StR: I guess I didn't make it clear that the photo was of the donations.
Y: GIVE IT TO ME!
StR: Can't.
Y: WHY NOT?
StR: Put it in a box, put that box in a bigger box, put that box in a safe, chained the safe, went on a boat and tied it to an anchor, then dropped it to the bottom of the ocean.
Y: YES! Now you can't black mail me/leaves the room/
K: Was that smart?
StR: Of course. I still have the negatives.
Most good judgment comes from experience.
Most experience comes from bad judgment.
/Action/
Chapter 30: Yuu not you.
Last time: Kurama was just getting out of the shower. He put a towel around his waist and opened the door to his room. He was about to change when he heard the door slam open and the something crash. He ran out to the living room to find…
This time: To find the whole living room trashed. The only thing that wasn't broken was the TV. He looked to his left and saw Rei throw the couch out the window.
"Rei!" He yelled. Rei turned around. Her eyes were still white. She blinked a couple times, closed her eyes, and shook her head. When she opened her eyes they were back to normal. She started to blush, and then she jerked back around.
"I appreciate you coming out here but could you at least put some pants on or something!" Rei yelled. Kurama started to blush.
"Sorry! Be right back." A few minutes late Kurama went back to the living room. He saw Rei sweeping up the glass that didn't go out the window. "Rei?"
"Sorry 'bout this. I can't always control my anger." She said not looking up from the ground.
"It's okay. What made you so mad in the first place?"
"Something Pyro said. I would tell you more…I want to tell you more it's just hard to say."
"You don't have to say anything. I'm going to go clean up over by the door." Rei looked over at the door. The door was only on one hinge and there was a hole in the wall from where Rei slammed the door.
"Oops. Oh, by the way I called someone to help fix the window."
Mean while with everyone else…
The boys had enjoyed there short training. Why was it short? Well because the girls were getting hungry. When they were by the hotel they saw the couch.
"Hey! Isn't that our couch?" Asked Kuwabara.
"No! Why would our couch be out here?" Asked Yusuke.
"No he's right! Look here's the spot where Yusuke spilt his soda." Said Botan.
"Why is it out here?" Asked Yukina.
"Kurama!" Yelled Yusuke as he ran into the hotel. When everyone got to the boys and Rei's room Yusuke slammed open the door and broke it again.
"Hey Kurama just fixed that." Rei said coming out from the kitchen.
"Rei what happen?" Yelled Yusuke.
"Did someone attack?" asked Kuwabara.
"Um…Sure works for me!" Said Rei.
"Rei." Said Kurama coming out of the kitchen.
"Oh okay. I did it! I did everything!"
"I knew it was you." Said Ayame that just happen to be behind Yusuke.
"AH! Stop that!"
"Rei why is the a couch outside the hotel?" Asked Zach beside Ayame. Besides Ayame and Zach, Zoe, Ami, Shin, Ichiro, and Yuu were standing outside the doorway.
"Because I threw it out the window."
"Why?" Asked Ami.
"Because! Why are you all here?" Asked Rei.
"To see if you were ok." Said Shin.
"I'm fine but I don't think Hiei is." Said Rei. Hiei was over by the window. The place where he sat had a hole in it and was covered in glass. He sighed, jumped onto the entertainment set and closed his eyes.
"Man he can find anything comfortable." Said Kuwabara. Everyone nodded.
"Anyway… Where's C.J?" Asked Rei.
"Right behind you." Said C.J. Rei jumped at his voice. C.J had almost clear hair and clear eyes. "You owe me. Now I need everyone to leave the room so I can fix it. That means you to shorty."
"Shorty? You're the same size!" Yelled Hiei.
"I'm not counting the hair. Leave."
"Hn." Everyone left and went to the girl's room. The Spirit Guardians stood out side.
"You can come in." Said Botan. They smiled and came in.
"What should we do?" Asked Kayko.
"We can always watch humiliating videos of Rei and Ayame." Said Ami.
"Yeah!" Shouted Yusuke and Kuwabara.
"No!" Yelled Rei and Ayame.
"Alright it's settled! Yuu go get the tapes!" Said Shin.
"Okay." Yuu left and when he came back he was dragging a big bag of videotapes. Everyone crowed around the TV.
"Ok let's start!" Shouted Yusuke.
"Ok this first one starts out when the barrier around our city was down. There are tons of low class demons trying to get in. all the town's Spirit Guardians are fighting." Said Yuu.
/Video/
There were many people fighting with long-range weapons and element powers. Everyone was on top of a watchtower that surrounded the city.
"WILL YOU PUT THAT THING DOWN AND HELP!" Yelled Zoe.
"NO WAY! If were going to die than I want everyone to know how we died!" Yelled Yuu.
"We are not going to die."Said Zach in a calm voice.
