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CHAPTER 4
"Give Yukina a round of applause" said botan. "Next will be kurama and hiei singing I'm too sexy (a/n yes they are too sexy).
"I never said I was going to sing" yelled hiei.
"Come on hiei it will be fun" said kurama.
"The hell it won't" yelled hiei. "I'm not singing."
"Please hiei, for me" kurama said with big puppy dog eyes.
"Please ain't going to do it" said hiei.
"So I guess you don't care about me" said kurama with tears welling up in his eyes.
"That's not what I meant fox" said hiei.
"Yes it is" said kurama pretending to cry.
"I hope this works" thought kurama.
"Fine fox" said hiei. "Just stop crying"
"Great" said kurama extremely happy.
"Works every time" thought kurama.
"Wait you tricked me…" said hiei.
"Come lets go" said kurama cutting hiei off and dragging him on stage.
When they were about to sing karasu and koronue appeared on stage out of no where. (A/n I bet you didn't expect that now did you).
"I thought you were both dead" said kurama in a scared tone.
"I thought you sick bastards were dead" said hiei referring mainly to karasu
"Nothing will keep us apart" said koronue.
"Yes that is the power of love" said karasu referring to kurama.
Kurama started to twitch.
"You sick bastard's better get away from my fox" said hiei angrily.
"Yeah" said kurama still twitching.
Every one started to twitch.
"What the hell is wrong with you bastards" said yusuke
"Yeah" every one else agreed.
"I'll show you" said karasu.
Everyone looked confused at what they were going to do. Koronue pulled hiei and kurama back to there seat. Everyone started to really wonder what was going on. Karasu took the microphone from botan and demanded the ogre to play his song. He started to sing.
Karasu: (he starts singing with some Jamaican accent)
Oh, yeah
For the longest time we jamming in the party
You're winning on me
Pushing everything
Right back on top of me (koronue: yeah, hey) (a/n every time there is a parentheses koronue is singing that part)
And if you think your gonna get away from me
You better change your mind
You're going home
You're going home with me tonight
Hiei started to get up to kill the already should be dead karasu. But yusuke and kuwabara held him down. Karasu started to smirk.
Karasu:
So let me hold you
Kurama, caress my body
You got me going crazy, you
Turn me on
Turn me on
Let me jam you
Kurama, wind all around me.
You got me going crazy, You
Turn me on
Turn me on
(Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Kurama started to freak out at what karasu was referring him to and said "I'm not caressing anything on you" and hiei (well lets just say he's not available. He's getting another large branch so you know)
Karasu:
One hand on the ground and bumper cocked sky high
Winning hard on me
Got my pie turned
Hollering for mercy (yeah)
Then I whisper in his ear
Swing harder, then he said to me
Boy, just push that thing
Push it harder back on me
"I'm not telling you to pushing anything" said kurama turning green at the thought. (hiei's is still looking for the biggest branch he could find).
Karasu:
So let me hold you
Karama caress my body
You got me going crazy, you
Turn me on
Turn me on
Let me jam you
Karama, wind around my body
You got me going crazy, You
Turn me on
Turn me on
Hug me, hug me
Kiss me, squeeze me
Hug me, hug me
Kiss and caress me 2x
(Yeah mmm, whoa)
"I'm not hugging, kissing, or squeezing you" yelled kurama. Hiei finally found the perfect branch.
Karasu:
For the longest we jamming in party
And you're winning on me
Pushing everything
Right back on top of me (yeah)
But if you think you gonna get away from me
You better change your mind
You're going home
You're going home with me tonight.
"I'm not going nowhere with you" said kurama and still freaking out. Yusuke and kuwabara were holding down hiei so he wouldn't do anything rash.
Karasu:
Let me hold you
Kurama, caress my body
You got me going crazy, you
Turn me on
Turn me on
Let me jam you
Kurama, wind around my body
You got me going crazy, you
Turn me on
Turn me on
"I already said NO" yelled kurama. Hiei was making his way up the stage but yusuke and kuwabara were holding him back by his shirt.
Let me hold you
Kurama, caress my body
You got me going crazy, you
Turn me on
Turn me on
Hug me, hug me
Kiss me, kiss me
Hug me, hug me
Squeeze me, squeeze me
Kiss and caress me
Hug me, hug me
Kiss me, kiss me
Hug me, hug me
Squeeze me, squeeze me
Kiss and caress me
(Yeah, yeah)
As soon as karasu finished his song yusuke and kuwabara couldn't hold him anymore and let go. Hiei jump him and beat him until the branch had a little blood on it and kicked him off the stage. (A/n hiei is so sexy when he is mad. Drooling. O yeah back to the story.) Kurama was so happy at how much hiei cared and started to make out on stage. Kuwabara started to turn green. Jin and touya started to follow suite and started making out on the table again.
"Will you two cut it out" said shizuru already drunk
They sighed and sat back on there chairs
"Ok that performance was unexpected" said botan as she ran up the stage and picked up the microphone off the floor. "So let's continue with the entertainment. Next will be kurama and hiei sing him I'm to sexy. If they are not interrupted again" said botan.
Hey people hope you liked this chapter. The next will have them singing I'm too sexy. Aren't the though. Thanks again for the reviews. Please R&R!