Ch.02: Sokka's Recommended Booklist

It's amazing how much of our population is illiterate. It's because of this fascination with bending, that's what! See Chapter 11: Why Bending is So Overrated later for more in this vein.

Anyway, I am a very well read Water Tribesman, and am now going to clear away my bias of Nations to weed out the best of the best in the literary world – even if it means having some Fire Nation books on my list. If you read the books on this list, your life is taking the next step in being fixed. And if you buy more copies of my book, and more people read Sokka's Recommended Booklist, the world in general will start to fix as well.

Sokka's Recommended Booklist:

Sokka's Guide to Fixing Your Life and the World in General by Sokka – The best book you'll ever read in your life and a necessity.

Music Night Increases Homosexuality by Prince Zuko – Drama, peer pressure – it's all here! Plus boy-on-boy musical angst.

Cabbage Farming and Its Intense Complexities by The Cabbage Man – Give a man a cabbage, and he eats for a day. Teach a man how to farm a cabbage while telling him all about its intense complexities, he eats for life.

Floozy Hunt by Meng – An inspiring and exciting tale weaving romance, innocence, and brutal murders of man-stealing wenches together.

The Lightningbirds and the Firebees: A Firebender's Guide to Puberty and "The Talk" by Fire Lord Ozai – Although pretty much for Firebenders only, it's still enjoyable and informative.

Having Perfect Hair and Being a Pussy and Needing a Girl to Save Your Ass by Haru – Ladies, the perfect books for you. Keep your locks shiny and beautiful with tips from this lovely hermaphrodite in the first volume, and then feel the strong bond of girl power in the second.

Waking Up 100 Years Later by Aang, the Last Airbender – This one actually sort of bored me but since this kid is the Avatar it's good to be on his good side, right?

Woman Warrior by Suki – This girl is so freaking hot. And the book comes with a pull out poster, YES!

The Pirate's Life for Me by The Captain of the Pirates – A memoir of sea life, pillaging, plundering, etcetera, etcetera.

The Right to Abortion: We Deserve to Make Our Own Choices by Appa and Momo – This one was very angsty and political, and a good read for anyone into that whole cross-species animal romance kind of thing.

Interesting Takes on Sanity by King Bumi – This dude is crazy but writes extremely well. Two thumbs up!

Fighting Modern Sexism and Equal Opportunities: Protests For Female Rights to Fight and Heal by Katara - The first one is okay, but the second one is kind of unfair. I mean, come one. They get to do two things? Pfft. And she talks about equality...

Uncle Iroh's Big Book of Tea and the equally popular, Younger Women and Older Men: A Match Made in Heaven by General Iroh - Keep your pimphand strong and make sure you get to tap that curvy cradle all while drinking the finest steeped teas.

How to Keep Straw Hanging Perfectly on Your Lip and Other Tricks to Being a Sexy Badboy by Jet - The whole thing involves lots of glue, waxing, and yoga. Not recommended to those afraid of tight, possibly leather, clothing.

Anal Probes by Admiral Zhao - We finally find out why he's so tight in this book of emotional poetry.

Shameless Hack by Aunt Wu - I predict that Aunt Wu has written a best seller. Read this.

Trapped in Engagement: Diary of a Scarlet Woman by Princess Yue - A very deep, scandelous novel of a woman in an arranged marriage. And oh yes. I'm so tappin' that.

Being the Avatar Kicks Ass by Avatar Roku - Unfortunately, he was a Firebender. But still, he was the Avatar. Which means he can totally kicks ass, as he plainly discribes in this colorful collection of short stories and poems.

Whew! What a list. Make sure you read them all. They'll improve your life, and then, the world. And make sure to buy another copy of Sokka's Guide to Fixing Your Life and the World in General.