"This is tiring and they keep coming!" Yelled Ayame. Rei came running up to them.
"He's right and I'm running out of ammo!" Said Rei looking at her guns. "I've got an idea!" she did a 360. When she stopped she had a rocket launcher. Everyone yelled and ran for cover just as she fired. There was a bunch of explosions and dust flew everywhere.
"Where does she get these thing!" Yelled Ayame. They were all hiding behind a wall that The rock Spirit Guardians created.
"Who knows." Said Yuu. When the dust cleaned and the explosions stopped the rock walls went down. As everyone got up a barrier appeared over the city.
"Now it comes up." Said Ami.
"What happened!" Yelled a man. He had short light blond hair and yellow eyes. He wore what a doctor would wear.
"Nothing Hatori, Rei just went crazy again." Said Ayame.
"Where is Rei?" Asked Hatori. A pile of rocks started to move and Rei popped out. She had a happy face on and still had her rocket launcher.
"That was sweet! Lets do it again!" Rei shouted while getting ready to shoot again.
"NO!" Everyone yelled while tacking her to the ground. The only one that restrained them self was Hatori and Yuu.
"Remind me never to get you mad." Said Kuwabara.
"So I'm a pyromaniac, sue me!"
"Um Rei, somebody did try to sue you." Said Zoe who was on the windowsill. That made Hiei very mad so he threw her off. "HEY!"
"Hn."
"Okay lets get one to the next one!" Shouted Yuu.
/Video/
Yuu was in a classroom and two girls were just finishing a presentation.
"Very good girls. Okay anyone have any questions." Asked the teacher. Lets call her Miss. Takanaka. Rei was the only one to raise her hand. The teacher sighed. "Yes Miss. Hino?"
"Why is Yuu in here?"
"What does that have to do with the presentation?"
"Nothing. I just want to know."
"I asked him to tape the presentations. Speaking of presentations why don't you and Ayame go now?" Said Miss. Takanaka.
"Okay! Fang come on lets go get the presentation ready! Ayame come one." Said Rei. Fang just happen to appear. He went over to a TV that was in the back of the room and Rei and Ayame went to the front. Ayame pulled a world map down. Rei and Ayame looked at each other and nodded. The both opened up a pointer. Their backs were turned to the map. Ayame flew the tip of his pointer to London.
"Paris, France." Said Ayame.
"Ayame." Whispered Rei. Ayame looked over at her. She was moving her hand in a motion telling him to go down. He went down a little past Paris and Rei motioned him to go up a little so he did. Now it was Rei's turn she flew her pointer to some place in South Korea.
"Tokyo, Japan!" Said Rei. Ayame told her she was wrong and she moved to the right spot. They pointed to random places that had nothing in common except that they were all on planet earth.
"What do all these place have to do with our project." Said Ayame.
"Absolutely nothing!" Said Rei. Both Ayame and Rei put their pointers away.
"Then what was the purpose of that?" Yelled Miss Takanaka.
" We need to stall for Fang to get the tape ready." Said Ayame.
"He has no thumbs." Said Rei. Fang pushed the cart to the front.
"Will you get on with it?"
"Yes ma'am!" Said Rei and Ayame.
"Okay we did on topic on reputation." Said Rei.
"We took two subjects and went to a different town to see how well their reputation is." Said Ayame.
"The subjects are Yuu and Katsuro! Okay Fang, roll the tape."
/the tape/
"Rei where are you?" Shouted Ayame form behind the camera.
"I'm in front of you, you idiot!" Said Rei.
"Rei is that you?" Rei looked like an old man. She wore a guy's kimono, had gray hair with a bald spot, had glasses on, and a cane.
"What to much?"
"Yeah."
"Fine I'll change." Rei did a 360 and was now in a new costume. She had a purple beehive wig with a red dress suit and a microphone in her hand. "Better?"
"Not really."
"Good lets go! Okay people back at school! We're in MelKyoto! I'm going to ask about Yuu." Rei walks up to some random girl. "HELLO! I'm Katie Kay from Channel 124 News! We're taking a survey about reputation!"
"Um Ok."
"Do you know who Yuu is?"
"Yuu who?"
"Yuu…Um…I don't think he has a last name." Ayame face faulted and quickly got back up.
"What does he look like?" Asked the random girl.
"Blond spiky hair, lighting element-"
"Oh you mean 'Camera Guy'! He's a Spirit Guardian. Yeah he hangs out with 'Half-breed'."
"Half-breed?"
"You know the girl who's always blowing up stuff. I have to go. bye."
"Hahahaha…Rei where'd you go?" Ayame looks over to his left and saw Rei sulking in a corner. "It was only one person I'm sure know one else will know you has half-breed." Boy was he wrong. Most of the answers were like the first one. "Maybe I was wrong."
