Hi everyone! Sorry I took so long updating, but I'm just lazy! sob, sob And theirs the fact that I dislocated my knee a few days ago, so… Yeah. Anyway, here's another fun-packed chapter filled with pointless drabble, accidental bashing, and a huge loss of half the ToS cast! But first… Review responces!

Clever Dan- Thanks. Yes I know I rule! Sorry, I'm egomaniacal.

Himiti- Well, I really didn't mean to be that MEAN to Colette. She's one of my favorite characters! Ah well, whatever makes my readers happy. throws Colette into a tank full of sharks Colette: AAAHHH! I WILL KILL YOU!

Aldia- Ah well, I was to lazy to write out a fight with Shadow so I quickened the pace. And let us all mourn the loss of Mr. Jim-Jim. cries for 5 seconds Ok, I'm done.

Lily- No! On the contrary, I really like Colette. But you have to admit that she does get annoying every now and then. And in humor, you just have to throw those annoying qualities right back at them!

Powhammer- Lol! I'm glad you liked that joke. It was originally going to be Hillary and Haley Duff saying that, but I thought that's a naughty thing to do on when you bash celebrities. My story would get removed!

Disclaimer crud: Birth of Venus does not own Tales of Symphonia. But that will change soon. Bwahaha…

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Chapter 2: Spiky Cleats and Bricks

It was a beautiful day in Tethe-Alla. The birds were singing, the… Wait, this is how I started the first chapter, didn't I? Ah well, whatever. Anyway, the creepy baby sun from Teletubbies rose in the sky smiling creepily down on everyone. Now, when THAT sun appears, you just know that disaster is about to strike! And it certainly did.

The creepy baby sun shone through the curtains in the room where our "heroes of the two worlds" were staying, particularly on Lloyd's face. He however, was immune to it's evil wakey-wakey powers and continued to snore and mumble in his sleep. "Mmmm… No thank you, Pretty Princess Rainbow Monkey. I couldn't possibly eat another chocolate coated sugar chunk caramel daisy cocacola chicken parmesan pickles and ketchup sandwich…IMPORTED. Ah well, maybe one more" And thus he started munching on his pillow. This freaky scene continued until a large brick met his skull waking him up instantly.

"LLOYD YOU FREAKING IDIOT, GET UP!"

Lloyd blinked and sat up in bed with blood trickling down his face and stared into the eyes of a very pissed off Genis. He moaned. "Genis, you just killed two of my six brain cells!" Genis's expression of anger quickly changed into one of surprise. "You have brain cells?" Lloyd nodded. "Here, take a look!" He handed Genis an x-ray screen. Genis peered through and saw four brain cells playing poker, and two others lying dead.

"Well, I'll be damned. But that's beside the point! The point is…" Suddenly Colette burst through the door and jumped on Genis's head. "RAINE, SHEENA, REGAL, AND ZELOS ARE MISSING!"

"Yeah, that," came the muffled sound of Genis under Colette's spiky cleats that she decided to try on this morning. That's when Presea walked in. "What are you idiots doing?" Colette looked up. "Oh, Presea! Did you find any clues?"

"Clues? Colette, I just went out for coffee, I don't care what happens to those guys. Or any of you for that matter." Colette looked puzzled. "Aren't you a little young to be drinking coffee?" Presea just looked blankly at Colette. "You're really dumb, you know that?" Colette just smiled. "Hee-hee. Sorry." Presea just rolled her eyes. Suddenly, Colette felt a certain twitch from under her VERY spiky cleats.

"GET OFFA ME!" cried Genis as he threw Colette off him. He now had many holes in his head. Colette looked up at Genis and then down at her cleats. "Aw, Genis, you got blood on my new spiky cleats! Now I have to wash them," Colette sighed taking them off and putting on her regular white boots. Genis was about to throttle Colette but Presea suddenly spoke up. "Uh, aren't we forgetting a certain someone?"

Everyone turned to look at Lloyd who was staring into space. He then looked up. "Huh, what are we talking about?" Everyone except Colette rolled their eyes. "Um, nothing really. Except that half of our party has been missing for THE PAST 8 HOURS!" Genis screamed throwing another brick at him hitting him in the head. "OWWW! Genis, are you on a Brain cell killing spree or something!"

"Um, um… Shouldn't we be looking for the others?" Colette asked a bit timidly. Lloyd, being the heroic, yet idiotic person he was got up. "Yeah, lets go find our chipmunks!" Genis looked at Lloyd confused. "Don't you mean our friends?" Lloyd nodded. "That's what I said. Our chipmunks!" Everyone sighed. This was going to be a LONG fanfiction.

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Well, what did you think? I'm sorry it's so short. I kept you waiting this whole time, and all I could give you was this scrap. But the next chapter will be longer, I promise! In the meantime, please keep reviewing!