StR: We found Hiei!
Y: Oh goody.
K: So where is he?
StR: I don't know. He left as soon as we found him.
Y: We?
StR: Me, Yukina, and Kuwabara. You can guess what happen.
K: No it's Yukina, Kuwabara, and me.
StR: Whatever. Enjoy.
When people say, "I'm so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
Chapter 35: The truth of the shot!
Last time: He put the needle in to her arm. "Opps, I missed."
"YOU MISSED? YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO BE THE BEST!" yelled Rei.
"I just fought Hiei. I'm a little tired." Hatori then stuck her in the right place. "That wasn't so bad, now was it?"
"That's not the part that hurts!" Electricity started to crackle around Rei and she screamed in pain.
"Hey! What's going on?" yelled Yusuke.
"Don't worry, it's just a side effect." Kyo said calmly.
"But she's screaming in pain!" yelled Kuwabara.
"Yes, that's because it's very painful. Her body's not use to it, yet." Rei stopped screaming and got those swirly eyes. "See, she's better."
"You are a heartless jerk," said Ayame. "Okay, my turn!"
"I know," said Hatori while taking out a light blue liquid.
"Hey, it's the same," wined Ayame.
"That's because you haven't gotten stronger." Hatori gave him his shot.
"Oh, such a shame."
"Rei, since you got a stronger flu shot-"
"A flu shot! That's all?" yelled Yusuke.
"Well, when elemental psychics get the flu the have a hard time controlling their powers, so we get a shot every month," said Rei.
"And when we get stronger so does the shot. As I was saying Rei you can't fight until I tell you," said Hatori. It's amazing how calm he always is and…
"What?" …how calm she isn't. "BUT, what if Katsuro attacks me!"
"I wouldn't do that!" yelled Katsuro.
"He just doesn't want to get electrocuted again!" yelled a random guy in the crowd. Rei tilted her head to the side out of confusion.
"You don't remember when Katsuro attacked you?" asked another random guy.
"When was this?"
"About two years ago."
"Oh, that's the reason! Katsuro attacks me so many times, it all blends together!" laughed Rei.
"That and she can't remember what she had for breakfast last week," said Kyoto. Everyone jumped at her sudden appearance.
"Who the hell keeps turning this thing on?" yelled Rei as she took out the Gameboy looking thingy. Princess came out with a big grin on her face and a peace sign out. "Grr! I can to remember what I had for breakfast last week!"
"Really? Then what was is?"
"Trout and rice."
"Um, Rei that was dinner last week," said Kurama.
"Oh, um…cereal."
"We never had any cereal," said Yusuke.
"Pickles?"
"Now you're just guessing," said Kyoto.
"I don't care! If you didn't realize I'm still tied to Ayame!"
"I don't mind. I'm kinda comfortable," said a happy Ayame. Rei jabbed Ayame in the side really hard. "Okay. Not comfortable. Katsuro you're…closest."
"Fine." Katsuro had a hard time untying the knot so he just burned it.
"Thanks. Now help me up…please," demanded Rei. Katsuro grabbed her hand and helped her up. As soon as she got up she fell. "I'm still paralyzed!"
"That will wear off," said Hatori. The fangirls again bombarded Kurama and Hiei. Rei decide to help them out. She stood by Ayame and got a sad face on.
"You girls are so cruel. You just drop Ayame like he's last week's moldy dinner! Now he's all along and sad!" she elbowed him in the gut and started crying.
"Oh, yes. So sad. Boo hoo," said Ayame with no enthusiasm. All the girls stampeded back to Ayame and stated to say how sorry they were and how can we make it up to you. Now being the pervert he was, he got some pretty… what's the word… well you know what I mean. Rei crawled out of the crowd.
"Hey you can move again!" said Yusuke.
"Huh? YA! Hey everyone, lets take some time and enjoy the silent of have Katsuro near me and not attacking!" everyone was silent for a while until Hatori spook up.
"Okay you can fight now."
"REI!" yelled Katsuro as he lunged for her.
"Well, it was fun while it lasted," said Rei dodging his punches. Dodging Katsuro was easy. See if he didn't fight so blindly he could do a lot better. Smelling a familiar sent in the wind, Rei let down her guard giving Katsuro a chance to hit her. Everyone was in shock, even Katsuro.
"I hit her," he said with shock.
"He hit her," said Ayame also in shock. Rei started laughing, which is never a good sign.
"Guess that's what I get for not paying attention," laughed Rei. Rei looked up at Katsuro with murderous eyes and hit him, sending him throw a tree. "I have an idiot for a cousin."
"Cousin?" yelled Kuwabara and Yusuke.
"Well now that you mention it, I do see a resemblance," Kuwabara whispered to Yusuke.
"Yeah, and their attitudes are the same." He whispered back.
/Anime scene/
Yusuke and Kuwabara were chibi size and Rei and Katsuro was huge with flames around them.
"WE ARE NOTHING ALIKE!" they yelled.
"You're right, I see no resemblance," whimpered Kuwabara.
"And you two act nothing alike," whimpered Yusuke.
/End of anime scene/
"Yes they are. Everyone can see the resemblance and they act a lot a like," said Ayame. He has no smarts what so ever. Rei started to beat the living crap out of him and then Katsuro set his butt on fire. The fire slowly spread around him. Ayame started to run…limp around like a manic.
"OW! OW! Put it out! Put it out! My face, my beautiful face! Ow leg! My face! FIRE!" he screamed. A wave of water soon covered him.
"You should really now better, Ayame," said Zach. Ami and Zoe were behind him.
"No they're nothing alike. Why would we think that Urameshi?" quivered Kuwabara.
"I have no idea," said Yusuke in a scared voice.
"I probably got hit in the head to hard when I fought Kyo," said a scared Kuwabara.
"Yeah and me- wait I haven't fought yet…I was…drunk."
"That's all you can come up with?"
"Shut up!"
"Everyone please return to the stadium! We are ready to resume the battles!"
"So there are two more fights but we only need to win one more, right?" asked Rei.
"Right. I'll fight next," said Kurama. Him and the last of the white-cloaked figures went onto the platform.
"Ready? Go!" Kurama took out his rose whip and the figure stood there. Kurama held his whip defensively.
"Go Kurama go! Go go go!" yelled Rei.
"So, do you know who this is?" asked Yusuke.
"Nope not a clue. Go Kurama! Beat him or her up!"
"Such a shame. My own flesh and blood turned against me!" said the figure.
"Wha?"
"I'm not really surprised, she's always against me."
"Huh?"
StR: I'm not going to tell you who it is! You guys will have to wait because I'm going on vacation again for a week starting Sat and I wont have anytime unless you want a short chapter.
Y: Review and guess who the mystery person is.
StR: Hey, I was going to say that
Y: I know, that's why-
StR: I said it.
Y: Oh no! We're
StR: Spending to much time-
Y: Together. We're finishing-
StR: Each other's sentences!
Y and StR: Scary. Review please. STOP THAT!
StR: Err… here's some things to think about while I'm gone.
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?