StR: Guess what everyone! My friend, you may know her as Ookami Aya (I think that's how you spell Ookami), says Hiei is like a coconut cream!
H: what?
StR: see is interesting and hard on the outside but on the inside he sweet and creaming and good on the inside! Or something like that.
H: creamy? I'm not good!
StR: yes you are.
It's a scientific fact that if you stay in California, you lose one point of IQ every year.
'thinking'
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Chp 24: They're back
Last time: Princess opened the bottle and a blue light surrounded Kyoto and Princess. When the light faded Rei was back. She blinked a couple of times. Then she took out her gun and put her arm strait out to the side of her. The gun was put to a familiar blue haired boy's forehead.
"Must you do that?" said Kyo.
"Yes. Last time I saw you, you sent me to Jackal."
"You don't remember?"
"Remember? Remember what?"
"If you put your gun down I'll show you."
This time:
Kyo put his index and middle finger together and put them on Rei's forehead.
"Soul separator!" He shouted. Two figures came out of Rei (like when Yusuke was fighting Suzaku and he did that thing where he made 7 of him). Guess who it was. That's Right Kyoto and Princess. Princess's eyes where like O.O and Kyoto's eyes where giving off that 'I don't care look'.
"That's the shortest time you've been in my body." Said Rei who was all so like O.O.
"I'm guessing Kyoto never told you." Said Kyo "Oh well. See you tomorrow." Than he vanished. Well actually he shimmered (like Coal from Charmed) away. Princess and Rei glared at Kyoto.
"Huh, did I forget to mention that?" said Kyoto.
"Yeah ya kinda did." Said Rei.
"You see how she never tells us anything important." Said Princess.
"Tell you important stuff. Give me a time besides this that I didn't tell you something important."
"Well…
/flashback/
Rei is fighting a big demon and he seems to be absorbing all her spirit energy attacks.
'Oh I forgot to tell you spirit energy doesn't work on this guy.'
/end/
"That almost got me killed!" wined Rei.
"Oh then there was that time-" Started Princess.
"I get it."
"Ok. Anyway I have some pay back for you two." Said Princess.
"What did we do?" Shouted Rei and well Kyoto just said it in a pissed off voice.
"FOR HURTING MY FEELINGS! And I will use this to get my revenge." She took out a green stinkball that has yet to go off.
"You take the high road and I'll take low road…" Said Kyoto.
"…But I'll get to Scotland before ya." Finished Rei.
"You wanna bet."
"Sure."
"Why are you so confidante?"
"Because she's gonna go after you first. See ya." Rei ran and jumped off the arena and took off flying leaving Kyoto behind.
"He he. She can have as much as a lead as she wants I'm still gonna win." Then she started to run and fire surrounded her. When it left a short time after she was running as a tiger made of fire with red eyes (it's kind of like Yoko's fox form just a tiger that looks like fire). The fire was controllable so it didn't burn anything. Princess started to get tears in her eyes.
"Koenma! It's horrible! She's turning more and more like Kyoto everyday!" cried Princess grapping on to his collar. "She wants to blow up things…well ok she's always wanted to blow stuff up but that's beside the point!"
"Don't worry so much." Said Koenma.
"Ok."
"I have a question." Said Yusuke.
"Yes."
"How are you here if your dead?"
"I was wondering that myself." Said Kurama.
"She has special permission from my father." Said Koenma.
"Why?" asked Kuwabara. By this time they were already walking back to the hotel well Princess was floating.
"Something about not fulfilling my destiny or something like that." Said Princess.
"What is your destiny?" asked Keiko.
"No idea."
"Are you really a princess?" asked Yukina.
"Yes I'm a real princess but your just have to wait and find out what I'm the princess of. I don't remember very much of my past so that's why I'm called Princess."
"Um…If you don't mind me asking how old are you?" asked Botan.
"I don't mind. I'm 5,000!"
Every one looked kind of shocked. Kuwabara was the first to speak "5,000! That means Rei's like that old!"
"Don't forget about Kyoto! She's um…1335!" Princess said very perky like.
"WOW! Rei is really really old!" yelled yusuke
"I'm only 16 right now." Said Rei form behind Yusuke. He jumped along with everyone else because of her sudden appearance.
"You really shouldn't talk about people behind their backs. And I'm only 1332." Said Kyoto from behind Princess and again they jumped.
"When did you guy's get here?" yelled Princess
"A few minutes ago!" said Rei
"Who won the race?" asked Kurama
"Kyoto did but she cheated! Than she hit me!"
Kyoto hit her over the head. "I DID NOT CHEAT! PLUS YOU HIT ME FIRST!"
Rei kicks her in the shin. " YES YOU DID AND NO I DIDN'T!"
"STOP HITTING ME!" She hits Rei again then they get in a big fight with punches and kicks and occasional biting and hair pulling.
