The Walmart Story

"Wow! Look at this you guys!" Ron told his friends and family, he was looking at a site on something the muggles call a computer on the internet. "It's a site about a giant store called Walmart! Do they sell walls there?" Ron asked. "No Ron, they sell loads of different things at cheap prices. Well they call the process cheap. They're really a lot of money." Harry answered. "Really? That's cool! Can we go?" Fred and George asked. "Umm, okay?" Harry answered so Ron,Hernoine,Harry,Fred,Geoge, and Ginny all flooed to a fireplace that was hidden in Walmart.
Fred was the first one to find something of interest. "If we find something we like, can we try it on?" "Sure, the changing rooms are over there." Harry answered while looking at some shirts. Fred and George came back out a short time later. "Oh my gosh guys, that's not what those are for!" Hermoine said shocked. Fred had a black 'C' bra on his butt and a red thong on his head and George, well he had a lacy blue double 'd' bra on his chest and gray hose on his head, and a pair of childrens Dora The Explorer underwear on over his pants. Ginny stared in horror at her brothers. Ron and Harry started laughing so hard that they fell down and Hermoine just stood there shocked. "Guys, go get your clothes back on. NOW!" Hermoine said. "Sorry." They replied "But, don't you think we look sexy?" they said winking. "NO! Now go!" Hermoine yelled. And they turned around and went back in the changing rooms.
"Oh my gosh, Harry! Look over there! It's a mini motorbike! I want to ride it! Can we please? Please? PLEASE?" Ron said jumping up and down. "Umm okay." Harry said looking a little afraid. "YAYYYY!" Ron screamed dragging Harry towards the little motorbike. "It looks like its just you and me." Ginny said to Hermoine. "Yea… So… You want to look at the shoes?" "Sure." And they both headed over towards the shoe section.
About an hour later Fred and George came out of the clothes section and went looking for Harry, Ron, Ginny, and Hermoine. When they found Harry and Ron, Harry was underneath the motorbike that Ron was driving, he looked like he was dead, and Ron was on the motorbike asleep, with a bunch of banana peels around him. "What the bloody hell happened here?" George asked Fred. "I think that Ron ate some bananas, left the peels laying around, went driving, slipped on the peels, and ran over Harry." Fred concluded. "Oh well." They said and went off in search of Ginny and Hermoine.

They found them in the shoes section. Ginny and Hermoine were laying opposite each other and hermoine was laying against a shoe rack and both of them were covered in a giant pile of shoes. "What happened here?" "I really don't know." "Oh,well, let's go get something to eat from Mc Donalds." "Okay." And they went to go get fries from Mc Donalds. When they got home their parents asked them where everyone was and they said: "Oh, they're in some muggle place. They'll be back soon." They said, but they never came back. In the muggle newspaper the next day the headlines went something like this, "Three dead teens and one asleep found in Walmart.
This morning an employee who was opening after Christmas found four teens in a walmart, Two girls and two boys. They girls were covered by shoes and the boys seem like they had ran over bananas peels and spun out of control on a small childrens motorbike…"
The End

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