GAHHH! It's Halloween, and I was going to post a story, but I never got a chance to write it. Expect one later this week, I guess. And I wasn't able to respond to everyone's e-mails yet because I had a horrendously busy weekend. I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Anyways, here's the chapter I promised you guys.

Last time: Tomorrow is finals and I have to figure out how to keep a soufflé up.

May 2, 563

Dear Diary,

Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry! I've been really busy. After finals, I was asked out by another class member. His name is Yamcha. He's a lot like Laranzo in many ways. For instance…

Both of them are so handsome. Laranzo and Yamcha have really dark skin, but Laranzo has a much stronger build than Yamcha, probably because Yamcha is from Earth like me. I don't know what it is about Guanan, but a lot of people here are from Earth. Anyways, Yamcha is a lot taller than Laranzo because the Royal Family is pretty short, and Yamcha also has a lot of scars on his face.

Both of them are distinguished. Yamcha is the son of a famous land merchant, but his mother made him take a cooking class so he'd "learn his lesson". Apparently, his mother caught him trying to sneak away from home and she wanted to humiliate him. I don't know what's so humiliating about this class, though, because more than half of the class is made up of men.

Well, the bad thing about them both is that they are extremely irresistible. I broke up with Yamcha today. Why? The bastard was cheating on me! I caught him with another woman! I guess that was for the better, though. He was such an asshole; I don't know how I didn't see it.

Of course, in my blind rage, I tore up Laranzo's picture. Maybe that was for the better. Would Laranzo have cheated on me? I don't think he would have. At least, I'd like to think that.

Funny thing about this city, I've been thinking a lot more lately. Oh, well. I'd better send home for some Scotch tape to fix Laranzo's picture.

Love,

Bulma

I just had to get Yamcha in on this fic. I used him to show a lot of Laranzo's personality because they're basically the same person. In fact, Yamcha and Laranzo's part are so close, I had originally planned to put Yamcha in Laranzo's place, but I definately didn't want to make Vegeta his brother, so I made up a character. Review, and happy Halloween!