Chapter 6 : Water fight (finally!)

Hi, ok finally the fight will begin, iv stalled it for too long! Sorry, I kinda forgot about Chouji abit, teehee..I'll include him more promise! Ok I'll get on with the chapter here goes…

As Temari and Kankurou bustled about on the floor Sasuke thought this would be a good time to attack.

He lobbed a hidden water balloon at Ino, one of the main threats to his team.

Naruto saw this coming and pushed her out the way of the missiles path, it smashed into Chouji's stomach, who was behind her.

Chouji looked down at the wet patch on his clothes.

"Ah well, looks like I can concentrate on eating now!" He smiled happily, pulling out a packet of crisps and plopping on the floor.

Everyone sweat-dropped.

"Well, that's seeing the positive side of things I guess." Ino said rubbing her head and propped on her elbows. Naruto hopped up hands clenched up into a fist.

They forgot about the war waging siblings and looked at each other shifty. Who was going to make a move?

Lee's eyes were blazing he shot into the air pounding the ground with water balloons. Stray pieces of balloon scattered the ground. Everyone leaped into the trees at the last minute leaving the ground scarred and wet. Lee dropped onto a branch.

"Damn it, Missed them!" He thought, his eyes getting bigger in determination.

Ino watched the ground to see who would come out first. Naruto, not all for the waiting game jumped out and landed in the middle.

"Hey guys! Come out and lets have a fair fight!" He called.

They sweat dropped again. Shikamaru felt that he should smack his head in dis belief,but that would be to troublesome to do.

Water balloons pounded him from four different directions.

(A/N: Temari and Kankurou had rolled off somewhere by now, Gaara watching them.)

Naruto moved out the way and crossed his arms upset, pouting.

"Yo! That was mean!" He bellowed at the trees.

Shikamaru thanked Naruto mentally, he had just revealed the other teams positions. He signed at the rest of his group to their positions.

They all nodded in understandment.

Since Kiba was the decoy he stepped out to get in the way of Naruto.

"Ah, so one of you did surface!" Naruto exclaimed punching his fist into the air.

"I aint no wimp." Kiba replied loosing his cool quickly.

"Bring it!"

"Gladly!"

Naruto ran straight to Kiba pulling his arm back to send a punch at his face. Akamaru ran up to him biting his ankles in a vice grip.

Naruto whent chibi style tear streaming down his face as he shook his leg trying to get of the rabid dog. He hopped swinging his leg around trying to bash him into a tree by his eratic movements.

Ino saw Sakura oppsite her watching the fight, getting a balloon ready to chuck at Naruto. She started muttering her jutsu catching Sakura in her vision between her hands. She would be vunerable to attacck but she had her team to cover her.

Sakura was caught off guard as something entered her head to take control. Inner Sakura was also taken off guard so she could do little to resist the force. Ino looked through Sakura's green eyes.

'This'll be fun.' she thought happly. Sakura/Ino gave a thumbs up to Shikamaru. Sakura/Ino jumped down next to Kiba and Naruto who was in a headlock.

Naruto realizing that Kiba had no balloons on him tried to unclip one of his own.

Sakura landed next to him. Sasuke wondered why she would do that, she wasn't going by the plan.

Ino loved making Sakura look like a prat. Sakura/Ino grabbed a balloon and aimed it at Kiba.

"Hey wat do you think your doing!" Kiba growled at her.

"Getting rid of a pest." Sakura/Ino replied.

Sasuke realized what was going on, he searched for Inno with his eyes, a hand was draped down from a branch that Sasuke could see.

'That must be Ino's hand, she'll be asleep no doubt.' Sasuke thought, he looked to see if anyone was guarding her. He quickly wiped the sweat from the heat off his head and sprang to the female hand.

Hinata watched Naruto try to push Kiba off, who had grown stronger in the past days. She could still hear some bickering going on by the sand nins (they didn't completely disapear!) and Ino draped on the branch asleep.

Gaara watched both fights flicking back to his siblings brawl.

"I don't want to hurt you!" Temari roared.

"Don't worry I'm not planning on you hurting me!" Kankurou's voice was muffled as his head was pushed into the ground.

"That's it!" Kankurou bellowed. He threw Temari off him and jumped up. He pointed at her.

"Your frickin crazy! Just get the hell away from me!"

"Aww is Kank-woah cwancky?" She spat at him.

The sleepless boy pushed his way between them and glared at them.

"Shut up or I'll squish you both."

"Ha! Go away you little physco insomniac!" Kankurou blurted out. 'Ohshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit…'

They lapsed into silence.

"Im sorry Gaara, I didn't meen it!" He tried to see the expression on his baby brothers face. 'shitshitshitshitshitshitshit..'

