StR: HIEI'S BACK! He came back he came back he came BACK!
H: SHUT UP!
StR: MEANY
H: I'll leave again!
StR: NO/throws herself on to Hiei's leg./
K: By the way, why did you leave?
H: Fangirls.
K: That's understandable.
StR: ENJOY! Here is two quotes for being gone so long!
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!
'Thinking'
Chapter 36: Jackal
"Such a shame. My own flesh and blood turned against me!" said the figure.
"Wha?"
"I'm not really surprised, she's always against me."
"Huh?" Rei thought for a while. "You're not Katsuro because he's behind me. Mom?"
"Do I look like your mother?" yelled the figure as he pulled off his hood. He had fading blue hair and bright blue eyes. He hand a beard, mustache and lots of winkles.
"GANDPA!" shrieked Rei while jumping five feet into the air.
"Yes, now that you know it's me would you like to change your previous comment?"
"Yes, yes I would," Rei took a deep breath, "GO KURAMA, PUT HIM IN A COMA. BEAT HIM UP! YEAH GO GO!" Rei's rampage was soon stopped by a shoe being thrown at her head. "OW!" Rei looked to where the shoe was thrown and saw a woman with shoulder length brown hair and green eyes. Rei angrily pointed at the women. "Abusive mother!"
"Well shouldn't be so mean to your grandfather! Why would you want Grandpa put in a coma?"
"Well, for one thing I wouldn't have to do all the chores he calls training."
"How do you know it's not training?"
"What does cleaning gutters have to do with being a priestess!"
"He's old! He can't do thinks like he use to!"
"What the hell! I'm older than him! And if he was so helpless than why is he fighting!"
"Good point."
"I know."
"…So after this you want to get ice cream?"
"Okay!"
"Yup, they're defiantly related," said Grandpa. "Let's continue, shall we?"
"Of course," said Kurama.
"Sacred seal!" yelled Grandpa. A big scroll appeared and wrapped it's self around Kurama. It then throw it's self along with Kurama against the stadium wall. Juri counted to ten and announced Rei's Grandpa the winner.
"That was a cheap trick!" yelled Kuwabara.
"He had to," said Rei.
"Huh? Why?"
"If he lost then Yusuke and Jackal can't fight."
"Yeah and I want to fight!" yelled Yusuke.
"Will they last fighters please come up!"
"Alright!" said Yusuke.
"Yusuke, be careful. Jackal is the Spirit Guardian's leader. That means he's the strongest," said Rei.
"Yeah well I'm a leader to."
"Right!" After Yusuke went up to the stage Kyo came over to Rei. "What are the chances of Yusuke winning?"
"Very high," said Kyo. Rei looked at him with wide eyes. "Jackal's just here to see if he's ready to fight the next round."
"And if he's not?"
"Then we go on. Don't worry, I'm sure he's ready." Back up at the fight Yusuke was throwing punches at Jackal. Jackal dodged effortlessly.
'He's fast! This should be a good fight,' thought Yusuke as he dodged Jackal's punches. An hour later nothing much changed.
"Is it over yet?" asked Rei.
"For the tenth time NO!" yelled Kuwabara.
"Sorry…How about-"
"SHUT UP!" yelled Yusuke "I CAN'T CONCENTRATE!" Rei went and sulked in a corner.
"She can be annoying at times, can't she?" said Jackal. He had a deep sexy voice.
"Yeah."
"HEY!" yelled Rei.
"I think you are worthy enough," said Jackal.
"Worthy enough for what?" asked Yusuke. Jackal chuckled and reached for the hood of his cloak. Yusuke went into a defensive position not knowing what he was going to do. Jackal took a hold of his cloak and threw it off to the side. Rei's mouth dropped, not because of the dent the cloak made when it hit the ground but because she had never seen Jackal's face before and let me tell you it was way off from what she pictured. Jackal was hot! He had dark gray hair with black tips and deep golden eyes. He had tan skin and a cross scar over his left eye and a scar on his right cheek.
"Rei close your mouth," said Kyo.
"Wh- who is that?" stuttered Rei.
"Jackal."
"No way! That is not what I pictured!"
"What did you picture?"
"Gray hair, balding, winkles, not hot, looks like he's from the dinosaur age! Kind of like Grandpa or Master Roshi!" Everyone sweat dropped and Grandpa looked mad.
"Grrr! SIT GIRL!" Rei put her hands hit the ground first and stopped her from hitting the ground. "YOU WANT TO BE STUBBORN! OKAY FINE! SIT GIRL! SIT GIRL! SIT GIRL! SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, S-"
"Daichi I think she gets it," said Jackal. Rei crawled up form the hole she made in pain.
"Are you okay?" asked Kurama and Kuwabara.
"Fine," cried Rei.
"Your right, Jackal," said Daichi aka Grandpa. He looked over at Rei. Kurama and Kuwabara were helping her up. Grandpa smirked. "Sit." Rei fell back down bring Kuwabara with her.
"THAT'S IT! When I get over there your going to wish you weren't here!" Rei cried. Rei looked like a cowboy trying to get over to her grandpa. Her legs were spread out and her arms were curved by her side. She grinned her teeth as she took painful steps towards her laughing victim.
"They don't have a very good relationship do they?" asked Yusuke.
"Actually, they have one of the best relationship I ever seen," said Jackal.
"Really? By the way they act I would think it's the opposite."
"The way they act proves they have a good relationship. I think the reason they get so along is because they're both old timers."
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN OLD TIMER? You're right up there along with us! Okay maybe you're not as old as me-" yelled Rei now inches away from her grandpa.
"Nobody's as old as you," said Daichi. Rei stuck her tongue out at him.
"He still old!"
"Rei that's no way to talk to your leader!" yelled Kyo.
"But everyone talks to me like that and I'm their leader."
"That's different!"
"Fine. I'm really sorry. I would bow but I can't move from neck down."
"That's okay. Hatori take care of her."
"Do I have to?" asked Hatori not looking up form his book.
"No you don't have to do anything. You don't even have to be here but it's the right thing to do." Hatori sighed and put down his book.
"You can make anyone fell guilty even when they're being sarcastic."
"It's a gift. Now let's get back to the battle."
"Yeah!" said Yusuke.
Y: You think Rei and Grandpa have a good relationship?
StR: Yeah don't you people out there?
K: Yusuke you have to look past the bickering and physical abuse-
StR: it's not abuse!
K: Right. Yusuke it's like you and Kayko. She slaps but deep down in side she really loves you and you love her.
Y: Kurama.
K: Yes?
Y: That is one of the uncoolest and cheesiest things you have ever said!
K: It's not meant to cool!
StR: That was beautiful! Waaaaaaaaa!
Y: She needs help.
K: Yes.
StR/still crying/ Okay review.