"Yeah. One more for me." Rei went over to a guy. "Do you know who Yuu is?"
"It's are." Said the boy.
"What?"
"It's 'Do you know who you are'.
"No not you, Yuu the person."
"I am a person."
"Not you!"
"Then who?"
"YUU!"
"I thought you said not me!"
"NO! I MEAN YES! I MEAN…hold on." Rei goes over to Ayame. "I'm I not pronouncing his name right or are is he not listening to the second U?"
"The second one."
"Okay. /goes back over to the guy. / Okay I'm talking about Yuu as in Y-u-u not y-o-u."
"Oh…who?"
"YUU!"
"What about me." Rei just gets mad and stomps away.
"HAHAHAHA!" laughed Ayame.
"Give me the camera!" Rei yelled.
"Ow! Ow! Okay, okay!" Ayame was in a black pants, a white shirt with a black vest over it, sunglasses and his hair was up in a hat. Ayame walked up to another random girl. "Hello! I'm…uh… Jack Jackson for Channel 124 News!"
"I've never heard of that station." Said the random girl.
"Do you have charter on demand?"
"No."
"That's why. We're doing a survey. Do you know who Katsuro Kobe is?"
"No sorry."
"Okay…do you know how Ayame Shimoi is?" The random girl squealed
"He is like one of the hottest boys around! Everyone knows him!"
"Really?" Ayame said.
"There goes his head filling with hot air again." Whispered Rei. Ayame went up to more random girls. Most of them knew who Katsuro was. He was the 'Determined fool.' Well that makes sense; he's always trying to beat Rei, never works though. But what almost broke the camera was the high pitch screams when Ayame's name was mention.
"I am so loved!" Said Ayame hugging himself.
"Shut up and go to that group of boys." Said Rei pointing to a group of five boys.
"Fine. /walks over to the boys. / Hello, I'm Jack Jackson from some channel. We are taking a survey. Do you know who Yuu or Katsuro is?" Ayame said with no enthusiasm.
"Of course we do! I have Katsuro's super card!" Said a blue-headed boy.
"Oh yeah well I have Rei's super card and Yuu's super card!" said a redheaded boy.
"I have a Dark Ayame card and a Kyoto Rei card!" Said a yellow-headed boy.
"NO WAY! You got a Kyoto Rei card!" Shouted the other four boys.
"Um…cards?" Asked a confused Ayame.
"Don't tell me you haven't heard of Spirit Guardian cards!" Said a green-headed boy. Ayame and Rei shook their heads, which shook the camera.
"Well don't tell any Spirit Guardians! They're not suppose to know." Said a black-headed boy.
"And why's that?" Yelled Rei.
"All the money goes to Master Roshi and that would probably upset everyone." Said the redhead.
"Oh really. Thank you for your time." Said Ayame. Then the screen fades.
"Master made cards of us?" said Shin.
"Yeah." Said Rei.
"Then why is there never any food?" Asked Ami.
"Because Rei eats it all." Said Zoe.
"Do not!"
"Come on I want to see more!" yelled Yusuke.
"Okay here."
/Video/
Ayame, Rei, Yuu, Zoe, Ami, and Zack are in a café. Once again Yuu is taping.
"Hey guys?" said Ayame.
"Hm?" The others said.
"You know how I always touch girls and then they slap me?"
"Hell yeah!" Said Rei.
"Well Anna doesn't do that…do you think that she might like me?" Everyone but Ayame face faulted.
"Can you hang on one second?" Said Ami. The five went in to a little circle.
"I feel sorry for Anna." Said Zoe.
"Man, I use to think Ayame had at least a cobweb in his head but it's like the maid came and cleaned up!" Said Rei.
"He just now notices this? She's been dropping hints forever!" Said Yuu.
"Rei maybe you should go knock some sense into him." Said Zach.
"Okay." Rei went over to Ayame and told him to get up, so he did and then Rei started to beat him up while shouting at him. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'DO YOU THINK SHE LIKES ME?' OF COUSE SHE LIKES YOU, YOU IDIOT!"
"That's not what I met." Said Zach.
"You should now better." Said Ami.
/End of video./
Everyone was laughing so hard. But,Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama, and the girls would soon find out that they were really the only one laughing. Everyone talked for a while than Hiei got up and left. Shortly after he left Rei got up.
"I forgot I had to do something. Bye." She said with a smile.
After she left it was deadly quite. The Guardians had their heads low. Ayame was the first to speak.
"I hate it when she smiles like that."
"Like what?" Asked Kuwabara.
/In the hallway/
"Wait Hiei!" Said Rei running up to him. Hiei stopped and waited for her. "Can I ask you a favor?"
"Hn."
"Can you train me to be faster by the finals?" She asked.
"What?"
"Please." She said with tears in her eyes.
StR: YES 30 IS DONE! Review please and read on!