Oh hell.
By: Butterfly WolfSum: Danielle and her best friend, Kevin, who is a homosexual,(please do not take any offence) decide they have had enough of their lives.
Kevin, whose parents is ashamed of his road, but still try and cares for him, has done nothing but hurt him. School kids taunt him, and his
best friend Danielle is a suicidal girl whose family is not exactly stable. Her favorite thing to do in the world is write and day dream about
better places, although very smart and logical, very cold and sarcastic. Together, they plan to
runaway into this wood next to Kevin's house.
But when they wonder for a complete 24 hours and find no end…but beauty beyond our pollution stained forest…they begin to realize,
they are far from home, and maybe, their wishes are granted….
Chapter Six: I hate heights I hate heights I hate…
Foolishness never fails in this story, Pippin had pissed off the big…what ever it is in the water and they were at ground zero. "Eye! Shoot i
in the eye!" Danielle aimed and shot, along with Legolas. Kevin tackled her and pushed her into the mine before the ceiling came down on
her head. Kevin grabbed his gun and turned on the flashlight, Danielle doing the same. "We have no choice…we must face the long and
dangerous road of Moria…Be on your guard, there are much worse things then Orc in the deep places of the earth." Danielle shuddered.
Legolas slowed and walked back with her and Kevin. Kevin looked at him oddly, not use to this. It was usually just them trailing behind.
Legolas walked on the other side of Danielle, trying to comfort her. Kevin gave a slight sneer. Danielle looked up to make sure Pippin still
had Bibi. She sighed in relief, and looked around, to make sure no one was looking, and slipped her hand into Legolas's. His eyes went wide and he glanced at her…she was scared. He smiled sqeezing her hand gently.
Kevin sighed. "I Have no memory of this place…"
Legolas pulled Danielle to the side. "What is wrong?" He asked. "I…You will see…Not only that…I don't mind heights, Kevin hates
them, but I do not think I can run across a bridge." Legolas hugged her to him. "You will do fine." Danielle nodded agenst his chest.
Legolas looked down at her. "Speaking of Kevin, are you two…?" Danielle rolled her eyes. "Hell no, we always get asked that! Kevins
gay! Means he like other guys!" Legolas looked down wide-eyed. "Only man I have ever known to take such a path and be excepted.
Danielle made a frown. "Well, I always excepted him, but then his parents found out…and his dad didn't like it so well…" Danielle got a
sudden confused look. "Hang on, you mean Elves like the same sexes?" Legolas chuckled. "Some do, we except all others." Danielle
grinned. "Is Haldir from Lorien' like that?" Legolas's eyes got wide. "How did you guess!" "Oh my god, Kevin loves him!" Legolas kinda
side glanced. "Well…" Danielle almost jumped for joy. Kevin might finally be happy!" "Danielle, Legolas, we're moving on now!" Now
she wanted to shoot him. "Kevin, Kevin, your thumbs up your ass!" "Already checked, sorry, didn't work." Legolas just closed his eyes
not wanting to know.
Glimli gasped. "NO!" He ran to where a light shined down on a skeleton dwarf. "No, no, no, no!" "He is dead then…" Danielle already
made sure both her guns were fully loaded. "Kevin! Load up!" Kevin nodded, pulling out his rounds, making sure he was full. Danielle put
her hood up and faded into a black corner. "We cannot get out…We cannot get out…They are coming…" CRASH! BANG! BOOM!
BANG! Bang! Boom! "Fool of a took! Next time throw your self in a rid us of your stupidity!" …..dun……..dun…..Dun…DUN DUN
DUN DUN DUN DUN! "Orc!" Legolas looked around for Danielle, then caught a glimps of her hidden in the corner with her gun aimed
at the doors. "They have a cave troll…"
"Let them come" "ARAH!" "Someone's not happy!" Danielle jumped out of her corner, killed 7 Orc, and climbing up to get a better shot
at the Troll. Kevin got the idea and did the same on the other side. "Fire!" Each shot him about five times in the head. Legolas finished him
off with his arrows. Frodo still got…err…near stabbed, Aragorn knocked out. "Get'em up, up now!" Frodo was breathing again and
Aragorn with it. They made a break for the great hall, where they were surounded by Orc and Goblens. "You know, theses things get
uglier and uglier each time I see them." 'Kevin shut up!"
BOOM!
BOOM!
They scattered like mice. "Uh…" Danielle and Kevin already started running. "Its beyond any of Danielle jumped the cliff already, and
Kevin stopped dead when he saw it was a cliff with a nice river of flame and lava under it. "Kevin, come on, jump! I wont let anything
happen to you! Remember? You can jump better then I can, now jump so you don't have to get tossed!" Kevin closed his eyes, running
and jumping. He slipped. Danielle grabbed his arm quickly. "Kevin!" Kevins eyes had tears in them, he reached up with his other hand and
only got crushing rocks. Danielle grabbed him with both hands. "Kevin! I need both your hands to pull you up! Reach!" Kevin reached on
last time, catching onto her hand. Danielle gritted her teeth, pulling with all her body weight and might, Kevin as well. "Mmmph!" Kevin
once again landed on top of Danielle on the rock. She smiled and kissed his cheek, getting up and pulling him up so they wouldn't be in the
others way. "Told you I wouldn't let anything happen to you…" Legolas pulled Borimoir back so he didn't fall over. Danielle and Kevin
back up to give them plenty of room. Danielle had her guns out again, aiming at the goblens. One by one they jumped over, until three at a
time and it broke. "Lean forward!" Danielle and Kevin ran away to start it out. "I don't like fire, I don't like heights, I don't like fire, I
don't like heights, I don't like fire, I don't like heights, I don't like…" "KEVIN SHUT UP!" "Gandalf!"
A/N: Okay, did this help any? Double spaced? Okay, thank you all for your reviews, love'em KittyKat and Enya…hunny your name is
too long… Next chap we get to go to Loriea and see what gifts await Kevin and Danielle…
A/N BIG TIME: Be prepared, after this there will be a Sequeal, where all their 'close friends' they make, will get sent to their time, only
Kevin and Danielle are grown up now. Both assassin's and still working together, but their scars of life have gotten deeper since last they
saw the light of the other world, and their walls are higher. Danielle has been a assassin/ odd job worker for a good portion of her life since
she got back from middle earth, and spent 15 years in jail for a 'family' turning their back on her. They nearly left her stranded after wards
with a debt to pay that she didn't make and she is begging to see past them. She's on her own again with Kevin, only this time the stakes
are high, and shes trying to buy out a city with Kevins help, and throw in a couple of our favorite Middle Earth characters, you got a
problem. Now they have to help Danielle and Kevin like they helped them, but can they do it? (okay, I admit now, I wanted Danielle and
Kevin to be assassins because they play such a battle rule in this story. And going threw shell shock just didn't seem worth while, and I got
the whole story behind them from Grand Theft Auto: Vice City as Danielle as Tommy Vercitte, and Kevin more like Lance. So bear with
me.) : Name: Of assassins and friends.-- Tell me what you think of this idea