Gai screamed, flapping his arms wildly running around, his eyes two white circles. Kakashi was on the floor, clutching his sides from the fits of laughter that was building up inside him.

Naruto ran out from hiding and joined Kakashi pointing and laughing at a distressed Gai sensei, the whole group went silent, except from the muffled laughter of Kakashi and Naruto, it seemed to take a while for Gai's outburst to sink in. Asuma roared with everyone else, everyone rushed over to them. Sasuke and Sakura ran out to catch up with everyone.

Gai sensei was doubled over, trying to catch his breath back. The laughter was cut off because Lee made a face that made you feel like you have just kicked a puppy.

'Damn you Kakashi!' Gai yelled mentally, holding a clenched fist in the air, his dark aura smoked around him. 'How dare you sneak up on me!'

Kakashi and the other sensei's separated from everyone to talk quietly away from the teens.

Once everyone had calmed down Naruto went to great everyone, "Hi thick brows! Hi loud guy! Hi Hinata!" Naruto went around in the group, Akamaru's eyes lit up, so many people, he ran through their legs yapping excitedly.

Shikamaru strolled over to the reunion,

"Hey lazy ass!" he heard Naruto yell from somewhere, 'Gods….how troublesome' he thought, 'What an idiot.' Shikamaru scowled, 'And it was so peaceful before he came.'

Kiba and Naruto were already starting a fight when Asuma ambled over to the exited group.

"Hey hey!" He called over the noise, "Now…I bet you are wondering why your sensei's brought you here…right?" Asuma paused,

"Damn right we are!" Naruto called from the crowd.

"heh heh" Asuma smirked, "well I can see your spirited, anyway, all of us thought that we would give you some fun from all that training…Gai!"

Gai called from behind him.

"Can you bring it in!" Asuma turned his head to shout it.

Gai disappeared into the foliage on the outskirts of the clearing, he came back after a while, the top of his head was barely visible behind the wooden structure. He was wheeling in a massive wheel barrow, inside was hundreds of different coloured balloons, all wobbling when the wheel snagged on a stray rock.

He wheeled it over to were Asuma was and took out a pack of face paints from beneath the balloons.

"Now….who's clever and can tell me what we will be doing this afternoon?" Asuma smirked.

Shikamaru lazily raised his hand looking bored, then Lee, then Sasuke, Hinata, Ino, Tenten, Chouji, Kiba, Shino and Sakura, Naruto stood there his brows furrowed as he tried to think.

"Well, at least some of you get it," he cast a look at a distressed Naruto. "heh heh, ill explain anyway…"

Well that's for my first chapter, I hoped you liked it! Ill keep on going if I get a couple of reviews hehe! Tell me if its short/long good/bad tell me! What do you think it is? Hehe!

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