Hiya!

I'm sorry it took me soooooo long to update, really.

You know I was always wondering if boys read fanfics to. But they do! I wish I had a brother who watches Gilmore girls and read fanfics...but no I don't have a brother...and a sister...I'm all alone in this truly gigantic trophy...I mean world...sorry. So who wants to be my brother or sister? Any volunteers? Let me know!

Thanks for al the reviews, I really love reviews, and believe it or not they helped me to writhe faster! I had it all worked out in my head and on paper but I really hate typing...so Roxy was coming over and volunteered to type my story, who am I to say no?

Anyway I loved the reviews! I embraced them and covered them with kis- gotta stop!

Oh yeah before I forget that thing about honk ball was just me being really stupid! A big mistake...gladly Roxy helped me by making me feel even more stupid! I almost thought I was blond! No offence, actually I'm half blond...I like blonde hair I like all sorts of hair! But I don't like blonde boys...but we can blame Shane and Logan of course. Anyway my mistake is corrected!

And I need to give you your prizes! Hmmm...I don't know what do ya want, huh? Well I would give you Milo after I cloned him of course...but I haven't succeed give me my time!

I can give you a new chapter?

Okay, okay let's be wild and crazy!

I'll give you all a new chapter!

Disclaimer: I don't own a thing!

I hope you like it, please tell me! And remember I need reviews! I'm really annoying, don't ya think? Anyway here ya go!

petitos grasshoppertje

2: Barbie legs, sisterhood and Little Luke...

"Mommy?" Katie asks while she and Rory are lying on the couch in their PJ´s watching Charley and the Chocolate factory.

"Yeah, hon?" Rory says, turning her attention to Katie. Just when Veronica starts singing her song.

"What did you mean by ´I'm eating for two now´?"

"Well, uh, you know...uh Mommy is uh..."

"Mommy?" Katie asks totally confused by her mother's stuttering.

"Well uh you're getting a little brother or sister!"

"Oh..." Katie says.

"What is it honey?" Rory asks confused that her daughter isn't happy about it.

"Lisa said that she hates having a little brother, he gets all the prezzies! And I don't wanna share you!" Katie says with her bottom lip trembling.

"Oh honey! Come here!" Rory says, pulling Katie towards her and setting her in her lap. "You'll always be our first baby and you don't have to share us! We'll love you just as much as him or her. Think about all the extra presents you'll get when it's your brother's or sister's birthday, or when he or she will be older you'll give each other presents...and you can always play with each other."

"Really?" Katie asks excited.

"Uhuh...and we'll be a bigger family! That's nice, right?"

"Yeah..." Katie says, Rory smiles and nods. "Mom, where is the baby now?" She asks curiously.

"In my tummy." Rory says placing a hand on her stomach.

"I can't see it." Katie say, raising her eyebrows, while searching under Rory's shirt.

"That's because it's really small now...but you'll see it in a few months."

"So you'll get fat?" Katie asks, wrinkling her nose.

"...Yeah..." Rory says also wrinkling her nose.

"When comes the baby, mommy?"

"In eight months, sweetie."

"That's...long..." Katie says, thinking about it.

"Yeah...Guess what comes first?" Rory asks.

"My birthday!" Katie says happily.

"Yay!"

"But..." Katie starts.

"But daddy is first! In three months and you're in six months and then the baby!"

"Uhuh...and you mommy?"

"I'm six months after daddy, it fits perfectly, don't you think?"

"Yeah...mommy? Where do babies come from?"

"...uh, well..." Rory starts. "When a man and a woman really love each other and they get married...then uh – they'll get a... a baby!" She says stuttering.

Katie thinks about it for a moment and then says, "But Lisa's parents aren't married!"

"Yeah well, you'll understand when you'll be older." Rory says, not knowing what to say. "Done with all the questions?" She then asks.

"Just one!" Katie says excited.

"Shoot!" Rory says equally excited.

"Can I help picking out a name for the baby?"

"Yeah, we'll do it together okay?" Rory says.

"Okay." Katie says happily.

"Now let's watch the movie!" Rory says with Katie still in her lap. She leans back and Katie snuggles closer to her mother.

"Mommy? What about Charley for the baby?" Katie asks excitedly.

"I'm sure your father will love it!" Rory says smirking.

"Or Lilo, Simba, Mickey, Willy, Veronica, Jasmine, Ariel..." Katie says, naming all the possible names she can think of.

"I'm home!" jess says while he is balancing the pizza box and his take-out bags and shuts the door with his foot.

He walks into the living room, and sees Rory and Katie asleep on the couch. He puts the food on the kitchen table and walks over to the couch. Katie stirs and peeks one eye open. "Daddy?" She says groggily.

