StR: I'm all alone. The other's had to go on a mission. You know no one donated anything to the boys, so I got them stuff! I got Kurama a book on Makai Plants, Yusuke's got a video game, Kuwabara's go a stuffed cat, and Hiei well I didn't want to get him anymore Sweet snow and I didn't have very much money left so I got him sword… Well ok it's a blow up sword. You know the ones like those Giant blowup weapons you get a six flags. Well enjoy.

I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards

/action/

Chp 23: they don't get along very well

Last time: Who ever said 'don't judge a book by his cover' never met Joe. See here's how it was suppose to go: Rei fights Goro; Hiei fights Joe (who's powers destroy fire demons, he could of fought Rei to but since Rei is a half demon Goro wanted to get the credit.) and Yusuke fights Isamu (the one who hasn't fought yet). But it didn't work out so great.

This time:

"I can't get any closer folks! It's Rei Vs. Isamu, he demon who we've seen in previous fights knock out his opponents with a few simple words! Let's try to make this fight bloodier! Ready! GO!"

"You ruined our plans! I was supposed to fight Yusuke Urameshi!" Shouted Isamu

"Ya I know!" said Rei

"Ha! How could you possibly know? You a psychic or something?" laughed Isamu

"Ya I am."

"What? No matter." Isamu put a bottle on the ground in front of him. he started to chant in a language that no one has ever heard. Rei started to glow and blue light came from her (her soul) and went into the bottle. Rei 's head dropped to her chest. "there her souls gone and I win." Then a laugh came from Rei. "WHAT? HOW?"

"How soon weak demons forget." Rei raised her head and the white part of her eyes flashed red. "This body has more than one soul. Thanks for taking Rei's soul even though I'm still going to Kill you."

"Than I'll just take your soul too!" He started to chant again. And "Rei" just smiled. He stopped chanting. "IT DIDN'T WORK!"

"no way." Rei said rolling her eyes. Than fire came by Rei's feet and surrounded her. When the fire died down it was not Rei but another demon. She was tall (like 2 inches shorter than Yoko) long black-stripped orange hair with bangs, tiger ears on top of her head, cold gold eyes, two stripes on each cheek, long claws, strips all over her body, a black tunic thing (like Yoko's but for girls), and black slipper things on her feet.

"Y…your Kyoto Rei!" said a very scared Isamu

"It is the Legendary Kyoto Rei is here! This should be great!"

She chuckled. Her voice was like Rei's but lower and eviler. Then she held out her left hand and a fireball appeared in her hand. She was about to throw it but a voice stopped her.

"SIT!" screamed the voice. Kyoto slammed to the ground "WHAT THE HELL! THESE ARE SUPPOSE TO BE ON REI NOT ME!" she tried to pull then froze. She looked at her left hand. The fireball was gone. "uhh…that's not good." She looked around for it. Than she looked up and there it was falling. "SHIT!" she dove for it right before it hit the ground and caught it. Anime veins came around her head "DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD OF HAPPEN IF THAT HIT THE GOUND? KABOO!" she shouted to where the voice came from.

"Well I'm sorry I was just trying to protect Rei from being blasted!" said the voice. The voice came from a girl how looked like Rei, well except her hair was blond and her eye's were a light purple. Her hair was put in pigtails that went down to her knees and she had bangs that were pushed off to the side to show a golden symbol on her forehead. It was a crescent moon (like sailor moons) with a star over it. She wore a long white dress with a golden trim. She was floating in the air. " I know I cant stop you from blowing that guy up but at least get Rei back!"

"Eat her." Said Kyoto. Behind Kyoto camea shadow tiger with red eyes then more came out of no where but they had purple eyes. They growled at Princess (yes the blond girl is Princess but you probably knew that).

Princes began to form tears. "I'm sorry."

"Good." Kyoto snapped her fingers and the purple-eyed tigers went away. "Hey what ever your name is!"

"It's Isamu." Said Princess

"Whatever. Look I now you soul collator guy like old souls right."

"Rrrriigght." Stuttered Isamu

"Well I'll trade you."

"Huh?"

"With who?" asked Princess

"you."

"Oh me…ME?"

"Ya."

"WHY ME?"

"Because your old and dead."

"ya but-"

"You were the one that said that you would do anything to save Rei."

"I know but you already got Rei back and all those other souls he took."

"Damn she knew." Kyoto said while taking out 7 bottles. "Well I tried."

"Tried! Tried what?"

"Tried to get rid of you of course."

"/anime tears/ you tried to get rid of me."

"Ya. Here /throws her Reis soul bottle/ Koenma catch /throws him other soul bottles/"

"Um thanks." Said Koenma

"Now go away Princess!"

"But If I don't open the bottle near you, you won't get back in Rei's body!"

"Exactly."

"Bu-/smirk and floated down to the ground/ Ok Kyoto have fun in limbo. (Japanese hell)"

Kyoto was sitting on the ground crossed legged with the red eyed tiger lying next to her. "/ears twitch/ Huh?"

"Oh you know, if you don't stay in Rei's body for so many year you have to go to limbo."

The shadow tiger chuckled and Kyoto hits him in the head. "That means you to Shadow. Like I'd care if I go to hell."

"Oh but then you could never fight Riku because you know Rei is the Reincarnation of Riku."

"She's got you there." Said Shadow. His voice was like Fangs but deeper.

"SHUT UP/hit's shadow on the head/"

"Face it you lost."

"…"

"Don't forget about Isamu" growled Shadow

"Who?"

"The guy who's over there wetting his pants."

"Oh ya. Well I'll blow him up now." Kyoto got out another fireball

"Growl! (Wait)"

"WHAT?" Shadow just looks at her "Fine." Shadow lets out a loud roar and a whole bunch of Purple-eyed shadow tigers come and surrounded Isamu. Shadow let out another roar and the tigers all pounced on Isamu bringing him down into the shadows.

"Well I guess this means Rei wins the battle even though she didn't do anything. That makes team Urameshi the winner."

Kyoto walks towards the sidelines

"Are you ready to cooperate ?" asked Princess

"No." Kyoto said flatly

"Good." Princess opened the bottle and a blue light surrounded Kyoto and Princess. When the light faded Rei was back. She blinked a couple of times. Then she took out her gun and put her arm strait out. The gun was put to a familiar blue haired Boy's forehead

"Must you do that?" said Kyo

"Yes. Last time I saw you, you sent to Jackal."

"You don't remember?"

"Remember? Remember what?"

"If you put your gun down I'll show you."

StR: oooooohhhh cliffy! Why is Kyo Here! Find out next time

K: this book I very intriguing

Y/to into the game to speak/

Ku/Playing with Yusuke, cat on his lap/

H/holding the blowup sword/ What the hell is this

StR: Your new sword!

H/hits StR on top of head with it/ If I can't hurt you than how will it hurt a demon

StR: Fine! Be that way :P!