Oh hell.
By: Butterfly WolfSum: Danielle and her best friend, Kevin, who is a homosexual,(please do not take any offence) decide they have had enough of their
lives. Kevin, whose parents is ashamed of his road, but still try and cares for him, has done nothing but hurt him. School kids taunt him
, and his best friend Danielle is a suicidal girl whose family is not exactly stable. Her favorite thing to do in the world is write and day
dream about better places, although very smart and logical, very cold and sarcastic. Together, they plan t
runaway into this wood next to Kevin's house.
But when they wonder for a complete 24 hours and find no end…but beauty beyond our pollution stained forest…they begin to realize,
they are far from home, and maybe, their wishes are granted….
Chapter Eight:I need you, please!
Danielle and Kevin road in Legolas's boat. Danielle laid limply onto Kevin tiredly with her eyes closed. Kevin rowed like he didn't notice.
Legolas frowned, but then noted public wise it would look better if she leaned on him. She stayed like that the whole way, not moving
once. Which was odd for her, being she even moved a lot in her sleep.
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They stopped for camp and Danielle got up the second the boat hit shore. Kevin tilted his head. She was acting weird.
Legolas told Aragorn about there being something wrong here, and then became aware of Frodo and Borirmoir missing. Legolas went to
Danielle's side. "Is she sick?" he asked Kevin. Kevin shrugged. "I'm not sick, I'm simply resting." Legolas nodded, slipping next to her.
Kevin slowly walked to where the fire was. Danielle opened one eye to look up at him and he pulled her so she lay against his chest. She
smiled and chuckled, closing her eyes again and snuggling close. "Didn't like me snuggling up to Kevin?" Legolas kissed her head in
answer. She moved her head up to his. "The Orc are coming." She whispered in his ear. He shuddered. "I know." "Borimoir is trying and
failing to take the ring from Frodo." Legolas looked at her surprised. "Frodo will run away and Aragorn will catch him and send him to
Mordor alone. Sam will run after him and nearly drowned trying to get to him. Frodo will save him and they will reach land." Legolas
turned his head quickly, catching her lips in his. Danielle kissed back, her eyes opening. Legolas kissed to her ear. "And what of you and
Kevin?" "I don't know, we're not part of the story. But Merry and Pippin will get taken by the Orc and Borimoir will die." Legolas
stopped and looked at her. "You know this and you knew of Gandalfs death?" "Yes, Legolas, but you must understand, you cannot play
with time. It could mean all the world's death. You may not win if I had told anyone. I can't risk that, I've told you!" He held her to his
chest. "I know, I know."
"Run! Frodo run!"
Danielle pulled away and pulled Legolas up. "Battle time." Danielle pulled out an arrow first, aiming and shooting, hitting first shot. 'Thank
god for Kevin's dad…Or Valar...' Danielle shot three more. Kevin battled near her, taking down a few off her back, using his sword.
Danielle whistled and then ran, about six fallowed, she lead them onto a rock, that leaned far over into the river. Once most were on, she
jumped off and shot with her gun at it, causing it to fall, but one grabbed her cloak, yanking her in with it. "DANIELLE!" Kevin yelled.
Legolas and Aragorns head snapped up. Kevin battled his way over there.
Danielle struggled in the Orcs grasp, its claw like hands holding and cutting into her, sinking her further in, the metal pulling them down.
Danielle's lungs felt like they were spasming, tightening, needing air to pain. She whimpered and yanked harder on the Orc's hand, as it
continued to pull her down. So far she couldn't see it anymore. She pulled out her Dagger and cut its arm off. Her lungs were so tight it
hurt, as she consintrated on putting the dagger back on her belt. She was seeing colors now, but she didn't let her self take in any water.
She began to try and swim to the top, metal still trying to pull her down.
Kevin un-did his gear as he went, diving into the water, swimming to where he saw her get yanked in. He grabbed her around her middle, swimming up.
Kevin gasped as he got air, swimming to shore. Kevin threw her onto the ground, Legolas keeping the Orc away as he tired to get her to
breath. "Come on, Danielle! You bitch, wake up! I need you dammit, please!" Kevin put two fingers between where her chest,
remembering she told him to always move two fingers down from there because of you push there you'll break a little stem thing that
comes down. Kevin pushed on her upper gut two times, and smacked her, getting tears in his eyes. Danielle began to cough up water,
turning over on her stomach to throw some up. She ploped back agenst the ground, gasping for air, then hugged a crying Kevin. She
looked and saw a Orc about to get Legolas and pulled out her gun quickly, hitting it square in the head. She sighed, getting up and started
to battle again. Legolas almost shed a tear him self.
When all was done…Danielle emptied the bag Borimoir had carried for her and put it on the boat with him, and they sent him on.
And now, their fate in this story was decided. They would fight with Aragorn, Legolas, and Glimli, until the end.
They ran for three days, something that made them both making a silent vow that they will never get mad at a car or the car for not going
fast enough again.
A/N: Okays, thank you all for your reviews. Just for the heads up, because of the Kevin/Haldir lovers, their pairing will happen after the
battle of helms deep. Kevin doesn't know he doesn't die in the book, if you read threw the complete chapter one it tells you he never
read the Lord of The Rings books, Danielle did.
Info: Danielle and Kevin's real names are Raven and Josh and are some of my best friends, that I thought would be great for this idea
because if anyone can show loyalty between friends, it's them. I know to those who read it may seem like Danielle is the main character,
but I don't really want it that way, but if you knew Josh, you would know he doesn't do a lot, he tends to kind of stand around with no
big move. Josh doesn't usually do anything he can fail at, unless he's with Raven, then he tends to do more. Raven on the other hand,
takes risk constantly and would do anything needed to be done, chance of failing or not. Which, to me is like they're each others missing
half's but, Josh likes guys and Raven's bi. In real life Raven has a gf right now, but still thinks Legolas is the cutest thing. Josh loves Haldir
and is single. They are not completely based off of Raven and Josh, but how they stick together and their personalities are, from there it
kinda went, so. I TOLD YOU THIS SO YOU KNOW IM NOT TRYING TO MAKE KEVIN THE TRUSTED SIDEKICK, IT
JUST ENDS UP THAT WAY! And if anyone noticed, I've been trying to make him do a lot more. See, the moral is, that Kevin started
out, not doing anything unless Danielle was there with him, more or less holding him up, or backing him up. But slowly, Kevin is going to
start doing a lot more on his own, he's starting to feel more secure. So if you're a Kevin lover, his time is coming soon.
A/N BIG TIME: Be prepared, after this there will be a Sequeal, where all their 'close friends' they make, will get sent to their time, only
Kevin and Danielle are grown up now. Both assassin's and still working together, but their scars of life have gotten deeper since last they
saw the light of the other world, and their walls are higher. Danielle has been a assassin/ odd job worker for a good portion of her life
since she got back from middle earth, and spent 15 years in jail for a 'family' turning their back on her. They nearly left her stranded after
wards with a debt to pay that she didn't make and she is begging to see past them. She's on her own again with Kevin, only this time the
stakes are high, and shes trying to buy out a city with Kevins help, and throw in a couple of our favorite Middle Earth characters, you got
a problem. Now they have to help Danielle and Kevin like they helped them, but can they do it? (okay, I admit now, I wanted Danielle
and Kevin to be assassins because they play such a battle rule in this story. And going threw shell shock just didn't seem worth while, and
I got the whole story behind them from Grand Theft Auto: Vice City as Danielle as Tommy Vercitte, and Kevin more like Lance. So bear
with me.) : Name: Of assassins and friends.