"Hey babe."

Rory stirs and opens her eyes. "Hey." She says and stretches her arms.

"Hey." Jess says and he gives her a kiss.

"Hmm...what do I smell?" Rory says sniffing in the air.

"Yeah...I brought food." Jess says walking to the kitchen table. Katie jumps up and follows her father.

"What did you bring daddy?" Katie asks.

"Uh...I brought Pizza and Chinese."

"Ooh, we can choose! Now I know why I love you!" Rory says walking to the kitchen table.

"Just for the food?" He asks with a smirk.

"Nah, and some other things, so let's eat! I'm starved!" Rory says rubbing her stomach.

"Is the baby hungry, mommy?" Katie asks.

"Uhuh." Rory says nodding.

"The baby is your mother's excuse to eat more." Jess says unpacking the bags and grabbing the plates.

"Hey! That's sooo not true...have you ever been pregnant yourself?" Rory asks him offended.

"No, but I know you!" He says. Rory wants to argue but he continues, "And I brought you this!" He says handing her a bag full of mars, m&m's, pop tarts, and wine gums.

"Wow, all sorts of...just wow." Looking through the bag. She gives Jess a kiss. "Thank you!"

"Well..." Jess starts as he sits down. "I did it mostly for myself, so you won't wake me for your junk food cravings.

"Poor baby! You don't really think that I won't wake you up, now do you?"

"Huh."

"I need coffee-"

"No coffee!" Jess interrupts.

"Yeah, yeah scrap the coffee...but I do need ice cream, French fries, onion r –" Rory starts counting it on her fingers.

"-Okay I get it, now I eat!"

After dinner Katie lies on the couch with Rory watching cartoons.

"I'm ready, I'm ready! I'm ready, ready, readyeadeadeady!" Katie says mimicking Spongebob.

"Good to know!" Jess says, walking into the living room to the couch. He lifts Katie up and walks to the bathroom.

"No! No!" Katie screams. "I don't want a bath!" She screams, trying to squirm out of Jess's hold. "You said you were ready!" Jess says.

"Please dad! I was just singing along!" Katie says pouting.

"No, come on. You need a bath! Otherwise you'll smell really bad tomorrow at school, and then nobody wants to sit with you." Jess says.

"I don't care." Katie says crossing her arms.

"And I won't want you either. I don't like smelling kids!" Jess says and he puts her down, to turn the tap and fill the bath. Katie sees this as her escape and runs out the door to the living room.

"So you'll have nowhere to go, and everybody walks away from you." Jess continues, and he turns around when he gets no response and he sees her running away. He follows her. "Katie! Come on! It's just water!" he says running after her. Rory, who was still watching Spongebob, turns around and looks amused. "Wow, this is even better than a cartoon! And it's free and real!"

"Rory just help, will you!" Jess says.

"Noo. I wouldn't dare to ruin your litter father-daughter thing." Rory says giggling. Katie is also giggling.

Jess runs after her, dodging chairs but he doesn't see Rory's purse. He trips over her purse, and he falls. "God damn it!" He says when he feels something sharp in his eye. He leans up and sees one of Katie's Barbie's. "Jeez! What the hell!" he says standing up. Rory giggles, joined by Katie.

"Jess, language!" Rory says, gesturing to Katie.

"I don't care! I had a fucking Barbie leg sticking in my eye!" He says with the Barbie in his hand. Rory kneels beside him.

"Oh my God." She says, now almost laughing.

"What?" Jess asks annoyed.

"Oh noo!" Katie whines. "Daddy you broke her! You broke her!"

"Oh my god." Rory repeats.

"What? You only care about her Barbie, Ror!" Jess says.

"No..." Rory says pointing to his eye trying to contain her laughter.
"What Rory?" Jess says now annoyed.

"Your...your eye, your eye is...is...swollen...and...it starts getting...getting and purple...blue...you have a black eye! A black eye from a – a- Barbie!" Rory says between laughs.

"Daddy you broke my Barbie!" Katie says.

"Hon." Rory says. "Look at daddy's eye, Barbie gave him a black eye."

Jess glares at the Barbie in Katie's hand. Rory sees and adds, "Katie, you better bring Barbie safely to your room! I think daddy's planning an evil plan for her."

Katie looks frightened and runs to her room and hides Barbie.

"Aw you poor baby! Wait! Stay where you are! I'll be right back!" Rory says standing up and running to the bedroom.

"Thanks Ror, I need some ice." Jess says thinking she is getting ice for his swollen eye. "Uh, Rory, the fridge is in the kitchen." He says when he sees Rory running to the bedroom.

In seconds Rory is back, with her camera.

"Oh God! No Rory!" Jess says covering the camera lens.