"This is a perfect time to throw my stink bomb!" said Princess. So she did, making everyone cough to. But when the smoke cleared Rei and Kyoto had gas mask on.
"/cry cry/ NO!" wined Princess.
"Why do you have gas mask?" asked Kuwabara.
"I like to make things explode and sometimes that leaves strong smells behind!" said Rei with a happy face.
"My god she is like Kyoto." Whispered Kurama.
"What was that Fox!" yelled Kyoto.
"Nothing! Can I ask you a question Kyoto?"
"If you must."
"How did you get into Rei's body?"
"I don't have to answer that."
"She was trying to escape to the human world and King Emma caught her!" said Rei.
"And than I saved her from Limbo! I asked King Emma to have her be put in the same body as me!" said Princess.
"I was one when they came into my body and I didn't realize that they were apart of me into I was 7!"
"She always thought of us as imaginary friends!"
"Tell them out whole life story why don't you!" yelled Kyoto.
"Sorry." Said Rei and Princess.
"Hey Kyoto?" asked Kuwabara.
"Yeah."
"Why do you have the same name as a city?"
"/anime fall/ That was random! Because that's what my parents named me!"
"Okay, another question. Can I touch your ears/gets hit in the head really hard/"
"Does that answer your question?"
"Oh! Oh! I have a question! Why are Kyoto and Princess out right now?" asked Botan. Btw they finally reached the hotel and are now going up to their room.
"My powers need to regenerate." Said Rei.
"please explain Rei." Said Yukina.
"/nods/ see it takes energy to keep these 2 out of there chambers and that makes my powers unstable. So once a month or two they come out."
"I see." Said Yusuke having his hand on his chin and nodding his head like he understands.
"You don't get it do you?" said Hiei.
"not a clue."
"Don't worry it took me a year to understand it!" said Rei.
"That's because you have no brain. I'm ashamed to say that you're a tiger."
"Princess can you…"
"Yeah. Kyoto sit."
"Ahh/falls to the ground/" everyone laughs.
The minutes and turn into many hours. Ok it was only two hours. Kyoto was lying on the couch sleeping, Hiei was one the windowsill (surprise, surprise), and the rest were playing cards.
"I win!" said Yusuke.
/ding dong/ "I'll get it." Said Yukina. When she comes back Ayame's crying on her shoulder.
"Ayame what's wrong?" asked a worried Botan
"It's so sad!" said Ayame "Rei!" Ayame pounced on Rei while crying.
"Ow hey watch it!"
"Ayame what's wrong?" Princess asked.
"She broke up with me!"
"That's all." Said Rei.
"Ayame she brakes up with you every week. Then you get back together the next day." Said Kyoto who is now awake.
"But this time she means it!"
"That's what you said last time." Said Rei.
"But she already got a new boyfriend!
"/gasp/ who?" said Rei now looking worried.
"Brock Johnson!"
"NO WAY!"
"Isn't that the Jock who always hits on Rei and Zoe?" asked Kyoto.
"Yeah." Said Princess.
"GOOD! I was about to kill that guy!" yelled Kyoto.
"Poor poor Ayame." Said Rei.
"Yes poor poor me /stops crying/ ok lets play a game!" Everyone face faults.
"But, but yo-" Rei was cut off by the doorbell.
"I'll get it!" sang Ayame. No he really sang it like when Sigure does sometimes.
"No you won't!" Rei yells running after him.
/at the door/
Rei and Ayame open the door. They saw Kyo holding a leach, which connected to Fang.
"What did Fang do now?" said Rei.
"Destroyed half the training grounds." Said Kyo.
"Bad Fang!" Fang just glared at her. Kyo hands Rei the leach and she takes it.
"I must be going now." Said Kyo.
"No you must stay! We were going to play a game!" said Ayame.
"No."
"Come on Kyo! You have to have some fun!" said Rei.
"Why?"
"Because your only 20!" said Ayame.
"Do my chores for a week."
"What? Well…oh ok." said Ayame.
"Fine. What game our we playing?"
"You'll see." Ayame yet again sang.
/back in the living room/
"lets play truth or dare!" said Botan. Everyone agreed. Well except Hiei and Kyoto. They got Hiei to play by black mail /cough/Yukina/cough/ and with Kyoto well Princess just said Sit until she agreed.
"I'll go first!" said Rei "Kyo truth or dare?"
'If I pick truth It will ended up being something embarrassing if I pick Dare it will be something embarrassing. It's a lose-lose situation.' Thought Kyo. "Dare."
"Ok I dare you to…"
StR: I stop here!
Y: NO!
Kyoto: why is my name the name of a city?
StR: I've always liked the name Kyoto. Got a problem.
Kyoto: no.
StR: good. I think this is the longest one I have ever written.