Temari felt a great pity for her brother, she wouldn't let Gaara kill him without going through her to.

Gaara looked at Kankurou's desperate expression.

'He really fears me.' Gaara thought.

"Hey Gaara, I wouldn't kill him if I were you," Temari put a hand on her hip. "I mean, you need a male influence right?" Seeing this went know were with Gaara she tried again. "Ur..I need Kankurou to pick on…umm…he's your blood, he's a complete idiot!" She said helpfully.

Kankurou's face twitched with annoyance. "Hey that was nearly all bad things!"

"Yeah well…" Temari waved it away with her hand.

Gaara's mouth twitched for a mille-second that looked like a smile.

'god, I'm stuck with them."

He turned an walked towards the water fight only by unspoken curiosity, his arms crossed and his face not giving away any other emotion.

Sasuke landed next to a unconscious Ino. He looked around to see if anyone was there. A water balloon wizzed past his head and smashed into the tree.

Sasuke ducked and quickly took out a water balloon,not wanting the next attack to hit him so soon.

He drew his arm back to catch Ino when Shino sent bugs over his arm. Sasuke determined to get her still smashed the balloon down on Ino.

Sakura/Ino threw a missile at Kiba. Naruto threw a water bomb at Kiba. He ducked both just in time. The balloons were going at the same speed so they collided with each other above Kiba's crouched body.

Water poured down on Kiba, he rolled out the way just nearly missing the splash of it hitting the sun backed ground.

Naruto not hesitating threw another balloon with all his force at Kiba. Just realizing that Sakura was under some control by his team mate.

'Oh give me a break!' Kiba thought as he threw himself out of the path of the water bomb. It speeded past him and into the thicket of trees.

They heard a splash from the target Naruto's baloon landed on.

Gai grumbled to himself, his hair soaking wet. Wiping away his driping from his forehead. He sighed, he knew that this would happen.

Kakashi saw him and sniggered at Gai's wet face.

"I thought you were a master at dodging things." He whispered to Gai. "You realize what this means right..?" He asked a grin hidden behind his mask.

They had made a bet to see if Gai would get hit by a balloon and when that would happen. Kakashi guessed right, the first day.

"I must count the leaves on a tree then run around the forest in a day.." Gai said but with determination burning in his eyes. "A new day, A new challenge!"

Kakashi sweat dropped, "Yeah…you do that…" he looked over at Naruto through the trees. "Now we must punish the one who threw the balloon right?" He smirked.

He strolled forward into the view of the teams.

"Ah! Kakashi sensei!" Naruto yelled happily.

Ino decided to return to her body, Inner Sakura was trying to hit her repeatedly over the head.

"Naruto." Kakashi nodded. He looked around and saw the sand nins looking without any interest in the matter.

"Hi," Kakashi said to them. "Now," He turned back to addressing the group, "We have a slight problem!" He called out. "Someone has broken the uber major one rule that should be unbreakable!"

Everyone looked at Naruto accusingly. Naruto shrugged in confusion.

"You," Kakashi pointed at Naruto. "Hit Gai in the face with you balloon." Even saying it Kakashi had to chuckle.

Naruto laughed out loud.

"Well this means you have to be punished." Kakashi continued. "Disqualification!" He shouted out. Pulling a balloon from behind him he chucked it Naruto. It connected with his face.

"Yes!" Kakashi sniggered. He disappeared in a puff of smoke.

Shikamaru sighed.

Ino whent back into her body, she got up and felt a wet patch on her body. Looking up she saw Saske trying to get the bugs off him.

"Sasuke-kun!" She squeeled. Seeing him in distress she automatically came to is aid, forgetting he wasn't on her team.

"Shino!" She called. "Get these bugs off of him!"

Shino ignored her and walked towards them.

"Your done." Shino said simply.

She looked down, just realizing that she was caught out. "Aww damn it!" Ino cursed.

Chouji who was happily minding his own business cramming his hand in and out of the crumpled packet, only flicking his eyes up to see is friends fight. He savoured the last crisp, scrunching up the packet he lifted himself off the ground, wandered over to a blank Gaara and sat next to him.

'heh…what the hell.' he thought as he imitated the moody posture of him, crossig his legs and sat with his arms crossed.

Ino looked at Shino, pleading in her eyes to let her Sasuke kun go. Shino took no notice of the big blue puppy doy eyes Ino was trying to pull off. The bugs were swarming over Sasuke's body leaving his head exposed.

He tried jumping away but the force of the tiny creatures were pulling him down. Shino unstrapped a cloud patterned balloon and pushed it into Sasuke's face. He squirmed and grimaced for the impact.

