Disclaimer: I don't own anything from gundam wing…. Well maybe you can count the show that I bought at Pacific Mall in Toronto for…. $ 40 BUCKS! o well it was worth it

Cloud- a random character that I had made up…. So proud of myself…. eh hehe

Anyways on with the story

" What do you think they are doing in their Duo?" asked Cloud as he zoomed in on the cabin that for some reason the windows were getting fogged up.

"I dunno you have the only pair of binoculars ya noe…" Duo said as he crossed his arms.

"Oh right sorry about that. Ok so Heero rented to cabin for the weekend right… so then he invites Relena to go with him and leave his bestest best friends in the whole world behind to work at preventers while he gets to relax on a beach with the Queen of the world, and which I remind you I think is a total bitch…uh don't tell her I said that" Cloud said an he got on his stomach, moving the bushes for camouflage on the hill they were using to spy on Heero and the former Queen. Duo had followed suit hoping for a chance to use the binoculars but the chance not coming anytime soon.

" Wow they must have the heater on max! I mean come on a heater in the dead of summer… what waste electricity! I mean come on," Cloud said before he felt a hard slap and was now looking at the green grass.

" Will you hurry up already? I want to see what is going on too ya know you're not the only one!" Duo snapped as he tried to take the binoculars from Cloud.

"Dude if you do that again I will kill you ya know or I will rat on you went is over, you choose" Cloud said as he turned around. But only to see a huge nose.

"Yo have you ever heard of plastic surgery, cuz that thing is HUGE! You can even see your nose hairs! Like ewww!" Cloud said as he tried to see up Duo's nose. Only to be punched away. But lucky for Cloud he got a better view of what was going on in the cabin.

" Wow… who woulda thought" Cloud said as he zoomed in on the cabin.

" What do you mean wow, tell me what is going on? Tell me for gods sakes!" Duo said as he grabbed for the binoculars.

" I think Heero wants smoats… or whatever my dad said…" Cloud said as he zoomed in more.

"Ok what the hell does that mean? Definition please" Duo said as he stomped his foot. After awhile when Cloud didn't answer he picked Cloud up by his shirt and shoot him.

" What the hell does smoats mean you bloody dumbass! Tell me now or you wont live too see your next birthday" Duo said as he was getting ready to strangle Cloud who unfortunately still and the binoculars stuck to his face. Cloud took awhile before he answered.

" I means to want to kids with the person in the cabin… what else would it mean?" Cloud said as he dropped the binoculars and broke out of Duo's hold and just stared at the man who was showing sings of shock.

" Yo! Duo are ya still there?" Cloud asked as he snapped his fingers in front of Duo, which had worked, or made him insane.

" O… ok…WHAT THE FUCK! Heero you re too young to have kids think of the future! but not in that way" Duo said as he ran down the hill towards the cabin. Cloud sighed and laid back down.

" Preventers…. Uh I might need back up at the cabin Heero rented" Cloud said though his walkie-talkie.

"Yes sir we'll be there right away!" The voce on the other end said.

" Man that guy has a death wish…" Cloud said as he watched the commotion from the hill, or rather a naked Heero beating a worried Duo into a pulp. Cloud sighed and prayed that help for Duo would come soon.

THE END

Authors Note: I would like to thank ME, Myself, and I for thinking of this wonderful idea… o and that's dad for the weird saying even though I changed it from our cat to Heero… don't hate me anyways review! D