StR: GUESS WHAT!
K: What?
StR: I Got 11 reviews!
Y: yeah.
StR:p you're just jealous
Y: yeah real jealous
Kuwabara: Hey guys where's the shrimp
StR: I Was mad at him so I gave him a free ice-cream sundae coupon to Dairy Queen. OK ENJOY!
Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own.
H. G. Bohn
Chp 15: Home movies 1
"Soooooo Bored!" said yusuke lying upside down on the couch so his head was on the floor. Kurama was reading a book, Hiei was on the windowsill, Rei was doing the same thing as Yusuke, and Boton, Yukina, Shizuru, Kuwabara, and Keiko were playing cards. They didn't have a match today and it was raining so they stayed inside.
"Yes yusuke we know. It's the 5th time you said it." Said Kurama
"I know but I am…Hey Rei?"
"Hm?"
"Go call your friends."
"Why?"
"Because I'm bored."
"Ok." said Rei. She did a summersault (?) off the couch and went to the phone. "HI!"
"…"
"No."
"…"
"I Swear I didn't do it!"
"…"
"I was here the whole time! How could I?"
"…"
"See!"
"…"
"Ummm…Why did I call?"
"…"
"I am NOT a baka! Oh I remember! Do you want to come over?"
"…"
"Because we're bored."
"…"
"YEAH! See you soon! B- Hey she hung up!" Rei said as she went back over to the couch
"What was that about?" asked Boton
"Huh? OH! Zoe said I broke her CD player."
"Did you?" asked Yusuke
"NO!"
Ding-dong
"That was quick." Said Kurama. Seeing no one was getting up to get it he answered it. "Hello. Come on in."
"Thanks Kurama." Said Ami. She looked at Rei who was in the same position as yusuke (yusuke never moved) "Rei why are you coping yusuke?"
"I'm not. He's coping me."
"No I'm not! I was here first!"
"Yes but I thought of it first."
"What!"
"Yup!"
"Huh?"
"HI!"
"hi?"
"Did you know that you're not crazy until you answer yourself."
"Where did that come from?"
"I don't know."
"Will you two SHUT UP!" Yelled a pissed Zoe going over to the window by Hiei and sitting on it (the window was like one on those windows with 3 of the put together.)
"Geez! What's wrong with you?" asked Rei sitting on the couch Indian style.
" Her CD player broke remember?" said Zach who was sitting by Rei
"Oh ya." Said Rei "Hey Ami what's in the bag?"
"Well since all of you are so bored I decided that we should watch some home movies."
"Home Movies?" said Rei kind of nervous
"Yup! It would get a chance for your new teammates to get to know you better."
"Lets watch it now." Said Yukina
"ok." Ami said as they popped in the movie. Everyone gathered around the TV.
Movie (everything in the movie will be in italic and when the gang talks it will be regular)
The movie started out in front of a Dojo with Ayame and Rei working in the front yard bagging up ornamental grasses (they look like tall wheat and they're a pain because after winter you have to cut them because they get to tall.)
"Why are we cleaning up the Dojo again?" asked Ayame
"Because if we didn't go to that Spirit Guardian convention then we had to clean up the Dojo." Said Rei
"And why aren't we at the convention again?"
"Because we're grounded."
"And whose fault is that?"
"Yuu!"
"Is not!" said the person from behind the camera.
"Who's Yuu?" asked Kuwabara
"He's a friend. Also a spirit guardian and loves to film." Said Zach
"Love is an understatement. More like obsessed." Said Rei
"This stuff is itchy!" wined Ayame "And why aren't you helping Yuu?"
"Because Sensei said to film your every movement." Said Yuu
"Why does he think we're going to burn everything down!" said Rei
"Yup."
"AYAME!" Yelled someone
"Oh look it's Mrs. Habra (I don't know if that's a real name or not but now it is.)HI MRS. HABRA" said Ayame waving at Mrs. Habra. She had boy short brown hair (think of a cut that look's professional) and green eyes. She wore a brown suit dress thing that brought out her eyes. She was running towards them.
"Don't Hi me! Where is your Report. I want that 1000 word essay right know!" demanded Mrs. Habra.