"Jess come on! For the family book! Say cheese!" Rory says.

"No!"

Rory gives him a playful nudge in his stomach, so he puts his hands down so she can snap a shot. "Perfect!" She says triumphantly.

"Oh God!" He says. Rory gets up, but Jess tackles her, so she falls back on the ground and he climbs on top of her.

"No Jess! Look out for the baby!" Rory says hoping she would scare him so she could get away.

"Not working! I'm only leaning on you not on the baby." He says pulling her face closer so their foreheads touch.

"How do you know you're only leaning on me?"

"Because the baby is really – really small! So I'm leaning on you."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah..." He says and he kisses her. After a while his hands start to roam, and he slides his hand under her pyjama top.

"Daddy!" Katie says from her doorway.

Jess groans and pulls away from Rory.

"Yeah?" He says sitting up. Rory sits up also. And she puts the camera on the coffee table.

"Are you still mad?" Katie asks still in her doorway.

"Come here." Jess says sighing.

Katie walks over to them and he pulls her in his lap.

"I wasn't mad at you , okay! It just hurt and I was mad, but not at you!" Jess says softly.

Rory moves closer to him, and sits next to them, putting her head on his shoulder.

"Okay..." Katie says, she thinks for a while.

"Dad?"

"Hm?"

"Barbie says she's really sorry!"

"I'm sure she is, but she'll better make sure I will never see her on the ground again."

"Does it still hurt, Dad?"

"Nah, just a little. But what am I going to say to my students at school tomorrow?" Jess says wincing at the thought of all the annoying questions.

"Well you could say that Barbie did i-"

"-Never!" Jess says glaring at her.

"Well what do you think about you got into a fight"

"Yeah I can see the school paper headlines now, "Mr. Mariano got into a fight! He lost!""

"yeah...that's good."

"First of all, I never lose!"

"Well I beat you at a-" Rory starts.

"-At fights!" He adds smirking.

"But..-" Katie starts.

"Second, I'll lose my job!"

"Yeah...well I could cover you up in make-up!" Rory says trying not to laugh.

"Never." Jess says glaring.

"I mean it, a little foundation, blush, eye shadow and a little mascara wouldn't hurt."

Jess just glares and Rory is laughing so hard she gets teary eyed.

"Well what about you, huh?" Jess says.

"What about me?"

"You told me you're pregnant in front of thirty teens!" Jess smirks.

"Well..uh..I have ...uh hormones!" Rory says stuttering and blushing. "Well uh...come on Katie, your bath is ready!" Rory says quickly, standing up and dragging Katie towards the bathroom. Jess just smirks at Rory's retreating form.

Jess is kneeling besides Katie who is lying in her bed.

"Do I get a brother or a sister, dad?" Katie asks.

"I don't know." Jess says shaking his head.

"When will we know? I mean we have to start picking out all th-" Katie says serious.

"-We?" Jess asks her confused.

"Mommy said I could help picking out a name for the baby!" Katie says.

"Oh...well-"

"What do you think of Charley?"

"I think it's time for you to sleep!" Jess says disgusted by the name.

"I mean it fits by a boy or a girl, Charlotte and Charles an-"

"I would rather name my kid Luke!" Jess says.

"Luke is good, but uncle Luke alrea-" Katie starts.

"When you say Luke you say grunting and backwards baseball caps!"

"But-"

"Goodnight babe!" Jess says and he gives her a kiss on her forehead.

He walks to the doorway where Rory is standing with a sweet smile on her face while looking at her family.

"-Jacob, Lauren, Stephan, Lisa, Peter, Claire." They hear Katie mumble now half asleep.

Jess turns the lights off and closes the door.

"So..." He starts pulling Rory closer, and placing his hands on her hips.

"So, we will have a Luke Junior." Rory says smirking.

"Never!" Jess says disgusted.

"Well.." Rory starts smirking.

"We can name it Kirk, if that's what you want." Jess says also smirking.

"Oh god! No!" Rory says now also disgusted.

"You know what I think?" Jess asks.

"That Katie can't help pick out a name for the baby?" Rory says.

"Well..." Jess says thinking about it. "That too...but we need to celebrate."

Jess says leading Rory towards the bedroom.

"Ooh I love celebrating!" Rory says.

"Yeah?"

"Yeah." Rory says and she closes the door.

So ? huh? What did ya think?

My head is full of ideas on how I continue, but I'm going on some sort of trip with school so I don't have a computer in a total of three to four days!

So I'll try to update as soon as possible but don't worry my grasshoppers! I will continue!

PLEASE REVIEW! Geez I'm begging you see how far I go! P

Buh-bye!

Petitos grasshoppertje