A green object flew out from nowhere and smashed against Shino's side. He looked down at the damp patch. His face as blank as ever. Casualy lowering his arm he ordered his bugs off of Sasuke's struggling body.

Ino looked in the direction of the balloon, Lee blended in with the scenery better than all of them he grinned, his teeth sparkling with an un natural whiteness.

Hinata shot out from hiding almost instantly from her safe position to hit Lee from behind.

He wasn't there, just the green leaves. She stopped, looked around.

'Ok…just look out for the sparkle, and then the ping sound.' She thought desperately, activating the Byakugan she turned her head.

Shikamaru lay his head back against the trunk, as long as he stayed hidden he could get away with not doing anything, of course there was interruptions of insults and the occasional crash sound but then, nothings perfect.

Temari let go of her brothers leg and dusted herself off blanking out Kankurou's objections she pointed at there brother who was being 'social' with one of the leaf nins.

Kankurou's shouting drowned out as he looked in shock at his little brother sharing his popcorn with a large kid who was sitting next to him.

He shrugged and climed over the bushes to get to him.

(A/N. Remember they rolled quite far away whilst fighting lol)

Temari followed but didn't dwell on the fact that her brother was actually talking to someone. She walked past more interested in the goings-on of the leaf ninja's.

Something possesd her to shout out.

"NARA GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!"

Birds flew in alarm from the sudden sound. Shikamaru sighed, something deep within him knew that this was going to happen.

"COME OUT YOU LAZY ASS!" she hollered again at the tree tops, narrowing her eyes in search of spikey hair.

He rolled over irritated not wishing to come out he called back,

"Go away woman!" he settled back even though Temari would search and destroy after him.

Everyone seemed to cast there eyes on a fuming Temari which is not pretty. She grunted and shot up her fan beneath her which she kneeled on.

Shikamaru senced incoming danger and decided that it would come even if he moved away from the sorce. A hand grabbed his neck from behind right through the trunk in which his head was resting on. Temari let go and pulled her hand back, she jumped around so that she was looming over the genius Nara.

"So you found me then woman." He said blandly.

"I'll wipe you out stupid Nara!" She growled her eyes sparkling in anger.

Shikamaru sighed putting his hand behind his head and closed his eyes.

"I'm sure you could wipe out the whole forest if you really wanted to. But I don't realy care aslong as you move, your blocking the light."

Temari clenched her fist, she realy didn't like Shikamaru in that moment. Gaara gazed knowingly at the tree in which Shikamaru was behind, a moment later he was sprawled across the gorund in front of Gaara face down in the dirt.

"Is that enough light for you?" Temari roared from the now broken tree.

"Yeah…thanks" Shikamaru mumbled, groaning as he pushed himself up.

'Why are woman so violent?' he asked himself pathetically. Rubbing the back of his head Temari jumped down in front of him.

"You happy now? Im down here, plus im open to be hit." He said sarcastically and added, "Wadya want?" annoyed because his head hurt.

"I just thought I'd tell you that your team is gonna lose without your help, and as I geuss your probably the captain and you shouldn't be hiding." She said tartly.

"Well thanks for that, you were looking out for the team." He snorted turning around to the sand brothers.

"HEY you flirting with my sister?" Kankurou shouted out the blue.

Shikamaru's eyes bugged out and sweat dropped in exasperation.

"What the hell are you talking about!" Shikamaru raised his voice.

Temari went blank her eyes hidden beneath her sandy coloured bangs.

" Kankurou" she rumbled, she disappeared then appeared in front of him in a flash. Kankurou realised two things in that second, one: he new he had definatly hit a nerve and noted it down for future blackmail, second: he was definatly gonna pay for the outburst, he was just hoping you would still be able to recognize his body later.

Hinata saw two round eyes watching her from behind a overhanging branch even though the rest of his body had camouflaged with the surroundings. She whipped around, behind Lee and smacked him on the back of his neck with a light blue baloon. His shoulders hunched automatically grimacing under the cold liquid.

"Nice hit Hinata-chan!" He grinned, quite happy because he was absolutely boiling in his green body suit and the cold water down his back were refreshing.

She smiled shyly of her instinct attack.

"Thanks Lee-kun."

"No problem! No hard feelings?"

"Nope." She smiled back to his blinding grin. "You should get back to your group now or at least tell someone your umm…well been hit." She added hesitantly.

Thinking about her odds she realized Shikamaru and her were the only ones left for the team! The others had Sasuke, Sakura and Kiba. 'Oh no, I hate pressure…I have to find Nara-chan.' She thought quickly as she heard voices coming from the clearing below.