/Movie Pause/"Let me explain this." Said Rei "Since Ayame is such a pervert he gets in trouble a lot at school. So his homeroom teacher (in Japan the people's homeroom teachers act like councilors(?)), that's Mrs. Habra, and his parents agreed that at the end of the week he has to give Mrs. Habra a 1000 word essay on what he did that week. He was suppose to give it to her Friday. This is taken on Saturday."
/Unpause/
"Essay, essay. Now where did I put that. Hmm." Pondered Ayame
"You know your suppose to have that in to me on Friday! It's a day late! Now give it!"
"Well…Look A demon/points behind Mrs. Habra/"
"what? Where/turns to look but nothing's there/ Hey there's nothing- /sees Ayame's gone/ AYAME! Which way did he Go?" Rei pointed towards the Dojo. "Thanks! Wait to I get my hands on that boy!"
"Rei you do realize that your helper with cleaning up the dojo just made a brake for it?" said Yuu
"…" Rei looks around at the many piles of grass they still have to bag and sighs.
/scene fades out then another scene comes up./
in the corner of the screen it says ceiling cam #1. Rei and a boy with blonde hair are carrying a heavy bookshelf. Ayame come running by.
"Hey a little help!" grants Rei.
"ok." Said Ayame grabbing the side of front of the bookshelf (Rei and Yuu were holding it by it's sides)
"Ayame!" Yelled Mrs. Habra running up to him.
"Hurry Mrs. Habra grab this!"
"Yes of course!" She said grabbing the bookshelf by Ayame. "Ayame… /Ayame's gone again/ ERR! HE ESCAPED AGAIN!" she let go of the shelf and ran after Ayame. Rei and Yuu lost balance and the self fell on to the sliding door( the one made you would find in a Dojo. The are very delicate.)
"Great." Said Yuu. Rei had tears running down her face.
/another fade/
The next scene had a camera that said Ceiling camera #2. Ayame was sitting at a desk and Mrs. Habra stood behind him.
"Now you don't leave until you finish! GOT THAT?" Yelled Mrs. Habra
"yes, yes I got it but I can't work why you keep looking over my shoulder." Said Ayame
"Fine, I'll leave but you have to finish that essay by the time I get back."
"Fine."
/yet anther fade/
this time it's back to Yuu taping. Rei was fixing the door that broke.
"AYAME!" Yelled Mrs. Habra running down by Rei (they were on the porch entrance to the Dojo)Mrs. Habra sighed and sat at the edge of the porch "I give up."
"Hey Mrs. Habra, here." Said Rei giving her a vanilla envelope.
"What's this/opens it and pulls out Ayame's essay./ WHAT? It was done the whole time!" Yelled Mrs. Habra "That kid he's going to be the end of me!" after that said she started to cry.
The screen fades then words appear and say the next day. Then the screen shows the Master Roshi crying and Rei standing by him.
"It's worse than when I left!" cried Master Roshi. He was looking at the Dojo. Half of it was clean, all nice a sparkly and the other half was in ruins. The grass was still not bagged, doors were broken and nothing was clean.
"Don't yell at me! I cleaned my share, Ayame didn't." said Rei
"Yes well get cleaning." Said Master Roshi handing her a mop and bucket.
"ME? WHY ME? I ALREADY DID MY JOB!"
"You're they only one that I know that can clean fast enough! You have 2 hours before friends of mine come over!"
"I didn't know there were still people alive from the dinosaur age!" Said Rei.
"Humph. Sit girl." Then Rei came crashing down to the ground. "Now you have an hour and 55 min left.
"Why me?"
"Good job Rei." laughed Yuu
"Shut up."
End of Movie one.
"YES IT OVER! STOP LAUGHING YOU TWO!" Yelled Rei. Kuwabara and Yusuke were laughing their heads off. Rei threw her shoes at them.
"OW!" they both said
" can't say you didn't deserve it, Yusuke." Said Keiko
"Hey! Oh well. Is there any more?"
"NO! NO MORE!" Yelled Rei
"Of course there's more." Said Zach
"NOOOOOOOOO!" "YESSSSS!" Yelled Rei and yusuke.
"Ok here we go!" said Ami as she pressed play.
StR: The End!
Y: YEAH!
StR: Shut up
Y: hey you never said why you're mad at Yusuke
StR: He would stop flowing me. Every time I entered the front room he was there just staring.
Y: at you?
StR: No out the window
Y: O…kay
StR: Oh sorry about not updating in awhile I was very busy. Ok Bye. REVIEW PLEASE.