She saw Shikamaru try to slyly slink away from the blood craving Temari and Kankurou's puppet (cant remember the name sorry!) standing in front of him as his fingers retracted and twiddled about. Temari had her fan out and was preparing to swing it.

"Ninpou Kamaitachi!" (Sickling winds) she drew her arms back to put it into full force when Shikamaru jumped up to stop her fan he grabbed a hold of it to stop it being sweeped in an arch.

"What the hell are you doing woman? You could bring down the forest as well as your brother." He growled pointing at a recovering Kankurou who held steady but was still shaken up.

"Why the fuck would you care cry baby?" She snarled back.

"Oh how I never tire of my nicknames," He said sarcastically, " You could have killed many animals with that thing and I don't want to find and deer within the death toll or people for that matter!" He snapped at her, releasing the grip on the fan he backed away from hitting distance.

Returning back to normal he casualy dismissed Temari's threats to skin him alive for being a nature loving freak and looked up at two misty worried eyes.

"Umm Shikamaru-kun? Are you done?" She asked quietly. "Umm…we are at a disadvantage now."

"Uh hu, I figured two against Sasuke, Sakura and Kiba." He droned, "What shall we do...what shall...we do." He muttered completely forgetting Temari's loud noises.

Jumping with Hinata into the safe undergrowth he closed his eyes and placed his hand thumbs pressed together and the rest of his fingers matching it below his chest. Hinata waited patiently for Shikamaru to return to reality, activating her Byakugan and traced her eyes through the leaves to the surrounding forest. Circling Shikamaru she spotted the figures of Sasuke and Sakura next to each other stalking around the clearing above their heads in the tops of canopy. She spotted Kiba on the opposite side crouched low on the ground with Akamaru sniffing the forest floor for their scents.

'We'll be found out if we don't move' She looked hesitantly at Shikamaru, ' and quick.' She added seeing the small dog ears twitch in their direction.

"Okay." Shikamaru's voice cut through the silence. "I have a full proof plan." Shikamaru bent his head to Hinata and whispered instructions to her quickly glancing over his shoulder at the slightest rustle of leaves.

Sasuke covered Sakura's mouth to stop her from squealing when a small black bug decided to crawl up her sleeve and make itself home on her arm. She shook her arm wildly trying to shake it off, eventually in her eyes Sasuke came to her rescue, flicking it off casualy and placing a finger on his lips. Then pointing down at the spiky hair which was just visible over the bushes.

Sakura nodded her head and stationed a small crimson balloon on her palm.

Sakura jumped down from the tree with a "haaa!" And smashed it into the black spiky hair. Flipping over she turned to see the Nara - her face turned dark and she let out a long sigh, clenching her fists.

A wooden dummy with spiky tree branches smiled goofily at her sprawled across the floor. She stomped her foot on it angrily. Turning she felt something hit her in the chest.

Looking down at the wet dripping patch on her front Sakura ran into the clearing to shout to the rest that she wasn't in the game anymore.

"Hey! Hey" Sakura cupped her hands around her mouth and hollered to the groups (including sand nins.)

Kankurou stopped insulting his sister and stared at Sakura, a trail of blood dripped from his nose and his mouth hung open.

"Sakura chan!" Ino sprinted into view from her watching place 'Ye she didn't like the girl, but know one deserved to be humiliated like that ' Ino pointed purposely at her own chest then waved franticly at her.

Sakura slowly looked down at her chest and saw a quite see- through patch on were the red coloring was supposed to be.

"EEEEEH" She squealed, wrapping her arms around her top and dropped to a kneeling position.

Kakashi appeared before her in a flash and wrapped a coat around her quickly covering the red girl he then stomped over to the blustering Kankurou and whacked him over the head with the ball of his fist.

"Sakura!" Kakashi called to the crouched girl. " Go to Ino and she'll get you sorted out."

Turning back to a scowling Kankurou he growled in a low voice, " You ever look at Sakura like that again ill rip the eyes out of your head."

Kankurou looked at the angry blue eye that stared at him. "Whatever, its only natural." Kankurou stuck his tongue out at the older ninja and turned around rudely, stalking away to find his brother.

"That goes for you too Naruto!" Kakashi called out disappearing back into his hiding place.

Naruto wiped his nose quickly on the back of his sleeve and grinned innocently at the rest of the group who were out of the game.

They glared back at him.

Shikamaru wiped his brow step one was a success, now to get rid of Kiba.

Hiya, theres a couple reviews being pervy and asked for a wet top scene, so I decided to do it for them! Kakashi is just like a daddy! Ah so protective! Teehee. Review Review - there's nothing I don't like more than peeps giving me a review!

I know, I know - iv tiptoed around the Main fight but ill leave that for the next chapter, I cant give away everything now can I?